(Part 3) Top products from r/IllegalLifeProTips
We found 22 product mentions on r/IllegalLifeProTips. We ranked the 68 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 41-60. You can also go back to the previous section.
41. Never-Seez NSBT-8 Silver Gray Regular Grade Anti-Seize Compound, 8 fl. oz. Brush Top Can
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Size: 8 ozColor: Silver GrayGrease-like odorMinimizes parts replacement costs
42. Frontier Co-op Horseradish Root Powder, Kosher | 1 lb. Bulk Bag | Armoracia rusticana
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Botanical Name: Armoracia rusticana1 pound bulk bag (16 ounces)
43. EZ Caps Complete Wine Beer Mead Cider Alcohol Making Kit
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Save 10% off Amazon purchases! Coupon code available at manufacturer's web site! Make sodas, wine, ciders, beers, mead, and other alcoholic beverages at homeGREAT FOR PREPPERS and costs only pennies to make your own drinksKit includes enough supplies to make up to 300 liters of alcoholic beverages.K...
44. The BeerBelly Beer Canteen, 80 Ounces
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing^Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch^Holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage^Fits users up to 6 feet 8 inches tall and up to 40-inch waist^Easy to clean
45. Dow Corning Vacuum Lubricant 5.3oz Tube
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Seals and lubricates chemical processing equipmentSealing vacuum and pressure systemsLubricating O-rings in binoculars and telescopes. Prevents fogging of delicate lenses
46. Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce, 5oz
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Made with the world's hottest chile pepper, the Bhut JolokiaThis is world record killer hotFrom: Massachusetts
47. Trap Shack Co. Red Fox Urine - 16oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pure red fox urine with no fillers or extenders.Useful as cover scent for trapping see description for further directions. May entice curiosity of fox, coyote, and dogs.Natural non-lethal deterrent for mice, rats, rabbits, voles, and deer.NOT effective in deterring squirrels, fox or coyotes. Mixed r...
48. Mace Brand Pepper Spray Key Guard Key Chain (Black)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Package length: 22.86 cmPackage width: 11.43 cmPackage height: 4.318 cmProduct Type: SPORTING GOODS
49. Protool 2pc Professional Tire Valve Core Removal Tool, Silver
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Professionals choice for fast removal/installation of core without damage on cars, trucks, bikesSimple to use - insert into valve stem, tip specifically designed to perfectly fit core pin & shouldersTurn tool counter-clockwise to remove core, clockwise to install; fits all schrader-type valvesEasy t...
50. Seed Needs, Dandelion Herb (Taraxacum officinale) 10,000 Seeds Non-GMO
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Quality Dandelion seeds packaged by Seed Needs. Each packet measures 3.25 inches wide by 4.50 inches tall and contains approximately 10,000 seeds.Dandelion is an edible herb that is ready for harvesting in roughly 95 days. The leaves are popularly used in salads.Dandelion herbs are perennials that w...
51. Attach Your Spray Can to an Extension Pole
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Easily spray virtually any aerosol from an extension pole (extension pol and aerosol's sold separately)Great for treating hard to reach wasp or bee nestsMade in USACan be used to apply paint from cans too
52. HERSHEY'S Chocolate Candy Bar Fund Raising Assortment (HERSHEY'S, REESE'S, KIT KAT, CARAMELLO, REESE'S PIECES, HERSHEY's with Almonds), 52 Count, Variety Pack
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
This product ships as one box of 52 bars.Hershey's Fund Raising Max Assortment is the easy way to sweeten fund raising sales by having everyone's favorite candies on hand.It is perfect for school groups, sports teams, cheerleaders, bands, charitable organizations, churches, and any group looking to ...
53. Holy Bible 4 oz Flask: Secret Compartment
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Holy Bible 4 oz Flask: Secret Compartment
54. Neodymium Cup Magnet 405 lb Pulling Power Super Powerful, 0.7 x 2.95" Diameter - Magnetic Round Base One Pack, Magnetic Assembly | Fishing Magnet (Cup Magnet 7)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE! Our Magnets Are Guaranteed 100% This is a ZERO Risk purchase for you today.Unbelievably Strong Holding Power - 405 LB for a Direct Touch and Direct PullMagnet is Protected by the Steel Case so it will not BreakCountersunk Hole For a Convenient Usage and Good for a Flat Hea...
55. Soda Bottle Preforms and Caps (30/pk)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Related Products:GB-5B,SAFE-500,TT-100,BOT-600We cannot honor tax exemptions.
56. Coca Cola Coke Soda Can Diversion Safe Stash
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
58. Bully Tools 99207Water Key Steel Tstyle Handle 48-Inch
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
100% Made in the USACommercial gradeLimited lifetime warrantyAll steel construction3/8" key opening
59. WiebeTech Programmable Mouse Jiggler MJ-3 (Single Unit)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Dimensions (WxDxH): 0.8 in x 0.6 in x 0.3 inFeatures: LED indicator, programmableSystem Requirements: Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Apple MacOS X 10.4.x or later, Microsoft Windows Server 2008, Microsoft Windows Server 2012, Microsoft Windows Vista / 7 / 8 / 8.1
60. Internet Cut Off Kill Switch
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Internet ON OFF CUT OFF Kill SwitchControl's INTERNET access to your computer,Prevents data loss or other damage from remote start ups of your computer.This is a full 4 Pair manual disconnect.Completely shuts off your Internet connection with a simple push of a switch. Most items ship out same day o...
Yeah, pure dumb luck mostly. I received a WASD key tester along with some stuff I ordered. It must have been accidentally packed by the picker which I'm sure happens a lot, but not predictably enough for it to be useful. I also ended up ordering a WASD mechanical keyboard shortly after so it ended up costing me quite a bit.
