Top products from r/myevilplan
We found 18 product mentions on r/myevilplan. We ranked the 16 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Liquid Ass
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 2
Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from ChinaHighly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spraySmells like Ass; Only worse30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissionsExcellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games beginSimple application...
4. Great Stuff 157906 Insulating Foam Sealant, 12 oz, Cream
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
The product is 12OZBigGap Foam SealantElegant design and Smooth finishThe product is manufactured in United StatesFills, seals, and insulates gaps greater than 1 inchGreat for creating weather-tight seals in larger gaps and cracks in your homeAirtight, water resistant, paintable, sandable, stainable...
5. J-B Weld 8267-S SteelStik Steel Reinforced Epoxy Putty Stick - 2 oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
J-B WELD STEELSTIK: A hand mixable two part epoxy putty stick that is steel reinforced & non-rusting to quickly repair or rebuild anything made of metal! J-B Weld SteelStik is certified by the NSF and is safe for contact with potable water.CURE AND SET TIME: After kneading the two part formula toget...
6. Unger Nifty Nabber Extension Arm with Claw, 51 Inches, Black/Green (NN140)
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Ideal for picking up bottles and garbage including cigarette butts and other small objects.Also can be used to retrieve items from high shelves.Gear driven claws.Over molded fingers provide excellent gripping power.
7. Gulp! Alive! Attractant
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Made using the highest quality materialsEngineered to help anglers catch more fishThe most trusted name in all fishing gearAttracts fish with smell, holds with tasteConvenient spray bottleAttracts fish with smell, holds with tasteConvenient spray bottleFeatures shrimpComes in 8-ouncesBottle shoots s...
8. 1500 Live Ladybugs - Good Bugs - Ladybugs - Guaranteed Live Delivery!
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Includes a Ladybug educational sheet with Release Tips, Release Rates, Ladybug Fun Facts and FAQ's1500 Live Ladybugs, Live Delivery Guaranteed!!Ladybugs are general predators that feed on a variety of slow-moving insects including Aphids, Moth eggs, Mites, Scales, Thrips, Leaf Hoppers, Mealybugs, Ch...
9. SHANY Styrofoam Model Heads/Hat Wig Foam Mannequin - 11" Round base
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Styrofoam wig heads for lace wigsGreat for acupuncture students for point locationGreat for those who use wigs everyday or occasionally.11" Female headfoam with round base for stability.One Styrofoam head per box.
10. Magnet Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts Magnetic Bumper Sticker
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
3 1/2" x 7 1/2" Magnetic Bumper StickerProfessionally Screen Printed 100% Weather Proof100% Satisfaction GuaranteedOrder $5 or More From StickerPirate and Receive Free Shipping$.60 Flat rate shipping on all orders under $5
11. Car Muffler Exhaust Whistle Prank by Joker
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
12. Satan's Blood Chile Pepper Extract Hot Sauce, 1.35 Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
First Place Winner of the 2002 Scovie AwardsConceived on Friday the 13th in October 2000, during a full moon.800,000 Scoville units it is all the heat you will ever need.Comes in an irresistible,1.35oz bottle
13. Heavy Duty Anti-Theft Tire Wheel Clamp Lock Truck Car Automotive
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Durable Yellow/Red Powder-Coated FinishHigh quality weather resistant steelPortable and easy to storeSoft coated clampSimple to use and set up
14. Vansaile B00U8B8I3M Nice Day Mug Middle Finger Funny Coffee Milk Juice or Tea Cups, Ceramic, Black
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Have a nice day middle finger Coffee mugUnsuspecting ceramic mug will flip off everyone as you drinkImage is printed on the mug itself - not a sticker like some imitationsHolds 10 ozGreat for water Cooler humor, pranks!
15. Mengersi Cloud Sky Duvet Cover Set Rainbow Reversible Bedding Comforter Cover for Girls Kids Adults(King,Pink and SkyBlue)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
【Design】Cloud Sky Rainbow Pattern. Simple modern gift for teens, boys, girls, men or women.【Set】1 duvet cover 90x100 inches (king size), 2 pillow shams 20x36 inches(No comforter),If you need fitted sheet or sheet set, you can purchase it from our shop too.【Material】 100% cotton blend, so...
16. EVISTR 16GB Digital Voice Recorder Voice Activated Recorder with Playback - Upgraded Small Tape Recorder for Lectures, Meetings, Interviews, Mini Audio Recorder USB Charge, MP3
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Upgraded Recording Quality: new design digital voice recorder, dynamic noise cancellation microphone, capture 1536kbps crystal clear audioVoice Recorder Easy Transfer File to Computer : this mini recorder device can set recording quality at MP3 (128kpbs, 64kpbs) / WAV (1536kpbs), simple charge recor...
