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It should be fine as long as you keep it covered. I’m sure your doc told you how to take care of it, but if you need extra protection, wrist wraps like these are great for covering and protecting the bandaged area.

And it just makes it look like a sprain, so no dumbasses have to assume anything.

Great, the ol' "I'm sorry you're such a lush" gambit.
I'd get one of those giant novelty martini glasses and drink water out of it from your porch. When she inevitably gripes about it, say thanks to her prayers you're down to one (gigantic) drink per day.

Or get one of these.

Best $10 I ever spent.

Yeah there is

Link to amazon:https://www.amazon.com/NVIDIA-Legend-i7-8750H-Thunderbolt-Windows/dp/B07PT7WT96

Not the one I bought as my mother bought it in China as a parting gift

I bought a box of mounts wholesale from Costco and gave them to my family, so I don't have a link to just one single mount for that cheap, but this is basically the same thing. Any app will work, there are tons of free ones, but the one I used was called "eyes on me" from the apple App Store, idk if its on android

Something like this I'm assuming

chain locks are useless, get something like this or the ones like they use in hotels that have the u bar and the nob (no idea what they are called) and make sure it is amputee dwarf bondage porn i mean if you are going to go for it go for broke man...

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$17.99 + taxes isn't that expensive, there are cheaper ones out there

Get this and push her car down the road.

Boy, do I have a book for you! It's called "Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents."

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1626251703/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Toj2Cb2MR5C67

just going to leave this here...

Get one of these door wedges then it can't easily be opened even if unlocked.

That sucks. Give him one of these for an upcoming birthday, or just any occasion.

I don’t know if this is just an American thing, but you can definitely get paintball guns that look real like this one . Though they may be illegal in other countries.

I have this one;

https://www.amazon.com/PetLou-Seawarrior-Durable-Squeak-Interactive/dp/B01760R15S

Buuuut this one here seems to have better reviews;

https://www.amazon.ca/Outward-Hound-Kyjen-32005-Stuffingless/dp/B005VS9WU0

Either way, I haven't had any issues with the PetLou one, aside from a minor rip, no matter how much he tries to kill it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/0VYa0XX

Some older books/series you may like.

On a Pale Horse By Piers Anthony
The first book of the Incarnations of Immortality series. A little quip from the Amazon page: "Shooting Death was a mistake, as Zane soon discovered. For the man who killed the Incarnation of Death was immediately forced to assume the vacant position! Thereafter, he must speed over the world, riding his pale horse, and ending the lives of others."

The Face of Apollo by Fred Saberhagens
Its the first book in the series "Saberhagen's Book of the Gods" (you have to add in the author's name because if you search 'Book of the Gods', you'll never find it). A little about this book: "a battle to the death between Apollo and Hades. Although Hades appears the victor, the face of Apollo is carried off by one of the sun god's human votaries. It ends up entering the body of 15-year-old Jeremy Redthorn, turning him into an avatar of Apollo who possesses many attributes of the god."

Both of these books are really good and have to do with mythology or other aspects of gods. I haven't read all of the series, so unsure how some of the other books are, but even if you just read these two, its well worth it.