Top products from r/RoastMe

We found 27 product mentions on r/RoastMe. We ranked the 96 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top comments that mention products on r/RoastMe:

u/JutNob · 5 pointsr/RoastMe

Too. Much. Material. Joke, Overload!

It's Uncle Fester Hipster Edition

David Attenborough : here we've captured a North American Couch Potato on his bi-daily, foraging excursion.


You have the skin tone of a Circus Clown. I suggest you look into it. You look to be "in-between" jobs and you could save a fortune in overhead costs

Please stay out of the woods for the foreseeable future


whew!! that was fun! All jokes aside OP, you do remind me of a Childhood Friend 😊

u/Random-Hats · 6 pointsr/RoastMe

The most impressive thing about you that isn't that your entire personality can be valued at less than a single trip to Costco, it's that you somehow convinced someone to spend that much on making you tolerable.

Total Personality - $176

Ripped Jeans - 17

White Top - 15

Uggs - 125

Glasses - 8

Scarf - 11

u/L0114R · 1 pointr/RoastMe

This book might help. Free with Kindle unlimited https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Y9LHX25

u/PMGeary · 1 pointr/RoastMe

You look like a real life version of wooly willy

u/Geksinforce · 1 pointr/RoastMe

I would spend my time roasting this guy but there a book that does it for me

It's Amazon so he'll have to get a millennial to figure out that darn computer machine for him to read it though. https://www.amazon.com/dp/0316395781/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_IrLPCbHCV00PJ

u/palushi33 · 2 pointsr/RoastMe

Basic English Grammar For Dummies - US (For Dummies (Language & Literature)) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1119063477/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ONDRzbPDX4018

Here, invest in this first

u/Firenip · 1 pointr/RoastMe

I see your hair clippers died halfway through your haircut. Heres a link to a new charger incase you can't find yours to finish it

u/MrTallDarkAndRandom · 1 pointr/RoastMe

Buy him this book titled "A generation of sociopaths: how the baby boomers betrayed America." https://www.amazon.com/Generation-Sociopaths-Boomers-Betrayed-America/dp/0316395781