Top products from r/Ashens
We found 21 product mentions on r/Ashens. We ranked the 28 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Fifty-Thousand Shades Of Grey: A Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 3
Show Reddit reviews2. Sleep Pretty in Pink Women's Ear Plugs, 14-Pair (Pack of 3)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Cute, pink ear plugs designed for womenHigh noise reduction rating of 32 decibelsFor all noise reduction and hearing protection needsTerrific value per pair
Show Reddit reviews3. Rammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Traffic Who Is A Bad Boy
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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6. WolVol Bump & Go Action Electric F16 Military Fighter Jet Aircraft Airplane Toy with Lights and Sounds
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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8. Panasonic VW-CLT1 Panasonic 3D Lens for HDC HD Camcorders
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Shoot 3D video's on your Panasonic CamcorderShoot 3D still images from your Panasonic camcorderSimple to set up and use
Show Reddit reviews9. CMMG Tactical Cooked Bacon, 9-Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Tactical bacon in a canFully cooked and fully prepared10+ year shelf lifePerfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenariosNet weight is 9 oz.
Show Reddit reviews10. Yoders Fully Cooked Canned Bacon Full Case 12 Cans/9ounce each
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Last for 10 plus yearsFully cooked and ready to eatDelicious fresh bacon flavorJust open and eat
Show Reddit reviews11. Lindt Excellence Dark Chocolate 50% Cocoa, 3.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 12)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pack of twelve, 3.5-ounce packages (total of 42-ounces)contains 50% cacaoDark chocolate with smooth balanced cacao flavor
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13. Fifty Shades of Kale: 50 Fresh and Satisfying Recipes That Are Bound to Please
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Harperwave
Show Reddit reviews14. Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
1998 STILL SEALED
Show Reddit reviews15. Fifty Shades of Nagging: Most of Them Grey
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Show Reddit reviews16. Fifty Shades of Feminism
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Virago Press UK
Show Reddit reviews17. Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Show Reddit reviews18. The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
The League of Regrettable Superheroes Half Baked Heroes from Comic Book History
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Found higher resolution thanks to google
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplus/detail-page/B002RBOCD6_excellence_chef_lg.jpg
What would really be better would be if he used booklinker.net. Items on Amazon have a universal code (i.e. Terrible Old Games is "dp/1783522569"), and Booklinker gives you a universal "MyBook.at/TerribleOldGames" (or whatever you choose) URL that will take whoever clicks it to their localised Amazon (Brits to Amazon.co.uk, Canadians to Amazon.ca, etc.)
Paging u/Stuartashen
So...does this mean that the tale of Fractal and Tetris will be the spiritual successor to Chuck Tingle's seminal work Rammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Traffic Who Is A Bad Boy?
You can get them from Amazon, at least in the states.
Tactical bacon!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Thousand-Shades-Of-Grey-Ashen/dp/1479215430/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348530870&sr=8-1
Amazon page (currently sold out)
Looked it up. Was reminded this was a thing
Not gaming, but comic books, also, Athens got the short edition in a loot rate:
The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History https://www.amazon.com/dp/1594747636/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_blXAwbZZ0S3CN
And sometimes it goes too far
https://www.amazon.com/Sleep-Pretty-Pink-Womens-14-Pair/dp/B001EPQ888
I found this on the USA Amazon - I'm from the UK so I can't order it sadly :( http://www.amazon.com/Cans-full-Yoders-Canned-Bacon/dp/B0039LDMV6/ref=pd_sim_gro_3/191-7513993-0643524?ie=UTF8&refRID=1K0YP7TESW8Z09D23GG6 Yeuch!
Wow, I had no idea this was actually for sale.
Oh shit - Spaced Out is this
Featuring both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.
Just did a quick search for "Fifty shades of..." on Amazon and found these:
Fifty Sheds of GreyEDIT: Did notice that it actually said "a parody" (very subtle) on the coverAll with a similar tonality to their cover, and all fail to mention that they're a parody or similar.
EDIT: All this on the first four pages (of 20)
HOLY SHIT!!! When did Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey sell out??? The last time I checked it was a couple of months ago and it was in stock at its original price with Amazon not saying they were low on copies or anything. I kept putting off buying it because I was too lazy to log in to Amazon.
EDIT: I just discovered ashens was the draft writer on another similar book. (not sure if he is actually the draft writer on it since in the preview I see no mention of his name)Every page apparently has "chicken" repeated over and over and over again. http://www.amazon.com/64-000-Chickens-Aidan-Beaumont/dp/1479380288/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1413198345&sr=1-2