(Part 2) Top products from r/crappyoffbrands
We found 21 product mentions on r/crappyoffbrands. We ranked the 88 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
21. Marvel The Avengers Transformers Mech Machines Concept Series Iron Man to ARC Racer Figure
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
2-in-1 Iron Man figure uses Transformers technologyFlip-out cannonsConvert him from hero mode to ARC Racer vehicle modeIncludes figure
22. Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Fresh MilkGluten Free
25. Minecraft: Diary of a Wimpy Minecraft Herobrine Book 1: Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
26. Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
27. Invasion of the Overworld: Book One in the Gameknight999 Series: An Unofficial Minecrafter's Adventure
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Sky Pony Press
29. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Nutech Digital)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
32. Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? (Volume 1)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
34. Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce + One NineChef Spoon
35. Spider's Web - A Pig's Tale
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Factory sealed DVD
36. D.Y. TOY Weazel Ball - The Weasel Rolls with Ball
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Battery operated; works well and long with Polaroid BatteriesLoads of funAssorted colors
37. Sony Playstation Controller - Gray (Non-Dualshock)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Original Sony Playstation Controller
38. Marvel Superheros Incredible Hulk
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Manufactured in 1993
39. Avery Hi-Liter Desk-Style Highlighters, Smear Safe Ink, Chisel Tip, 24 Assorted Color Highlighters (98189)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
No smearing; highlight key passages with vibrant colored ink that won’t smudge pen, marker or inkjet inksDurable, chisel tip highlighters won't fray and can be used to highlight or underlineHi Liter ink dries quickly and doesn't bleed through most paperHighlighter markers can be left uncapped for ...
Brave and bright, bright and brave, Commander Toad flies the starship Star Warts on adventures throughout the galaxy...
According to Amazon, people who bought this also bought What's Up and Spider's Web. They look equally wonderful!
They should have done something like this to make it truly trumptastic.
As far as I recall: There's a lever/tab in his back you can pull up and down and out to make his arms move and crush together. Pretty sure it also came with a soft plastic silvery rock to "smash."
Edit: Found it https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UZQNTC/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_t1_Vu74AbNXN0YZV
Wonder if the other offbrand is any good: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womb-Raider-Import-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B0007ZEOOQ
Oh please tell me this is photoshop. Please...
Edit: just 5$! https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Farting-Creeper-Should-Explode/dp/0692600302
It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.
I've never even heard of this one. And I've heard of a number of off-brand Hercules, since The Mighty Hercules was my favorite cartoon as a tiny tiny child (I was literally three years old the last time I saw it before I found it online several decades later), so I've kept an eye out for other adaptations over the years (The Amazing Feats of Young Hercules, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Disney's Hercules, several Hercules movies on MST3K, and many others). So this one must have been really bad to slip under my radar.
It was apparently released in 1999 (the same year that Disney's Hercules was released on DVD) by a company called Nutech Digital (out of business since 2007), and it was really, really bad according to the one review I can find on Amazon.
Looking at the equally-terrible cover artwork for some of Nutech's other cartoons, I can see why they went out of business.
https://www.amazon.com/000-Leagues-Under-Nutech-Digital/dp/B00003CWII
https://www.amazon.com/Peter-Nutech-Digital-Phillip-Hinton/dp/B00003CWIO
https://www.amazon.ca/Hunchback-Notre-Nutech-Digital-Burlinson/dp/B01GUOQNAU
https://www.amazon.com/Sawyer-Nutech-Digital-Michael-Pate/dp/B00003CWIH (not a blatant Disney ripoff, holy crap)
https://www.oldies.com/product-view/7627ED.html (not on Amazon, holy crap)
https://www.swapadvd.com/Wind-Willows-Nutech-Digital/dvd/6848/
https://www.amazon.com/Wonderland-Nutech-Digital-Phillip-Hinton/dp/B00003CWIK
https://itembazaar.com/treasure-island-nutech-digital-on-dvd-with-ross-higgins-dd581980/
https://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Legend-of-Mulan-Nutech-Digital-DVD-/191796571318
No it was a car. It looked like this
Have you read the Gameknight999 series?
https://www.amazon.com/Invasion-Overworld-Gameknight999-Unofficial-Minecrafters/dp/1632207117/ref=nodl_
Meiji Hello Panda . Even the font color is the same.
I mean, this crossover has happened...
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Batman-Teenage-Mutant-Turtles-Adventures/dp/1631409093/ref=asc_df_1631409093/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310850997089&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12707740855101793124&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007355&hvtargid=aud-543776533562:pla-446032723164&psc=1&th=1&psc=1
It’s an obvious attempt to associate with these [https://www.amazon.com/HI-LITER-Desk-Style-Yellow-98189/dp/B001B0B6B0]
Perhaps this classic? But... You’re a Horse
Diary of a wimpy minecraft herobrine looks very slightly deepfried, is that the real cover?
Edit: It is the real book and a paperback is $550
It's hard to explain. You know those gag toys, a weasel ball?
https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG
That's what I mean, minus the tail. Now add a cheap plastic construction that looks sort of like a wide brimmed hat that is open at the top. Put the "hat" on the ground so the "brim" lies flat - previously you attached some cheap-ass dusting cloth to the bottom using velcro or something. Turn the weasel ball on, and place it in the middle of the "hat". Watch it go about its jittery, not very effective cleaning duty.
Sadly, I can't find a picture any longer. They seem to have been replaced by these roomba looking ones.
Edit: looking around a bit, cleaning by use of a "motorised ball"/weasel ball has evolved into basically putting the ball into a colourful microfiber cozy. At least it doesn't look as cheap as that weird construction. You can always claim it is a dog toy.