(Part 2) Top products from r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

> Since Darwin's day, we've been told that sexual monogamy comes naturally to our species. Mainstream science--as well as religious and cultural institutions--has maintained that men and women evolved in families in which a man's possessions and protection were exchanged for a woman's fertility and fidelity. But this narrative is collapsing. Fewer and fewer couples are getting married, and divorce rates keep climbing as adultery and flagging libido drag down even seemingly solid marriages.
> How can reality be reconciled with the accepted narrative? It can't be, according to renegade thinkers Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá. While debunking almost everything we "know" about sex, they offer a bold alternative explanation in this provocative and brilliant book.
Ryan and Jethá's central contention is that human beings evolved in egalitarian groups that shared food, child care, and, often, sexual partners. Weaving together convergent, frequently overlooked evidence from anthropology, archaeology, primatology, anatomy, and psychosexuality, the authors show how far from human nature monogamy really is.

Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality
Christopher Ryan, Cacilda Jethá
http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Prehistoric-Origins-Sexuality/dp/0061707805

> Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality is a book co-authored by Christopher Ryan, PhD and Cacilda Jethá, MD (Portuguese pronunciation: [kɐˈsiɫðɐ ʒɨˈta]). The book argues that human beings evolved in egalitarian hunter-gatherer bands in which sexual interaction was a shared resource, much like food, child care, group defense, and so on. In this, they agree to a degree with the work of Lewis H. Morgan who proposed in the 19th century that pre-agricultural humans lived in "primal hordes" in which property and paternity was communal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_at_Dawn

Buy one of those hair towel wrap things, it's one of the as seen on tv products, called a "turbie twist". When I saw it on tv I thought it wouldn't really be anything worth buying but my husband got me one for christmas as an afterthought gift and I actually love it. Much lighter and smaller than a towel and it won't fall off. Pretty absorbent too.

Plus I totally look like Rosie the Riveter when I wear one so win/win!

• $20, gets you decent headphones
  
• $80 gets you amazing headphones
  
• FTFY! Thanks for the advice my friend,much appreciated!
  

I got tired of hearing this but I hated flossing unless I was using these. They were still too manual for my liking so I look up "power flosser" on Amazon and wound up buying a Waterpik. At my next appointment (after using the Waterpik regularly) the dentist said that my oral health improved by a large margin.

Is there a point to me posting this? Probably not...

You need the sweet sweet nectar of the Washlet.

I have a walking/crawling/climbing baby, and cats. Let me help you there:

Velcro Ties

This product saved my life and my sanity.

$20, gets you decent headphones: http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD-202-II-Professional/dp/B003LPTAYI/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1325285665&sr=8-3

$80 gets you amazing headphones: http://www.amazon.com/Grado-Prestige-SR-60i-Padded-Headphones/dp/B0006DPMU4/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1325292118&sr=1-1

I have this myself: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EX7LNM/ref=oh_o04_s00_i00_details

anything by Sonic Alert is good.

Buy one of these. It will improve your life.

Best 3rd party 64 controller ever

http://www.amazon.com/Shore-Thing-Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi/dp/1451623747

Like it..I dare you.

Somebody else linked tothese earlier. They're the best you can get. Custom fit, cheap as hell, if they leak it's because you didn't build them to fit your head quite right.

I used to make people us this guy:
Superpad

It actually wasn't that bad.

They are on sale at Amazon btw, with coupon code OATMEAL2 for 10% off

Wrap you cables (all cables!) using the over under technique

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MziOBf60Kn0&feature=related

and get yourself some of these!

http://amzn.com/B001E1Y5O6

I guess they do make it

like 8$?

Worth it?

buy this

Toto S300 heated toilet seat and bidet.

It may not have a 3.5mm audio out, but does it have a component audio out (red and white plugs)? If so you can get one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/Male-3-5mm-Stereo-Female-Y-Cable/dp/B000I23TTE/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1332977123&sr=8-7

I do not use ear buds at all, partially for this reason.

Koss KSC75 Portable Stereophone Headphones

>Everybody poops

http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456

relevant

Time to upgrade

I think you need get some people to buy this little nugget of joy for you.

Patriarchal vs Matriarchal society. See: (Sex at Dawn)[http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Prehistoric-Origins-Sexuality/dp/0061707805]

On the off chance this is still a problem for you, I give you THIS THING. I wish a decade ago someone had told me that for $6 I could not look like a walking syphilis trap.

Amazon... For embarrassing purchases

When I have to take that cold early-morning shit I run it over with the hair dryer for about a minute till it gets lukewarm. I'm saving up for one of these. Although that's kind of a luxury, I could also solve the cold-seat problem with this, 8x cheaper.

Is the roommate turning off the alarms before you wake up? Or are your alarms going off and he is turning them off?

Currently I am using a sonic-boom alarm clock which also has a vibration function to wake you up (the alarm clock is designed for people who are deaf or have poor hearing) As long as you only use the vibration function, it should not bother your roommate.

link to amazon

I just ran into this issue last week. The past two months I have had a bad sinus infection and what felt like throat colds. So for awhile there I had horrible phlegm and nastiness. Well I finally got over all that and noticed I had a horrible taste in my mouth that would never go away. Normally I would cough out a tonsil stone once every few months, but after the last two months apparently I "grew" a whole crap ton of them in/behind my left tonsil. So I used a waterpik set to 5 (medium) with this tip. I then "cupped" my tonsil with that tip carefully and let water pulse behind the tonsil where the crypts are. I had like... no joke, 10 tonsil stones come out. It was gross but so relieving. After, I rinsed with a peroxide mouth wash since it kills all the bacteria in the back of the throat better than regular alcohol based rinses. I literally slept better that night, and the next morning had a MUCH better taste in my mouth. However that same morning I still felt something in my tonsil, and did the same process and 5 more small stones came out... so good. It's been a week and I have been doing my normal routine brush/floss/scrape/rinse and have yet to have an issue.

edit: As for recommendations to go to the Dr/ENT... by all means please do that before you do something you are unsure of and may cause you harm. I have read about people trying the waterpik method and rupturing their tonsils and worse case getting an infection. I made the decision to slowly use the waterpik at it's lowest setting and when I reached 5 on the model linked above, it was soft enough to not cause any damage, but enough to "knock" out the tonsil stones. Also, I used that tongue scraper tip as it disperses the water into a spray instead of a jet stream. Last, as a cheaper alternative you can use one of these.

TL;DR use a waterpik at medium setting with tongue washer tip to irrigate tonsil crypts then rinse with peroxide based mouth wash after until tonsil stones are gone.