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Yeah, this sounds fun... I won't be doing it (this recording would be like 2 minutes, and my to-do list is long enough as it is), but that doesn't stop me from having ideas... :)

I JUST got mine, and I got most of my attachments first (Grrrr, so frustrating). They're rubber and designed to fit exactly over the head - no condoms necessary! - and have different forms, designed to extend the vibration to certain points. Like the G-Spot Attachment, with a lumpy part with a bumpy surface to go inside a girl and a curved bumpy surface to cup the outside (the tips vibrate like crazy). Or the 3Teez (the one with the anal stimulator which looks like anal beads). So here's a line I would add:

"I can never decide what outfit I like best on you, whether it's the one with the pearls, or the one with the curved neckline and high shoulders. Or whether it's just when you're completely naked."

And my reveal would be:
"You are my one. My only. My Hitachi."

(After all, I figure most people only own one) :)

Man that was awesome! Ali and No name you guys slayyy me with everything. I love hearing you guys together. I laughed non stop through this.

/u/bourbon_neat! You're hilarious. Your voice is so very good. Deep. And generally authoritative. <3

1. The aeropress coffee maker! We have one and its absolutely amazing. For someone who loves coffee its a MUST HAVE.
   
   
2. Your reading of nonames script. Hahaha amazing. I inwasnt already on the ground listening I would have fellnoff my chair. It's like that script was meant for you.
   
   
3. Love your love for books and Steinbeck. That is all
   

The Boss called me back into her office - looks like we had some unfinished business...

I'm glad you reposted this - it was fantastic, and very immersive. You performed the role incredibly well, and the confidence with which you did so made this super hot. I loved the music, too: I got the biggest, goofiest grin the second I heard it XD

Thanks you for deciding to share this again. Your audios are always wonderful, especially these role-playing ones... one might say they're the stuff dreams are made of...

sips whiskey, smokes cigar while jazz music blares from somewhere

>Thanks for the feedback! I really appreciate it.

We all need some honest feedback. The community of GWA is great at positive feedback but we all crave constructive feedback.

Pay it forward. Make sure you PM anything you're not comfortable saying to someone in comments. With the best intentions of course!

>I did actually cut up an old t-shirt, but the mic didn't pick up the sound very well, and I didn't want to keep wasting shirts on the experiment, so I scrapped the sound :(

I know the feeling. I almost broke down and bought a blue yeti mic just to record sound effects properly. It's really hard to capture the right ripping sound. It came at as kind of a popping sound for me.

I was thinking of playing with elastic to mimic playing with a pantyline, but I don't have any!

Yeah. Almost tougher to do with a partner, at least for me. I need to be relaxed, and I'm not if there's someone else there.

You guys are reminding me though that I really do need to invest in one of these.

Hahaha!

It was this chocolate bar, btw.

Here it is! This links to Amazon. Eheh, the item number starts with "B00B." :D

As a matter of fact, I do.

All prices in USD, and based on Amazon.

Price | Microphone | Manufacturer's Product Page |Amazon Link
:------:|--------|--------|--------
$35.82 | Samson Meteorite | Samsontech | Amazon
$49.00 | Blue Snowball iCE | Bluemic | Amazon
$69.99| Samson Meteor | Samsontech | Amazon
$129.00 | Blue Yeti| Bluemic | Amazon

EDIT: I will mention that the Yeti is used by u/alwaysslightlysleepy

Turned?

...backs away slowly

Gus?

Here is the desktop version of your link

Actually, not as bad as I thought. Here's an example of the kind you need.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004AGX4YO/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A3HIHADV23VGU1

For USB, basically beyond 16 feet the signal starts to get too weak. The extra bit on the end amplifies the signal.

> /u/BadGirlUK
FYI, we would have to have permission from the author to record their story and post it publically.

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I've not said this to date, mostly because:
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1: I think it would be arrogant of me to think anyone would want to do it (blush).
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2: The level of effort to do it would be insane.
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3: Even mentioning it might be considered The Great sin of Marketin(tm). It isn't - truly. I've said elsewhere that if anyone on GWA wants it, just send me a PM. It's partly your fault it got written (blush).
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But if anyone on GWA (well - it would have to be a two (blush)) ever wanted to do an audio of [JOURNEY'S END](http://www.amazon.com/Journeys-End-Tatter-Jack-ebook/dp/B018CTDA8O/ "JOURNEY'S END - MF"), then for non-commercial use, I've got an in with the writer and publisher (mostly because they're, um, me (blush)), so something could be worked out on the rights (Big Evil Grin).
It started here, and the construction is such that it's made for two Voices quite deliberately.
But truly, you'd have to be mad to want to (blushes for the last time - this time :-) ).