Top products from r/IllegalLifeProTips
We found 22 product mentions on r/IllegalLifeProTips. We ranked the 68 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Slime 20088 4-Way Valve Tool with 4 Valve Cores
Sentiment score: -2
Number of reviews: 2
Compatible for all vehicle valves as well as air conditioning unitsAssists in the removal of valve coresConsists of four valves cores to replace the ones that are removed while workingReams inside the valveRe-taps threads inside and outside
2. Frontier Co-op Horseradish Root Powder, Kosher | 1 lb. Bulk Bag | Armoracia rusticana
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Botanical Name: Armoracia rusticana1 pound bulk bag (16 ounces)
3. Spytec GL300 GPS Tracker for Vehicle, Car, Truck, RV, Equipment, Mini Hidden Tracking Device for Kids and Seniors, Use with Smartphone and Track Real-Time Location on 4G LTE Network
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Real-Time GPS Tracking: Track vehicles, valuables, and loved ones in real time, 24/7. Our GPS system uses 4G satellite technology to give you an accurate location, whether you are tracking in dense urban areas or on remote country roads. Receive the location data of your tracker directly to a phone,...
4. Seed Needs, Dandelion Herb (Taraxacum officinale) 10,000 Seeds Non-GMO
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Quality Dandelion seeds packaged by Seed Needs. Each packet measures 3.25 inches wide by 4.50 inches tall and contains approximately 10,000 seeds.Dandelion is an edible herb that is ready for harvesting in roughly 95 days. The leaves are popularly used in salads.Dandelion herbs are perennials that w...
5. Protool 2pc Professional Tire Valve Core Removal Tool, Silver
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Professionals choice for fast removal/installation of core without damage on cars, trucks, bikesSimple to use - insert into valve stem, tip specifically designed to perfectly fit core pin & shouldersTurn tool counter-clockwise to remove core, clockwise to install; fits all schrader-type valvesEasy t...
6. Mace Brand Pepper Spray Key Guard Key Chain (Black)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Package length: 22.86 cmPackage width: 11.43 cmPackage height: 4.318 cmProduct Type: SPORTING GOODS
7. Rickard's Trapping Lure - Skunk Essence
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Help hunters achieve successful huntsFor hunters, fishermen and trappersTested and used by the best hunters
8. Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce, 5oz
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Made with the world's hottest chile pepper, the Bhut JolokiaThis is world record killer hotFrom: Massachusetts
9. Dow Corning Vacuum Lubricant 5.3oz Tube
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Seals and lubricates chemical processing equipmentSealing vacuum and pressure systemsLubricating O-rings in binoculars and telescopes. Prevents fogging of delicate lenses
10. The BeerBelly Beer Canteen, 80 Ounces
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing^Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch^Holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage^Fits users up to 6 feet 8 inches tall and up to 40-inch waist^Easy to clean
11. EZ Caps Complete Wine Beer Mead Cider Alcohol Making Kit
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Save 10% off Amazon purchases! Coupon code available at manufacturer's web site! Make sodas, wine, ciders, beers, mead, and other alcoholic beverages at homeGREAT FOR PREPPERS and costs only pennies to make your own drinksKit includes enough supplies to make up to 300 liters of alcoholic beverages.K...
12. How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
13. Never-Seez NSBT-8 Silver Gray Regular Grade Anti-Seize Compound, 8 fl. oz. Brush Top Can
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Size: 8 ozColor: Silver GrayGrease-like odorMinimizes parts replacement costs
14. CRC Guaranteed to Pass Emissions Test Formula
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Reduces emissions and improves performance in one tank fullPowerful detergent additives super-clean the entire fuel systemUse every 3,000 miles to improve fuel economy, acceleration and reduce emissionsMaximum allowable cleaning chemistry for superior results.Works with all gasoline and ethanol blen...
15. Rooto Professional Drain Opener|Deep Penetration|Opens Drains|Dissolves Grease and Residues from Septic Tanks,Bathrooms,Toilets,Kitchen Pipes|Easy to Use For Homes,Hospitals,Offices,Restaurants,etc.
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
EASY TO USE: Compared to the traditional methods of drain opening and pipes cleaning, our liquid drain opener is very easy to be used for the purpose. By following the instructions at the back of the bottle, you can safely use it at home, in your office, at hospitals, schools, restaurant kitchens an...
16. J-B Weld 8265S Original Cold-Weld Steel Reinforced Epoxy - 2 oz.
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
J-B WELD ORIGINAL: The Original Cold Weld two-part epoxy system that was designed as an alternative to torch welding. J-B Weld Original provides strong, lasting repairs to multiple surfaces and creates a bond stronger than steel. Perfect for DIY household, automotive, marine, craft repair and much m...
