This Is Not A Brothel Doormat

Don’t take yourself too seriously. Get a doormat that will show your guests just how much fun you have in life. We promise it’ll generate a reaction from your guests that you don’t want to miss! Made with brown coir matting, this outdoor welcome mat is designed to clean your shoes before entering your home. If you don’t like having guests, the Go Away Doormat is the perfect choice.

Features:
– HIGH QUALITY COIR: Made from the husks of coconuts, this doormat is durable, long lasting, and remain awesome for years
– EASY TO CLEAN: Just rinse with a hose and hang to dry
– ZERO SLIPPAGE: Water repellant Polyvinyl chloride (PVC) backing to avoid slippage
– ECO-FRIENDLY: Feel good about protecting the environment
– PERFECT SIZE: 23.6” wide x 15.75” long x 0.5” height

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