Top products from r/RoastMe
We found 27 product mentions on r/RoastMe. We ranked the 96 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. A Generation of Sociopaths: How the Baby Boomers Betrayed America
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
HACHETTE
2. Crown Mark Espresso Finish Wooden Cheval Bedroom Floor Mirror
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Wood cheval mirrorVersatile designEasy assembly
3. Pantene Pro-V Daily Moisture Renewal Conditioner
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Fuels hair with a potent blend of Pro-V nutrients and antioxidants so hair is strong against damageVisibly replenishes dry, lifeless hair for softness and hydration from root to tipPowerful Pro-V formula deeply hydrates and nourishes hair
4. Crest 3D White Professional Effects Whitestrips 20 Treatments + Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express Whitestrips 2 Treatments - Teeth Whitening Kit
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
LASTS 12 MONTHS & BEYONDUse once a day for 30 minutesRemoves 14 years of teeth stains for a whiter smile. Do not use this light device if you have oral cancer, are being treated with photodynamicDelivers professional-level teeth whitening resultsAdvanced Seal Technology’s no slip grip stays put so...
5. Philips Norelco Charging Cord A00390 Charger Cord Adapter
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 2
FITS MODELS : RQ310 shavers RQ320 shavers RQ330 shavers RQ350 shavers Model: A00390INPUT: AC 100~ 240V -50 ~ 60Hz 3W OUTPUT:4.3V 70mA Plug Type:US Color:BLACKmanufacturer_part_number A00390
6. PlayMonster Magnetic Personalities - Original Wooly Willy
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Products that are great fun from children to adultsHigh quality toys and gamesGames and toys that the whole family can enjoyUse the magnetic wand to draw fun facesThe 7" x 8.75" self-contained board includes a magnetic wandFor ages 4 and up
7. Groucho Glasses: Nose, Eyebrows And Fuzzy Mustache Glasses
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
8. The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Atria Books
10. Basic English Grammar For Dummies - US (For Dummies (Language & Literature))
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
For Dummies
11. PlayMonster Magnetic Personalities - Wooly Willy (32)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Products that are great fun from children to adultsHigh quality toys and gamesGames and toys that the whole family can enjoyUse the magnetic wand to draw fun facesThe 7" x 8.75" self-contained board includes a magnetic wandFor ages 4 and upUse the magnetic wand to draw fun facesThe 7" x 8.75" self-c...
13. PCA SKIN Acne Cream, 5% Benzoyl Peroxide Spot Treatment, 0.5 fluid ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Helps keep skin clear of new acne pimples, blackheads and/or whiteheadsAfter cleansing, apply a smooth layer to needed areasFor the treatment of acne
14. Rubbermaid Commercial Products FG9W2700GRAY Brute Rollout Heavy-Duty Wheeled Trash/Garbage Can, 50-Gallon, Gray
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Effortless movement easy mobility for material handling, general refuse, and bulk waste collection in commercial locations, homes, garages, and drivewaysDurable wheels heavy duty wheels with high performance treads are optimized for use indoors and outdoorsStrong construction reinforced rim for supe...
15. UGG Australia Women's Classic Short Boots Footwear Chestnut Size 8
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Twin face sheepskin8” shaft heightNylon bindingUGGpure insoleMolded EVA outsole Imported
17. Social Media Dating Guide: Crash course in online dating - How to attract more women for dummies
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
18. Olay Anti-Wrinkle Firm and Lift Night Cream for 40+, 1.7 Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
The extra thick night cream containing macadamia nut oil nourishes and strengthens skin over nightVitamin e and pro vitamin e5 support the natural regeneration process of mature skinLeave skin soft and sexy
Too. Much. Material. Joke, Overload!
It's Uncle Fester Hipster Edition
David Attenborough : here we've captured a North American Couch Potato on his bi-daily, foraging excursion.
You have the skin tone of a Circus Clown. I suggest you look into it. You look to be "in-between" jobs and you could save a fortune in overhead costs
Please stay out of the woods for the foreseeable future
whew!! that was fun! All jokes aside OP, you do remind me of a Childhood Friend 😊
The most impressive thing about you that isn't that your entire personality can be valued at less than a single trip to Costco, it's that you somehow convinced someone to spend that much on making you tolerable.
Total Personality - $176
Ripped Jeans - 17
White Top - 15
Uggs - 125
Glasses - 8
Scarf - 11
This book might help. Free with Kindle unlimited https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Y9LHX25
Never knew these books where inspired by real people.
https://www.amazon.com/Mr-Nosey-Men-Little-Miss/dp/0843174781
You're welcome
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Olay-Anti-Wrinkle-Anti-Ageing-Moisturiser-Night/dp/B000T96QKK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1450643274&sr=8-4&keywords=anti-wrinkle+cream
You're welcome.
You look like a real life version of wooly willy
I would spend my time roasting this guy but there a book that does it for me
It's Amazon so he'll have to get a millennial to figure out that darn computer machine for him to read it though. https://www.amazon.com/dp/0316395781/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_IrLPCbHCV00PJ
It looks like you are wearing one of those, but without the mustache:
https://www.amazon.com/Groucho-Glasses-Eyebrows-Fuzzy-Mustache/dp/B00Q1YPO6E
Here is the mobile version of your link
What happened to the mustache ?
https://www.amazon.com/Crest-White-Whitestrips-Professional-Effects/dp/B00AHAWWO0
Invest.
http://www.amazon.com/Pantene-Moisture-Renewal-Hydrating-Conditioner/dp/B0087PWNJG/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1458397905&sr=1-6&keywords=pantene
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0038FFWJ8/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1481045125&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=mirror&dpPl=1&dpID=31Q3kyD17FL&ref=plSrch
Here is the desktop version of your link
You need this.
https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Commercial-Products-Heavy-Duty-FG9W2700GRAY/dp/B0007845JC/ref=mp_s_a_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1549041450&sr=8-17&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=garbage+can
https://www.amazon.com/PCA-SKIN-Acne-Cream-0-5/dp/B0001EL5R2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=acne+cream&qid=1562001745&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/PlayMonster-Magnetic-Personalities-Wooly-Willy/dp/B00005C12R
Always wondered who modeled for this.
https://www.amazon.com/Am-Ugly-Michelle-Elman-author/dp/1788541847
https://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Redneck-Manifesto-Draggin-Dixie/dp/1501160389
Basic English Grammar For Dummies - US (For Dummies (Language & Literature)) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1119063477/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ONDRzbPDX4018
Here, invest in this first
Sure, blame it on autocorrect.
Also, it's too ugly, not to ugly.
http://www.amazon.com/English-Grammar-Dummies-Geraldine-Woods/dp/0470546646
I see your hair clippers died halfway through your haircut. Heres a link to a new charger incase you can't find yours to finish it
Buy him this book titled "A generation of sociopaths: how the baby boomers betrayed America." https://www.amazon.com/Generation-Sociopaths-Boomers-Betrayed-America/dp/0316395781