Top products from r/shittyfoodporn
We found 41 product mentions on r/shittyfoodporn. We ranked the 175 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Presto 03430 Pizzazz Plus Rotating Oven
Sentiment score: 2
Number of reviews: 4
Rotating tray turns continuously to assure even baking.Top and bottom heating elements bake foods from both sides. Heating elements are separately controlled, allowing you to select top, bottom, or both elements for perfect results every time.Timer signals end of cooking time and automatically turns...
Show Reddit reviews2. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 4
Used Book in Good Condition
Show Reddit reviews3. Hoosier Hill Farm Cheddar Cheez Powder, 1 Pound
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
1 lb. Cheddar Cheez powder in plastic jarPerfect for sprinkling on popcorn, pretzels or any snack you desireCheddar Cheez powder is also useful for baked potatoes, pastas and salads.Cheddar Cheez powder will add the delicious taste of cheddar to your snacks.Hoosier Hill Farm Brand
Show Reddit reviews4. Cheddar Cheese Powder, 1 lb.
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
1 pound bagSpray dried cheddar cheeseUse for sauces or making cheese soup.Save money with combined shipping by ordering several items from Barry Farm.
Show Reddit reviews5. Rome Industries 1705 Pie Iron Sandwich Cooker
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
The Original Pie Iron Since 1964Heavy Duty Square Cast Iron Design28 inch Overall LengthToasts Pies and Sandwiches With EaseGreat Fun For FirepitsThe Original Pie Iron Since 1964Heavy Duty Square Cast Iron Design28 inch Overall LengthToasts Pies and Sandwiches With EaseGreat Fun For Firepits and in...
Show Reddit reviews6. PB2 Powdered Peanut Butter,6.5 oz
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
PB2 FOODS is the original creator of powdered peanut butter, proudly manufactured in Georgia, USAPB2 POWDERED PEANUT BUTTER tastes great and is more healthy than traditional peanut butterEASY TO MIX into your smoothies, protein shakes, spreads, or drizzle on your favorite treatsLOW CARB and KETO FRI...
Show Reddit reviews7. Hoosier Hill Farm Cheddar Cheese Powder, Cheese lovers 2.5 lb. size
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
2.5 full pounds of cheesy goodnessSame as our regular cheddar powder - only 250% x bigger!Compare and SaveEconomical cheese lovers sizeHoosier Hill Farm brand - 100% satisfaction is guaranteed.
Show Reddit reviews8. Kitchen Helper K5SPS Spam Musubi Sushi Rice Press
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Famous Spam Musubi Press and Great for spam musubiAlso can be used for hakozushiMade of easy to clean, thick acrylic & Easy to useGreat for making rice for a lunchboxUse to press sushi rice into a neat 2 inch by 2 inch by 4 inch shape
Show Reddit reviews9. Cereal Marshmallows, 21 oz.
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Add Extra to your Normal Marshmallow Cereal or to Any Cereal Eat as Candy Enjoy anytimeAssorted dehydrated Marshmallows by KraftTheir bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a toppingThey can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a st...
Show Reddit reviews10. Samyang Ramen/ Spicy Chicken Roasted Noodles 140g(Pack of 5)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
INCLUDES: 5 individually wrapped packets of Samyang instant Ramen noodlesSERVING SIZE: (1) Serving per individual package. 530 Calories per servingFLAVOR: Spicy Chicken, Fire NoodlesHALAL: 100% Halal CertifiedCOOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Boil noodles for 3 minutes in water. Drain noodles. Empty seasoning p...
Show Reddit reviews11. Myojo Ippeichan Yakisoba Japanese Style Instant Noodles, 4.77-Ounce Tubs (Pack of 12)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Pack of twelveJapan's favorite instant yakisoba noodlesContains dried vegetables, a spicy soy sauce and mustard mayonnaise
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13. Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker, Silver (25475A)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Quick and easy: This sandwich maker cooks your breakfast, lunch, or dinner sandwich in just minutes. Perfect for brunch or a quick, healthy meal on the go.Create custom sandwiches: Use this breakfast maker to completely customize your sandwich with your choice of bread, cheese, eggs, meats, and much...
Show Reddit reviews14. Post Oreo O'S Cereal with Marshmallow Bits, 15.25-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 5)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Pack of five 15.25-ounce boxes (total of 76.25)Made with Oreos and marshmallowsExtreme creamy taste kids love
Show Reddit reviews15. Broadman Church Supplies Communion Wafer, Cross Design, 1,000 Count
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
white unleavened bread - made of wheat flour, shortening, salt and water - for use in the Communion service
Show Reddit reviews16. Proctor Silex Sandwich Toaster, Omelet And Turnover Maker, White (25408Y)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Make Hot Sandwiches and More: Turn a Lunchtime Staple Into Something Special by Making It Warm and Toasty; Or Quickly Cook Other Meals Like Omelets, French Toast and DessertsCompact Design and Storage: Built for Small Spaces, the Proctor Silex Sandwich Maker Is Compact in Size and Can Be Stored Upri...
Show Reddit reviews17. Dino Buddies Chicken Breast Nuggets (80 oz.) pack of 2
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
100% all natural and made with white meat only 5 fun dinosaur shapes 600 mg of omega-3 Minimally processed with no artificial ingredients Microwaveable
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I bought one www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-25408-Proctor-Sandwich/dp/B001YI459O/ these at a garage sale for five bucks, good grilled cheese and perfectly sliced.
Boom
It's actually pretty good for peanut butter cravings without dropping 200 calories on 2 tablespoons.