Also received a free Dell laptop kind of in the same way. My friend ordered a Dell laptop, they sent him the wrong one, so they gave him a shipping label to return it which he did, then he received the correct laptop as well as the laptop he sent back. Dell contacted him to say they didn't receive the laptop he sent back but he has the tracking number which indicated that they received it. Dell dropped the case after that and he ended up giving me the laptop.
here you go
This one is for the round tags, I’m pretty sure they sell the black stick one’s too. Just trying to find jt
I’ve made pretty good drinks using EZ Caps and Juicy Juice. It’s no moonshine in terms of alcohol content, but it’s easy as hell and the drinks are delicious
Which is why if I'm walking somewhere sketchy I palm this:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003WQMF48/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
But hey, you keep carrying that big knife that makes you look like a thug if you get pulled over by the cops. I'm sure you know what you're doing.
Just a little fox piss in the cowl vents under their wipers should do the trick, especially when they need to use their A/C or heater.
EDIT: Follow the advice about using gloves. This stuff is strong, and there's no greater tell than walking around also smelling like fox piss.
Actually, Never Seez works really good for this. It won't harm anything, but she probably won't notice it for a while, and it will get EVERYWHERE. It's just graphite, though.
Look up "hacking neighbor's bluetooth speaker".. play porn at full volume once you're in.
Or.. drop a giant bag of dandelion spores in her garden and slowly watch them takeover. (https://www.amazon.com/Seed-Needs-Dandelion-Taraxacum-officinale/dp/B0042HY3LO)
Mix in as much of this as you can without making it inconspicuous.
Change out the Ethernet cable so a quick disconnect switch (item 1) sits connected to it. Then hook up two servo motors (items 2A and 2B) to an Arduino micro controller (item 3). Program the Arduino to actuate the servos to disconnect the internet then turn it back on about 15 seconds later, program it to do this about every 10 minutes nonstop. He will not get through a single game without disconnecting. Connecting items 2a and 2b to item 1 will require hot glue and or duct tape. Just tape item 3 to the back of item 1
Item 1
https://www.amazon.com/Internet-CUT-OFF-Kill-Switch/dp/B00RQVFHZ4
Item 2a-b
https://www.amazon.com/ElectroBot-Micro-Helicopter-Airplane-Controls/dp/B071KJV7DD/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=servo+motor&qid=1563946830&s=gateway&sr=8-2
Item 3
https://www.amazon.com/Elegoo-EL-CB-001-ATmega328P-ATMEGA16U2-Arduino/dp/B01EWOE0UU/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?keywords=arduino&qid=1563947177&s=gateway&sprefix=ardui&sr=8-5
WiebeTech Programmable Mouse Jiggler MJ-3 - 30200-0100-0013 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MTZY7Y4/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_wXGJDbS2HGR3V
https://www.amazon.com/Coca-Cola-Coke-Diversion-Stash/dp/B008RZ7F1M
my roommate uses these
https://www.amazon.com/Soda-Bottle-Preforms-Caps-30/dp/B008MB1QNY/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=Soda+Bottle+Preforms+and+Caps&qid=1558506263&s=industrial&sr=1-2
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they're called soda bottle preforms and he keeps joints in there and instead of the caps he uses corks, keeps the smell locked in
One of these, some PVC and tape, and some grill spray paint.
https://www.amazon.com/Attach-Your-Spray-Extension-Pole/dp/B004FEBDAI
Fucking rookie, get one of these. You can be done in under 2 minutes and they will have to call a tow truck and replace the valves.
Here you go OP. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001RB2CXY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_dGlwDbNA1RJGE
FWIW, you can buy those fundraising cases pretty reasonably:
https://www.amazon.com/HERSHEYS-Holiday-Chocolate-Assortment-CARAMELLO/dp/B004FHC9I0?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_1
It adds some realism to your scam.
Even the mail order ones: https://oldfashioncandy.com/candy-and-snack-fundraisers
Get one of these in the appropriate length for your neighborhood: Bully Tools 99207Water Key Steel Tstyle Handle 48-Inch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KOMTJCO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_K.D7Cb6DG414K.
Go shut their water off at the curb whenever you like.
Edit: you will also probably need a wrench of appropriate size, as the lid usually has a bolt on it.
Vodka is clear so water bottle no? You can make/buy stuff like hollow deodorant flasks btw if you go full alkie. They wouldn't check that, be weird to drink out of outside of the privacy of a bathroom stall, but could smuggle it in such a thing and then transfer to a school bought bottle once all the checks are done?
Heres an expensive example. https://www.amazon.com/Multi-Flaskings-Bev-Can-Secret-Spray-Flask/dp/B01279M0P4
God school? https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-Flask-Secret-Compartment/dp/B004V56CFC/ref=sr_1_17?keywords=secret+flasks
World runs on alcohol.
DON'T use vaseline for ground glass joints, it will screw you. Use a legitimate vacuum grease like this.
In addition, it's going to be near impossible to get safrole yourself, especially if you're in the US. Not only is safrole now listed as a known carcinogen, so there are no non-drug uses for it, any sale of safrole is heavily monitored by our boys at the DEA.
Even though you can synthesize safrole yourself from non-suspicious chemicals, it makes the whole process unprofitable.
PM me if anyone has questions.
Mad Dog 357
Holy shit this stuff hurts
No joke, 3 drops ruined an entire batch of taco meat
A quarter pound of pain
I may or may not have painted a thin layer across my former bosses keyboard and mouse. Wish I could have seen the moment that cock sucker rubbed his eyes.