Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser

Just ask Thanos and he’ll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderised slab of meat.* Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is sure to put a smile on your face. This powerful kitchen accessory comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvellous dishes, including: Infinity Cutlet Pepper Chicken Potts Pie Hawkeye Steak End “Game” Pie Stark Tartare You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission. *Perfectly balanced meals obviously don’t require meat, but we figured there aren’t many vegetarians/vegans in the market for a meat tenderiser. Suppose you could still use it to pulverise a cauliflower or something – go wild!