To be honest, I hardly use my oven anymore. Ever since I got one of these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00005IBXJ?pc_redir=1409137881&robot_redir=1 highly recommend it. Cooks a frozen pizza in 18 mins flat start to finish.
If you ever want to lose weight, consider intermittent fasting. It's great for people who like big meals.
https://www.amazon.com/Fast-5-Diet-Lifestyle/dp/0977253406
This is the best invention ever: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EI7DPOO/
You need one of these. Best invention of the new millennium.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EI7DPOO?cache=501ecc0a62393eae0f7b279f17bd010a&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1407347110&sr=8-1#ref=mp_s_a_1_1
Thats why i invested in one of these things.
https://smile.amazon.com/Presto-03430-Pizzazz-Plus-Rotating/dp/B00005IBXJ/
Waking up to cold cooked pizza in the morning is way better than waking up to the smoke alarm and no pizza in the middle of the night.
Also great for nachos, you put the plate right on there and set it to just broil from the top.
It seems at least 999 people own one. And apparently overwhelmingly love it.
The rice soaking is generally called for in a lot of sushi rice recipes, they claim it kind of jump starts the water absorption, but i don't really have any science to back that up.
Sushi rice is really sticky, a few grains of rice helps the seaweed edges stick to each other.
Musubi press!
Buy this and double the amount of cheese powder you put in to bring it back to its former glory.
I came across this at the suggestion of another redditor awhile back. It's literally the closest thing to Kraft Mac and cheese powder you can get. You can mix it into anything to cheese it up, or you can make the cheese sauce itself with a couple tablespoons of butter or margarine and a quarter cup of milk. It seriously jazzes up dishes that need cheese. A tub lasts forever as well, like seriously I'd be surprised if you went through a one pound jug in six months. Props to whoever suggested it to me.
https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Cheddar-Powder/dp/B0099XPG94
You can just buy them.
What a time to be alive!
This looks more like maggot pie.
do yourself a favor and buy a Pizza Pizzazz
auto-times out (20 minutes max) so worst case scenario you wake up to a cold pizza
I like the recipes in this better.
http://www.amazon.com/Discount-Herbals-DH-8-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B001PM0KRU
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I'll try that next time, i usually boil water, toss in noodles and stir, add packet after a minute or two then stir and pour in bowl. Burn hands as i carry to table then let sit while it cools and the noodles absorb more soup. garnish with some lonely lonely tears and dig in.
also, my personal absolute favorite brand of packaged noodles is these or their newer 2x spicy version. It's the same kind of technique as yours where the water is drained and then the seasoning is added but the seasoning is like a sauce instead of a powder. tastes damn good with a soft boiled egg.
They sell it on Amazon if you're the waiting type. I just happened by it at my grocery store and was impressed by the fact that it had all of nature's warning colors on the packaging. Dino nuggets and frozen beans were in the frozen food section. That's where the ice-cream lives.
It's a grilled cheese but you put pizza sauce and pepperoni on it. Preferably cooked in a campfire with one of these
https://www.amazon.com/Rome-Industries-1705-Sandwich-Cooker/dp/B000FNLXWG so the edges seal shut. It's so good but they look super shitty
You're not supposed to roll spam musubi either. You get one of these things and press the rice into a spam-slice-shaped block. Unlike sushi rolling, it's pretty foolproof.
I had a similar thought too. I put a gob of peanut butter in a shaker cup and it didn't really work. What does work, however, is powdered peanut butter!
dude--wanna take it to a new level? invest in some cheddar powder. me and my boyfriend do this on our sloppiest of nights: http://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Cheddar-Powder/dp/B0099XPG94?ie=UTF8&keywords=cheddar%20powder&qid=1465321639&ref_=sr_1_1_a_it&sr=8-1
this one is still in stock!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B0094FEUFI/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_see_rcnt?ie=UTF8&s=sd
Not Kraft but still [2.5 pounds of cheesy goodness] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094FEUFI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Lh.HxbB4H74T3)
That's the right item but they don't sell it anymore in North America.
If you look on the page you linked me
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Desktop version of your link: http://www.amazon.com/Post-Cereal-Marshmallow-15-25-Ounce-Boxes/dp/B001EQ5KAE
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1463536394&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook&dpPl=1&dpID=511nmQOsZ1L&ref=plSrch
https://www.amazon.com/Samyang-Ramen-Chicken-Roasted-Noodles/dp/B00ICT6ARS
https://www.amazon.com/Tyson-Dinosaur-Shaped-Chicken-Nugget/dp/B00B04DXGI
https://www.amazon.com/Perdue-Farms-Breaded-Chicken-Nuggets/dp/B00CHU3VS4
https://www.amazon.com/Foster-Farms-Dinosaur-Shaped-Chicken/dp/B00B0490CY
https://www.amazon.com/Dino-Buddies-Chicken-Breast-Nuggets/dp/B0763G36PD
Oh man, I thought it was those instant noodles from the picture... They're my shit.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001EQ5KAE?pc_redir=1411886222&robot_redir=1
TIL you can buy these on amazon
You could substitute one of these at camp: https://www.amazon.com/Rome-Industries-1705-Sandwich-Cooker/dp/B000FNLXWG
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Just in time for Thanksgiving https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Try this
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041?pc_redir=1407618588&robot_redir=1 ?
Just buy some wafers and salsa.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0805470859/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_AeSKyb4WZAN5G
Looks like someone screwed up one of the recipes from this book.
theyre cheap as fuck dude http://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-25408-Proctor-Sandwich/dp/B001YI459O/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1408070147&sr=1-3&keywords=sandwich+maker