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Early in the morning before his bachelor party, take him out to Mobay city limits saying you’re going to a seahorse petting zoo or some other equally believable pretext. When you get there, as soon as he gets out of the car everybody pile back in and drive off laughing, leaving him with nothing but a fanny pack with fifty bucks and a list of stuff he has to bring back by 6:00 that night. If you can manage to take his shoes before you drive off, priceless.

List:

• Jamaica No Problem T-shirt & Rasta tam
  
• Dimebag of ganja (high-grade, no bush weed shit)
  
• Huge penis wood carving
  
• Can of Big Bamboo Irish Moss (his wife will thank him the next night)
  
• Hot random stranger's bikini top. And he can’t just buy one. Pic with himself and a girl at the beach wearing the same top or it didn’t happen.
  
• A packet of Grace Cock Soup
  
• Come back wearing a coconut bra
  
  For every item on the list he brings back, he gets a free lapdance that night at the bachelor party/go-go club. If he doesn’t bring back any, he won’t get any. Conveniently forget to tell him that the lapdance will be from one of the guys.
  
  Enjoy.

Very similar. This Amazon link has pictures of actual cerasee but idk if the seeds are or not
https://www.amazon.com/Jamaican-Seeds-bitter-Melon-momordica-Charantia-Vegetable/dp/B00VJUWKWQ
I agree getting them from a Jamaican is your best bet.

https://www.amazon.com/Legend-50th-Anniversary-Tri-Color-LP/dp/B00K6D20SG

Say no more.

Posh and expensive

No problem. You can find it here: The Real Taste of Jamaica https://www.amazon.com/dp/9766370214/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_1hO7AbTTR7EHB