Top products from r/crappyoffbrands
We found 25 product mentions on r/crappyoffbrands. We ranked the 88 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Big S" Boys Shorts 2 Piece Pajama Set 100% Cotton Blue,Size 6Mos-14Yrs
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
100% cotton,soft and comfortableShort sleeve and short pants wear coolBaby suit fashionable and stylish, cartoon logo on the front,baby'favorite.Kit is easy to clean, easy to carry.Suitable for 6Mos-10Yrs baby
Show Reddit reviews2. Yeti Pot Schnoz Wash (saline Solution) 20 packets
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Doctor RecomendedGreat for travelClears blocked nasal passagesRelieves Allergy SymptomsEasy to use
Show Reddit reviews3. Unisex Sperm Parody T-Shirt In Supreme Box Art Graphic Hand Screen Printing
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Show Reddit reviews4. liwei18 Household Intelligent Sweeping Robot Automatic Cleaner Mini Smart Vacuum Cleaner Handheld Vacuums
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Material : PlasticsOccasion: HomeFeatures: The sweeper adopts electrostatic cotton friction adsorption mode, which mainly adsorbs hair, dust and clothing fluff.Easy to use, cleaning every cornor in your house.Doing chore is such a easy thing. Mute design does not disturb you.
Show Reddit reviews5. Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Fresh MilkGluten Free
Show Reddit reviews6. Money Toilet Paper $100 Bill Toilet Paper
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
1 ROLL!
Show Reddit reviews7. Avery Hi-Liter Desk-Style Highlighters, Smear Safe Ink, Chisel Tip, 24 Assorted Color Highlighters (98189)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
No smearing; highlight key passages with vibrant colored ink that won’t smudge pen, marker or inkjet inksDurable, chisel tip highlighters won't fray and can be used to highlight or underlineHi Liter ink dries quickly and doesn't bleed through most paperHighlighter markers can be left uncapped for ...
Show Reddit reviews8. Sony Playstation Controller - Gray (Non-Dualshock)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Original Sony Playstation Controller
Show Reddit reviews9. D.Y. TOY Weazel Ball - The Weasel Rolls with Ball
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Battery operated; works well and long with Polaroid BatteriesLoads of funAssorted colors
Show Reddit reviews10. Spider's Web - A Pig's Tale
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Factory sealed DVD
Show Reddit reviews11. Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce + One NineChef Spoon
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13. Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? (Volume 1)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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15. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Nutech Digital)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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17. Invasion of the Overworld: Book One in the Gameknight999 Series: An Unofficial Minecrafter's Adventure
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Sky Pony Press
Show Reddit reviews18. Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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People have found it for $3-7 on Chinese websites but here's an insanely priced Amazon link. If you do decide to go about Roomba shenanigans come join sweeps new sub and have fun! r/SWEEPthefoomba
https://www.amazon.com/liwei18-Household-Intelligent-Sweeping-Automatic/dp/B07Y46BQZZ
According to Amazon, people who bought this also bought What's Up and Spider's Web. They look equally wonderful!
They should have done something like this to make it truly trumptastic.
Wonder if the other offbrand is any good: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womb-Raider-Import-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B0007ZEOOQ
Oh please tell me this is photoshop. Please...
Edit: just 5$! https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Farting-Creeper-Should-Explode/dp/0692600302
It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.
I've never even heard of this one. And I've heard of a number of off-brand Hercules, since The Mighty Hercules was my favorite cartoon as a tiny tiny child (I was literally three years old the last time I saw it before I found it online several decades later), so I've kept an eye out for other adaptations over the years (The Amazing Feats of Young Hercules, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Disney's Hercules, several Hercules movies on MST3K, and many others). So this one must have been really bad to slip under my radar.
It was apparently released in 1999 (the same year that Disney's Hercules was released on DVD) by a company called Nutech Digital (out of business since 2007), and it was really, really bad according to the one review I can find on Amazon.
Looking at the equally-terrible cover artwork for some of Nutech's other cartoons, I can see why they went out of business.
https://www.amazon.com/000-Leagues-Under-Nutech-Digital/dp/B00003CWII
https://www.amazon.com/Peter-Nutech-Digital-Phillip-Hinton/dp/B00003CWIO
https://www.amazon.ca/Hunchback-Notre-Nutech-Digital-Burlinson/dp/B01GUOQNAU
https://www.amazon.com/Sawyer-Nutech-Digital-Michael-Pate/dp/B00003CWIH (not a blatant Disney ripoff, holy crap)
https://www.oldies.com/product-view/7627ED.html (not on Amazon, holy crap)
https://www.swapadvd.com/Wind-Willows-Nutech-Digital/dvd/6848/
https://www.amazon.com/Wonderland-Nutech-Digital-Phillip-Hinton/dp/B00003CWIK
https://itembazaar.com/treasure-island-nutech-digital-on-dvd-with-ross-higgins-dd581980/
https://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Legend-of-Mulan-Nutech-Digital-DVD-/191796571318
I mean, this crossover has happened...
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Batman-Teenage-Mutant-Turtles-Adventures/dp/1631409093/ref=asc_df_1631409093/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310850997089&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12707740855101793124&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007355&hvtargid=aud-543776533562:pla-446032723164&psc=1&th=1&psc=1
Perhaps this classic? But... You’re a Horse
18 bucks boys
https://www.amazon.com/Unisex-T-Shirt-Supreme-Graphic-Printing/dp/B07FW8CVSS
https://www.amazon.com/Unisex-T-Shirt-Supreme-Graphic-Printing/dp/B07FW8CVSS
It's real, folks.
Come to think of it, probably also belongs on /r/AmazonWTF ...
Here is the mobile version of your link
With other wonders such as "Big S" and "Gray Bat"
It’s an obvious attempt to associate with these [https://www.amazon.com/HI-LITER-Desk-Style-Yellow-98189/dp/B001B0B6B0]
Meiji Hello Panda . Even the font color is the same.
Have you read the Gameknight999 series?
https://www.amazon.com/Invasion-Overworld-Gameknight999-Unofficial-Minecrafters/dp/1632207117/ref=nodl_
Diary of a wimpy minecraft herobrine looks very slightly deepfried, is that the real cover?
Edit: It is the real book and a paperback is $550
Buy your own shitty roomba today! https://www.amazon.com/liwei18-Household-Intelligent-Sweeping-Automatic/dp/B07Y46BQZZ
It's hard to explain. You know those gag toys, a weasel ball?
https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG
That's what I mean, minus the tail. Now add a cheap plastic construction that looks sort of like a wide brimmed hat that is open at the top. Put the "hat" on the ground so the "brim" lies flat - previously you attached some cheap-ass dusting cloth to the bottom using velcro or something. Turn the weasel ball on, and place it in the middle of the "hat". Watch it go about its jittery, not very effective cleaning duty.
Sadly, I can't find a picture any longer. They seem to have been replaced by these roomba looking ones.
Edit: looking around a bit, cleaning by use of a "motorised ball"/weasel ball has evolved into basically putting the ball into a colourful microfiber cozy. At least it doesn't look as cheap as that weird construction. You can always claim it is a dog toy.