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Blendtec - they ain't cheap!

• https://www.amazon.com/Blendtec-Wildside-Professional-Grade-Self-Cleaning-Pre-programmed/dp/B01FHQVY8I
  
  13 years ago, I went through three blenders in under a year - one died, one smoked out, and one's blade disintegrated into my smoothie (yuck!). Then I saw a video of that dude blending a rake in his blender & knew I had to have one:
  
  
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM94aorYVS4
  
  I spent a year saving up for one & finally got it. I've used it every week since 2007 & it hasn't let me down yet! It's been one of the longest-running tools in my kitchen, actually! I beat on it quite a bit (including regular ice crushing!) & it still works just as good as the day I got it! There is an ENORMOUS difference between a good-quality blender like a Vitamix or Blendtec that can actually liquify & puree ingredients and a regular blender that just chops stuff up, but leaves small chunks or gritty pieces or struggles with blending.
  
  One time, I wanted to make a lazy omelet, so I blended up a bunch of eggs, then got the bright idea to throw in some ham slices to get chopped up without having to cut the meat by hand. Boy was that a mistake...it literally liquified the meat. I had a pink omelet with zero chunks in it, lol! Tasted good, but was a little hard to swallow, hahahaha.
  
  I have nothing but good things to say about the brand. It works as advertised! If you want pro-quality smoothies at home like a smoothie shop or Jamba Juice, then Blendtec is the way to go. I did do a couple upgrades over the years...I got the 90oz Wildside+ jar (36oz blending capacity, great for blending large amounts of ingredients) & the smaller Twister jar, which is better suited for single-serve smoothies. I use it to puree & blend all kinds of stuff...soups, bisques, smoothies, whole juices, milkshakes, ice cream base, protein shakes, salsas, salad dressings, etc.
  
  The price isn't for the faint of heart, but I'm on year 12 of using it & it hasn't hiccuped yet, so if you are ever looking for a ridiculously awesome blender, then Blendtec is it!

As a matter of fact, I do cook rice and eggs in the microwave. (/u/VoidTorcher) For rice, I use something like this (but cheaper), so it doesn't go everywhere. Eggs can be poached with something like this (I think I had a Netto one once, it was iffy, but worked), but scrambled egg is much better in the microwave - just beat eggs, milk and pepper in a jug and microwave, stiring with a fork at regular, short intervals.

Edit: Check this, turns out you can do chicken in the microwave! (though it isn't recommended, it looks mank)

Amazon suggested this and I had to buy it. For those who would also like to purchase this here you go

Canadian doesn't, but you can get it on the American Amazon here.

Ships to me in Ontario.

Amazon! Here is the link.

Found it on Amazon
Global Amici Glass Pineapple Mason Jar One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071VX1D8P/

Have amazon fam? Here with plastic grippers or here with metal ones (a few bucks cheaper)

I want this!

Edit:
https://www.amazon.com/Starbucks-Hawaii-Pineapple-Coffee-Tumbler/dp/B01I55IDS2

Not for 50 though >_>

Also available on Amazon!

Click HereKatara Decor - Colorful Pineapple Throw Pillow Case Cover 18x18 Inches https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B0XFST8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_zJmGDSmI2fqvi

https://www.amazon.com/Pascall-PINELUMPS1-Pineapple-Lumps-185g/dp/B01LTIQBAE/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_325_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=ZY40QME9MD5QPVFGKNZK&th=1

Available without leaving home, even: https://www.amazon.com/Crush-Pineapple-Soda-12oz-Cans/dp/B008GXKQUM

‘tis similar

Came here to ask the same

Edit: found it here

Not absurdly large but I purchased this the last time I saw a post about this here: Crush Pineapple Soda 12oz Cans (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008GXK7IS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ov.GybMB0Y37W

[Amazon! ](KBSV-021 WHT Pineapple Dad Hat Baseball Cap Polo Style Adjustable https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LY6GQ95/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_c8eyTsm42VO3P)

If you're a prime user keep a close eye out. The day before I bout it it was $12 prime, the day I bought it was $10 with no prime. IMO with how cheap it is the 2day shipping is worth the $2.

Amazon sells it:

https://www.amazon.com/Smuckers-Pineapple-Preserves-18-Ounce/dp/B06W9KVS84

This stuff is 🔥.

have no fear bretheren

Edit: free shipping on this 4pack