Didn’t grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn’t sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in! “Hey all you cool cats and kittens” – shadaaap. She can put flowers in her hair and float around that park on a bike all day long, but we’re not fooling for the free-loving hippy-dippy crazy cat lady act. And don’t get us started on that horrendous wedding photo with Howard dressed up as a tiger, squatting on the beach while she holds a leash around his neck – that was the final straw. Until Joe’s released, that bitch Carole Baskin can wait outside.
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