17. Pure Cap Hot Sauce: Ferociously Fiery Hot Sauce (500,000 Heat Units)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pure Cap Hot Sauce is Pure Heat Without Any FlavorCapsicum is the chemical that makes peppers hot; Comes in a Child-Proof Case for Safe CarryingAt over 500,000 Scoville (Heat Units), You'll Know When You're Using Pure CapWorried about Hot Sauce that Will Mess With the Flavor of Your Dish? Pure Cap i...
https://www.amazon.com/How-Disappear-Completely-Never-Found/dp/087947257X
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I’ve made pretty good drinks using EZ Caps and Juicy Juice. It’s no moonshine in terms of alcohol content, but it’s easy as hell and the drinks are delicious
Which is why if I'm walking somewhere sketchy I palm this:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003WQMF48/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
But hey, you keep carrying that big knife that makes you look like a thug if you get pulled over by the cops. I'm sure you know what you're doing.
Sorry but that’s just not true. You can buy this, or muriatic acid, at any hardware store https://www.amazon.com/Rooto-1079-Drain-Opener-Gal/dp/B000AX7XN4
And plumbers don’t use it because a snake is way more effective. Plus it’s harmful to your plumbing.
27 dollars for never having anyone steal your food again. Worth.
Actually, Never Seez works really good for this. It won't harm anything, but she probably won't notice it for a while, and it will get EVERYWHERE. It's just graphite, though.
Sweet! Ordered this and comments say it should solve the problem.
First result on amazon lasts 2.5 weeks, also OP has physical access to the car that they would be attaching this to so guess what...
they can recharge it.
Edit: fixed link
Look up "hacking neighbor's bluetooth speaker".. play porn at full volume once you're in.
Or.. drop a giant bag of dandelion spores in her garden and slowly watch them takeover. (https://www.amazon.com/Seed-Needs-Dandelion-Taraxacum-officinale/dp/B0042HY3LO)
Here you go OP. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001RB2CXY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_dGlwDbNA1RJGE
Fucking rookie, get one of these. You can be done in under 2 minutes and they will have to call a tow truck and replace the valves.
https://www.amazon.com/Modern-Man-How-Something-Nothing/dp/159691453X?crid=2ANUMW7DPBJ6A&keywords=con+man&qid=1538229129&rnid=2941120011&s=Books&sprefix=con+m&sr=1-4&ref=mp_s_a_1_4
Well.. Given that most every 3d game has some sort of physics and stuff isn't supposed to go through each other...
This maybe could be considered covering counter-strike... But then you need real time networking as well...
https://www.amazon.com/Real-Time-Collision-Detection-Interactive-Technology/dp/1558607323
Mix in as much of this as you can without making it inconspicuous.
Go pro and use JB Weld. Superglue is amateur.
Or have another guy call her after shipping this to them
DON'T use vaseline for ground glass joints, it will screw you. Use a legitimate vacuum grease like this.
In addition, it's going to be near impossible to get safrole yourself, especially if you're in the US. Not only is safrole now listed as a known carcinogen, so there are no non-drug uses for it, any sale of safrole is heavily monitored by our boys at the DEA.
Even though you can synthesize safrole yourself from non-suspicious chemicals, it makes the whole process unprofitable.
PM me if anyone has questions.
Pissing in it is beginner shit. Use this instead.
Mad Dog 357
Holy shit this stuff hurts
No joke, 3 drops ruined an entire batch of taco meat
A quarter pound of pain
I may or may not have painted a thin layer across my former bosses keyboard and mouse. Wish I could have seen the moment that cock sucker rubbed his eyes.
You can pull the valve cores out of the valve stems, or just loosen them so they leak. You aren't actually damaging anything like slashing the tire, but you are still going to ruin their day, and they will most likely be too stupid to know what the problem is. They will get a tow to a tire shop. If the tire shop realizes they are dumbasses, they should screw them from there. The tool is at every parts store or walmart. I keep one in the car.
https://www.amazon.com/Slime-20088-4-Way-Valve-Cores/dp/B0020T17J2?keywords=valve+core+tool&qid=1537325242&sr=8-8&ref=sr_1_8
I just want to expand to the flat tire idea I've seen elsewhere in this thread. All tires use a valve stem to let air in and out, in the mechanic world when you change tires you use a little tool that takes the valve out of the stem, meaning all the air comes out and there is no way to put any back in without replacing the valve with the same tool.
Point is, you can empty every tire in under 1 minute, and he can't just fill them back up since the entire valve is missing. If done at the right time this can wreak havoc on his life, and be expensive if he has to call for a tow or similar. And since most people don't realize the valve can come out, he will most likely be forced to pay a tow and repairs. Rinse and repeat as often as you want to fuck with him.
The tool itself is cheap as hell too. Here's a link for $2 on Amazon. Though you may be able to find one similarly priced at a local auto shop.
Slime 20088 4-Way Valve Tool with 4 Valve Cores https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0020T17J2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_jeNyCbYMVC0C9