Trick with the TV is you have to play along and be like "man I dunno, it's been doing that lately". Side fun would be to get a tv-b-gone (or a universal remote) and randomly shut the TV off when he's watching. Has to be ultra stealth tho.
As far as other subtle pranks, sky is the limit broski. I just looked up itching powder on amazon and the related products have some gems. For instance:
If he has a car, the whistles go woooo: https://www.amazon.com/Muffler-Exhaust-Whistle-Prank-Joker/dp/B005OKM0PE/ (when you wanna woo woooo)
If he has a car: https://www.amazon.com/Magnet-Cowboy-Magnetic-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B005JL2WCE/
Glitter bomb: https://www.ruindays.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb (but that's gonna wreck your place, so maybe not)
The other not so nice thing would be to get ahold of his email address and have fun on craigslist. Apply for jobs, find him a lover, etc.
> The only reason it got to this point is because he’s stepped it up in baby steps.
Yeah, I'm familiar with that. Then all the sudden you wake up and are like, wtf happened. Messing with him a bit will help alleviate the pain. But make sure it's all in good fun or you might bring out the crazy in someone. Good luck!
edit: basically, err on the side of /r/pettyrevenge to play it safe. It's more fun anyway.
yeah. I'd get myself something nice, maybe a little something to celebrate his demise with. [This] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00U8B8I3M?keywords=middle%20finger&qid=1457483418&ref_=sr_1_2&sr=8-2)
comes to mind
Nattey Cotton Blend Cloud Sky Twin Queen King Size Bed Pillowcase Duvet Quilt Cover Set Twin Queen King (King) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HHXZOIK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TqfaCbN6WKKE0
Just surround the car in a wall of these. You get a great view and they get a car surrounded in clouds.
Be sure to fill the key hole with JB Weld.
http://www.amazon.com/J-B-Weld-8267-S-SteelStik-Reinforced/dp/B000786GLM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1411669575&sr=8-2&keywords=jb+weld
Instead of honey on the door knob, use [this] (https://www.amazon.ca/Mad-Dog-Satans-Blood-Sauce/dp/B007P643GE). Make sure you wear gloves when applying it.
Need more details about the CCTV. If possible: Have an oil-change and keep the old oil. Now make it look like that bitches car is leaking cause its always wet oil under it.
You could also have fun with this: http://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Anti-Theft-Wheel-Clamp-Automotive/dp/B008TECLSI/ref=lp_15706751_1_14?s=automotive&ie=UTF8&qid=1462707895&sr=1-14
How furius would she be if someone PARKED HER IN? Lets say its a its a non-working car someone bought for almost nothing and decided to put it there.
as long as you don't send anything threatening or really creepy/ stalker-ish. Start with this: https://www.amazon.com/Mail-Dummies-John-R-Levine/dp/0764501313/
For the first month I suggest tampons dipped it pig's blood or fake blood. Whichever looks more real.
Second: lady bugs.
Third: A regular looking envelope, but inside is a piece of paper soaked in pig's blood. Nothing has to be written.
Fourth: A nice parcel with a styrofoam head.
On the fifth, leave a fruit basket. Don't do anything to it.
After that, I have no idea. Just be careful: I'm not a lawyer.
https://www.amazon.com/Being-Generous-Theodore-Roosevelt-Malloch/dp/9380619022
Boom. Headshot.
"Thought you might like(need) this, bro!"
Link for the lazy
Get some of this stuff - expanding foam - should be able to pick it up at any hardware store. It's basically Styrofoam in a can and has a flexible nozzle - you should be able to squirt it into the holes in the locker, filling it with a foam that will rapidly harden, ruining anything inside and making it very hard to open.
Try dumping this on them the next time they are outside and all repeats. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1474101638&sr=8-2
Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.
EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.
hey dude if you want to do this get a friend to record him beating i.e. video recordings and have a small mp4 recoder to go with the tape. then show this to the school after backing it up. this will ensure the school has to do something about it as there is substantial proof. if they do nothing then go to the board/super to get some ultra revenge
Ok here's something easy that'll cost you about $35. Wait until he opens his window. Or break it if he ever leaves i don't care. Drop a pregnant cat or rat in there. The rat will hide and do its thing. The cat will kinda do the same, but it'll fuck you up if you come near it. Then just wait. He's either gonna have a rat problem and chewed wires eventually. Or he'll have a cat.
EDIT: For the 56" gap http://www.amazon.com/Unger-Nabber-Extension-Inches-NN140/dp/B001KPUAN6