It’s no secret that Darth Vader has anger points. He’s fast with the barking of orders and the Force choking. He guidelines by intimidation, which works… okay. We marvel, although, if Vader might take a web page from a pacesetter who had the admiration and respect of his crew: Jean-Luc Picard. And let’s face it, the crew of the Enterprise have been a lot better photographs than the typical Stormtrooper.
What’s the large distinction between the 2 leaders? Tea, in fact. Earl Grey. Hot. If solely Vader might sit down and wrap his black gloves round a steaming mug of bergamot-scented tea, then he might resolve all his anger and be a extra productive chief.
Then perhaps somebody might have fastened that thermal exhaust port so it did not go on to the reactor system. Alas, we will not rewrite historical past… however you’ll be able to muse about what might have been whereas steeping your favourite tea leaves on this chrome steel Death Star Tea Infuser.