Pennywise Shaped Mug

If you thought early mornings couldn’t get any more horrifying, think again. This Pennywise Shaped Mug is the ideal way to start your day – nothing quite gets the blood pumping like opening up the kitchen cupboards and finding a hideous clown face grinning out at you from amongst the porcelain. You’ll be looking twice at every drain cover on the way to work. Just take a niiiice, comforting sip from his bulbous cranium and mutter to yourself that vengeful, drain-dwelling clowns aren’t real.

Andrew: