Turkey Mug

Finally, a mug to make a man say ‘You’re so great, i love you!’ and then rapidly backtrack. This iconic mug is sure to become a firm favourite in your kitchen, with its detachable fez and not-detachable sunglasses to keep your brew as toasty as it should be. It’s disturbing realistic in certain lights. It won’t make your drink taste of turkey though, thank goodness. That would be illegal. Just please don’t try to stick your head in it. It’s a standard mug size, it’s not gonna work.

Andrew: