(Part 2) Top products from r/awesome

This thing is awesome for opening packages.

...and certainly much less dangerous than using a kitchen knife.

The book about #9. Very interesting read!

http://www.amazon.com/Flashpoint-World-Featuring-Batman/dp/1401234054

You're in luck. It was a print book before a movie.

http://www.amazon.com/Boon-Nightlight-Portable-Balls-White/dp/B004IDG6XK have a look :)

I don't own Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Christmas-Kitten-James-Herriot/dp/0312097670

One of our fav Xmas stories.

https://www.amazon.com/Dual-Color-Z-Liquid-Timer/dp/B00188XW9O

https://www.amazon.com/Carolina-Biological-Supply-Company-Resonance/dp/B0064CPZTO?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

A Staple less stapler is much more my thing. Only for up to 6 sheets bit still.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Harinacs-Japanese-Stapleless-Stapler-SLN-MSH108D/dp/B004X4K252

Also if anyone is wondering, here is where you can get the items.

Magnet: http://www.amazon.com/Round-Magnetic-Bottle-Catcher-Powerful/dp/B0049OVSMM
Lion's head: http://www.worldmarket.com/product/lion+wall-mounted+bottle+opener.do

You can just get candy molds that are rubber that won't have that problem....basically rubber, candyproof ice cube trays...

http://www.amazon.com/Freshware-CB-114RD-30-Cavity-Silicone-Chocolate/dp/B003VPW0V8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1427427369&sr=8-2&keywords=candy+mold

Reminds me of a miniature Wenger 16999, but even that doesn't have a hammer.

It needs to be wearing these.

Here you go

that's what most hunters do, don't they? get your deer corn here: https://www.amazon.com/Manna-Pro-Deer-Supplement-40-Pound/dp/B000GRLU0G/

Here it is:

https://www.amazon.com/Memo-Easiest-Improve-Your-Memory/dp/0980326907

Only White Guy at the Party:
http://i.imgur.com/aubLXff.gif

Manga-Like Fart Double Jump!
http://i.imgur.com/NVc3g2K.gif

Nope Button
http://i.imgur.com/Z7Gpf.gif

Jimmy Dancing (Ed, Edd and Eddy)
http://i.imgur.com/nFe6H.gif

Guy Laughing off Punches to the Face
http://i.imgur.com/yypF5.gif

Shocked Situation
http://i.imgur.com/7wdFD.gif

Anime Goat Body-Slam
http://i.imgur.com/rhkbB.gif

THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED! SIT DOWN!!
http://imgur.com/UJE7t

Man is Ready to Fap
http://i.imgur.com/lyMnv.gif

Batman Smashes Joker - "WHERE ARE THEY?!"
http://i.imgur.com/oNZw9.gif

Spock Destroys Computer)
http://i.imgur.com/sP182.gif

Kitten Giving Another Kitten a Back Massage 
http://i.imgur.com/UbpULcy.jpg

You Didn't See Anything Penguin
http://i.imgur.com/3XgB2.gif

Bruce Lee Laughing
http://imgur.com/AHunB

Excited Wrestler
http://i.imgur.com/lf0kR.gif

Jack Sparrow "Go Away"
http://i.imgur.com/9CJg2.jpg

POCKET SAND!
http://i.imgur.com/hr96X.gif

Sniping Soccer Players
http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/52715_700.jpg

Tea-bag Tornado
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/882230/chandlerparasonsdunk_medium.gif

Disgusted Thumbs Up (from Gladiator)
http://i.imgur.com/f8Ukc.gif

Daffy Duck Licking his Lips
http://i.imgur.com/aCstr.gif

Haters Gonna Hate: Walking Down the Stairs
http://imgur.com/p6n13

NoooonononononoNO NO NO NO nonononono NO! NONONONONO
http://i.imgur.com/zCtbl.gif

Hey Loo-WAIT WHAT?!
http://i.imgur.com/lMvCX.gif

OH FUCK!! Cat
http://i.imgur.com/At1tD.gif

Crying Cat
http://i.imgur.com/cTasE.gif

Black Man Making Play-Doh Snakes
http://i.imgur.com/uxuwK.gif

Guy Gets Disgusted; Can't Eat Cereal
http://i.minus.com/ibv8tk6xVzgQty.gif

I don't give a shit (stick figure)
http://i.imgur.com/LKkvF.gif

Black Star Trek Facepalm
http://i.imgur.com/tE9Pc.gif

Looks Through Binocs, Smiles, Puts on Shades
http://i.imgur.com/xc58s.gif

Cat has Dog-Slave
http://i.minus.com/i0Rt3e8pHrTFH.gif

Black and White Clapping
http://i.imgur.com/kJihs.gif

WLiiA Flipping Everyone Off
http://i.imgur.com/1sGvZ.gif

Clint Eastwood Cringe
http://i.imgur.com/kAlRu.gif

Girls shocked, guy laughs
http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif

Dramatic Hawk
http://i.imgur.com/UBCVB.gif

"Does he Look Like a Bitch?"[Guess Who? Game]
http://i.imgur.com/2WWY8ik.gif

Fabulous Llama
http://i.imgur.com/NQKVN.gif

Thumb up from Chow Yun Fat
http://i.imgur.com/aKe2I.gif

Dug at the Roxbury
http://imgur.com/TjprX

FalCunt PUNCH!
http://www.tips21.com/videos/videos/real-falcon-punch-funny-pic-guy-punches-girl.gif

Death by SnuSnu response
http://i.imgur.com/0w2qo.gif

Suddenly, Santa
http://i.imgur.com/ZZbiZ.gif

Dog Mesmerized by BJ (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/DpCwn.gif

We gotta badass
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/198/010/tysonreaction.gif?1320959485

Guy pushes Cop; Gets shot
http://i.imgur.com/24inH.gif

Llama Stare
http://i.imgur.com/M1uCw.gif

Defensive Cat
http://i.imgur.com/8JKeF.gif

That's Enough Internet for Me! (Japan Anime)
http://i.imgur.com/iXylm.gif

KARMA!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/Chl0i.gif

Ash & Charmander Laughing
http://i.imgur.com/Jisul.gif

Revealing Chicken to Black People
http://i.imgur.com/0f4eF.gif

Colbert Screaming "NoooooOOOOO!'"
http://i.imgur.com/FSi1y.gif

Jack Sparrow Running Away
http://i.imgur.com/4foin.gif

Jason Bateman NOPE
http://i.imgur.com/Y8mw8.gif

EEEVVVVVVVEERRRRRYYYYOOOONNEEE!!!
http://i.imgur.com/zOAnb.gif

Happy-Terrified-Happy Baby
http://imgur.com/bfMkg

Guy Falls Through Roof onto 3 Girls
http://i.imgur.com/yIAYN.gif

I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!
http://i.imgur.com/6r8ss.gif

Tube Kitten!
http://i.imgur.com/WfUqQ.gif

Disney Hades "GOD...FUCKING.DAMNIT!!!!!"
http://i.imgur.com/6qQFR.gif

There There...
http://i.imgur.com/dVpc4.gif
 
Broken back hit 
http://gif.mocksession.com/2011/12/johnny-knox-broken-back

Scumbag Bison
http://i.imgur.com/UMKZc.gif

Did we just become best friends?!
http://i.imgur.com/vMg2t.gif

"What do you need?" "Puns...lots of puns..." (Matrix)
http://i.minus.com/iz3w8ndBI5A9R.gif

Bitch Steals Fly Ball
http://i.imgur.com/iPUZL.gif

Cat Almost Makes Jump
http://i.imgur.com/ZGX1P.gif

Leatherface Grabs Running Girl
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdtj4Cquf1qazkdco1_500.gif

Dry Heave
http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1816723/dry-heave-o.gif

Baby Tries Cat in Pool; Ends up In Pool. Cat Win
http://i.imgur.com/XQVDE.gif

Beating the Dead Horse
http://imgur.com/MZ67w)

Gangsta Black Skaters
http://markmalazarte.com/lollerskates.gif

Sunny in Philly - Charlie on Jobs
http://i.imgur.com/AvXsW.gif

Rafiki Yell
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgu2cRugr1qen75u.gif

Llama Tears
http://i.imgur.com/CfJeI.gif

Bear Wave
http://i.imgur.com/xw7TD.gif

Black Man Intense Face
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/170/624/tenso.gif

"Smooth" Tennis Player
http://i.imgur.com/QVmel.gif

Harry Potter shooting Voldemort
http://i.imgur.com/wzFp6.gif

WE WIN WE WIN WE.....FUCK!!!
http://i.imgur.com/zW7Ef.gif

Monkey "Gimmee" Hand
http://i.imgur.com/PlPtd.gif

DIDN'T READ LOL
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465

Drop the Bass (on a Cops Head)
http://i.imgur.com/B0d2q.gif

Mind Blown
http://hixby.com/x/his_mind%20blown.gif?1326997027

VIDEOS:

"Look at That Douchebag." [Dethklok]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z548qVkjJYc

Wal-Mart Bitches [Music Video]:
http://youtu.be/PU9c0j4iOtw

Oh Oh Well Done Draco Oh Yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZW_dwd_WJY

Tall Child-Man Yelling "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ8cYuLSPE

Hercules DISAPPOINTED!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY

PICTURES:

"That's the Most Evilest Thing I've Ever Heard." [Powerpuff Girls]
http://i.imgur.com/5ypp7CQ.jpg

Deer God:
http://i.imgur.com/O8gaPzu.jpg

"I AM THE CANCER!!!"
http://i.imgur.com/YJs0dfV.jpg

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T
http://i.imgur.com/kMlqtYt.jpg

Baby-Face Frowning Heavy [Team Fortress]
http://i.imgur.com/WWBOO0x.jpg

Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?!! [Simpsons]
http://i.imgur.com/apK81TF.png

Nigga You Gay
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/862/nigga-you-gay.png

Yes..I Know Some of These Words!
http://www.damnlol.com/i/83ca76335c3d944e99cd95e147612edc.jpg

DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY CASUAL!
http://i.imgur.com/PcQdRh7.jpg

PRODUCT Gay Terrorist Porno
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003HS4VSE?ie=UTF8&tag=gaytomas-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=B003HS4VSE


COMMENT:

The Standard Reddit Response:

"To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

...this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word