Llama Lap Warmer

Llama Lap Warmer
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Reasons why this is a better alternative to putting a real llama in your lap: Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense Being a wild animal, real llamas tend to smell a bit – whereas this one smells nice and clean This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will never spit on or at you – not even in your general direction Putting him in the microwave won’t cause a meaty explosion Do you really need any other reasons to get your frosty mitts on this sweet little guy? No. No you don’t.

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