(Part 3) Top products from r/CHIBears

"The Bare Truth About Chicago's Brashest Bear: McMahon!" amirite? It's actually a pretty fun read and a nice perspective into their Super Bowl season.

Print and cut out a picture of Jay Cutler's head. Tape it to the bottom of his mouse over the laser thing.

Tell him you know how much he idolizes Clay Matthews and give him some blonde hair extensions. Optional: drug him and attach them while he's passed out. Note: may have side effects, including not being able to watch the game while in jail.

Record a sound file. The first few minutes should be silence, and then say "Go Bears!" in the mic, followed by a few minutes of silence, then do it again, rinse and repeat. After you've done this a few times, set this audio file as his Windows Startup sound (Google it, the process differs for each Windows version but it's very easy). When he turns on his computer everything will seem normal (well, his mouse won't work if you did step 1) but after a few minutes he'll get a nice little surprise. Works best if he has speakers plugged in.

Fart in a plastic bag. Sneak up behind him and, before he knows what's going on, open the bag right under his nostrils. Tell him you just came from the future where his team played like shit, and you brought him a taste.

Just make sure the jackets are windproof and you've got most of it covered. I'd also pickup a good pair of THICCCC socks, something like these from Carhartt will keep the toes nice and toasty.

It's not the cheapest, but it's the best I've ever used:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000UPO54M?pc_redir=1411834820&robot_redir=1

I bought this back in March and still have 3/4 left in the container, so considering how long it's lasted, it's really not that expensive. However, I don't use it every day and don't use very much when I do, but I bet Jay uses something of this quality.

Given your location, any antenna will work just fine. I've had great results with this one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0007MXZB2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_5Ct3tb1E3H9SH

If you want something more discreet, I'd go with this one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004QK7HI8/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_kFt3tb0EKY1HK

I got these Asics running shoes to support my beloved Bears.

Are we sure it's not this James Brown?

Though I do feel awfully good.

Not sure if this sub will let me link Amazon stuff.

This is the one I'll be wearing, kinda lame but I went cheap.

And my friends got this one before it was sold out.

However, I wanted to get THIS real Chicago Bears onesie but it was too expensive for everyone to realistically get for the game, so we went with the cuddly bears.

"I Am Third" by Gale Sayers. One part in particular is the inspiration for the movie "Brian's Song", which is a must watch movie for all Bears fans.

http://www.amazon.com/Am-Third-TV-tie-Inspiration/dp/B0046HAIVO

edit: link

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007RZRQ7Q?pc_redir=1405958381&robot_redir=1




http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007RZUYLG?pc_redir=1405662290&robot_redir=1



http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007RZGAIW?pc_redir=1403091988&robot_redir=1



I just typed it into google. Lol

Some therapy available on amazon for about $10:

NFL: America's Game - 1985 Chicago Bears (Super Bowl XX)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00127SO4E/

The reviews are only so-so on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/NFL-Green-Packers-Toaster-Elite/dp/B007OAMZGQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1418179107&sr=8-3&keywords=ProToast+Elite+Toaster

You need to add this framed - https://smile.amazon.com/Super-Bowl-Shuffle-rpm-single/dp/B00271OCQ8/ref=smi_www_rco2_go_smi_g3499214142?_encoding=UTF8&%2AVersion%2A=1&%2Aentries%2A=0&ie=UTF8

They're made by Mitchell & Ness, they have a couple left on Amazon.

Da Bears!

I understand that it's for charity, but there needs to be a reasonable price established. This way, you don't under or over charge.

Brandon does public autograph signings. Typically, he charges about $80 for any object.

Depending the actual ball (generic, rubber, NFL Duke, etc) and quality of the marker used, the price will fluctuate.

So, my guesstimates:

• Top dollar: Signed w. a paint marker on an NFL Duke football with proper documentation, start @ $250
  
• Mid dollar: Signed w. a black sharpie on an NFL autograph football with proper documentation, start @ $150
  
• Bottom dollar: Signed w. a poor marker on any other football (especially the white ones with the embroidered "C"; signatures turn purple after a while) no documentation, start @ $50

Yeah, that won't make it for CBS at that distance. You'd need something bigger.

And even with that mounted outside, I still wouldn't guarantee CBS reception with it at that distance.

If you're north/northwest of the city, you might be able to get CBS from Milwaukee or Rockford if you aim your antenna that way (which of course would lose the Chicago stations).

48-3 does still carry CBS, but 48 is a low power station. Also I think their signal has been weaker of late possibly due to getting ready to change transmit frequencies on October 18. It's going to transmit on a lower UHF frequency than it's currently using which may (or may not) make it easier for you to pick up.

Sadly, CBS is not changing their frequency and will remain on VHF.