(Part 2) Top products from r/steroids

I gotchu fam

I also recently joined the kinkier side and I was given the following advice. Unfortunately, the comment I saved has been deleted, but this is the gist of it:

• Sportsheets Underbed restraints - not as rough as handcuffs and easy to set up. Like these
  
  
• Wartenburg wheel - run it along her thighs while she's tied down, it'll get her twitching like she's having an exorcism.
  
  
• Blindfold
  
  
• Hitachi Magic Wand - to tease her during your refractory period and keep her wet.
  
  This is relatively mild compared to some stuff you see here, but its a start. Definitely recommend the underbed restraints though. Very fun and easy.

You'll hear it a lot here, but read the wiki. There are books linked in there too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

It'll help if you keep reading this "Ask anything thread" for awhile too.

On the non-steroids side of things, consider reading something like Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe. It's very conversational and even entertaining, but will help you nail down form before you lock in the wrong way of doing something. I highly recommend focusing on basic compound barbell lifts before you try anything exotic. You have to build a strong base before you can sculpt it.

If you've read the book, liked it, and have the money, I urge you to support Llewellyn by purchasing his eBook from Amazon. It's only $10 and can easily be read on a Kindle, iPad, or computer.

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say he's done a great service to steroid users and those seeking knowledge about steroids by creating the textbook.

This is the one I use and its super nice. Water bloat I take HCTZ but for GI bloat these digestive enzymes w/ probiotics help the most, I have found cinnamon in my food to help too, though to a lesser extent.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00RH5K26I/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

If you're spending that much for a brake bleed kit, get an electric vacuum pump for ease. under $50 USD

vacuum pump

12v adapter

wires

I threw this together with the first 12v adapter I could find on amazon. If you want the run to pump better with more vacuum, get an adapter that pushes more than 2 amps. I have a 5 amp adapter and the pump runs like a top.

>You take a antibiotic ed?! That doesn't sound to good.

Zero sides when taken with a probiotic, at least so far. You can get an Indian pharma doxycycline with lactic acid bacillus. It's a pretty common prescription from dermatologists for acne and a step below accutane in terms of harshness, although 20 mg accutane ED is supposed to be relatively mild as well.

The benzoyl peroxide definitely helps. I always make sure to shower or at least wash my shoulders and back immediately after working out. I use this for exfoliation before applying, washing it every 3-4 days to avoid bacteria build-up. I also wear a fresh T-shirt to bed and change my pillow case at least once a week.

If I were still having acne issues after all of that, yeah, I'd probably drop the test. Acne fuckin sucks.

They don’t sell mine anymore, but this is the updated version

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)

There are fancier models that do more, all the way up to $300. Mine was about $30. Very easy to set up. No permanent changes to toilet. Mine is now on its second commode.

http://www.amazon.com/Suck-Blow-Jello-Shot-Pack/dp/B00139Q5SS

Went to a swinger party once and they had these. It was fun. The girl I was dating and I did them for a party we threw later. Pull them out when everyone is drunk and hand them to the drunk sloots.

I personally have this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Multiple-Splitter-Alignment-Splitting-Quartering/dp/B00JMHZ5BG

it's amazing. There are also like $5 ones at CVS

This was from DL:

You guys convinced me to home brew. Especially after I just did some math on what my latest $2k purchase would get me.

Putting together the list, will be refining as I learn more.

• [Autoclave](http://www.amazon.com/Prestige-Classic-Electric-Autoclave- Sterilizer/dp/B002AR0NUI/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hpc_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=0E5AJ7PQ2CHM1083QMPT) -- $899
  
• 2 x Autoclave Gasket -- $120
  
• Hormone powder
  
• Filtered Cottonseed USP Oil 4 Liter -- $255
  
• Benzyl Benzoate USP 1 Liter -- $60.75
  
• Benzyl Alcohol USP 1 Liter -- $45
  
• 3ml TERUMO Luer Lock Syringe w/o Needle (Qty. 50) -- $8
  
• 1 x 10ml EXEL Luer Lock Syringe w/o Needle (Qty. 50) -- $15.25
  
• 5 x B-D 25g x 1.5' (Qty. 10) -- $11
  
• 5 x B-D Needles 18g 1.5 (Qty 10) -- $11
  
• Alcohol prep pads/wipes
  
• Accurate scale to hundredths place
  
• Calibration weight
  
• 2 x Corning Pyrex 3 Piece Glass Graduated Low Form Griffin Beaker Set, 50ml, 100ml, 250ml -- $29.90
  
• 4 x PYREX Griffin Low Form 400mL Beaker Graduated Ea -- $34
  
• 4 x Beaker - PYREX GLASS 10ml -- $22.72
  
• 2 x SEOH Class A Volumetric Flask Borosilicate Glass 250ML -- $29.90
  
• 2 x Beaker Filters -- 150ml Nalgene MF75 Bottle Top Filter - 33mm neck (Qty. 12) -- $145
  
• Vacuum Pump -- 1.5 CFM Portable -- $275
  
• Melting Point Checker
  
• Sterile .20um syringe filter (For Tren) -- $162.88
  
• Crimper
  
• Vials
  
• Caps
  
• Glass stir rod
  
• Agar plates
  
• Latex gloves
  
• Alconox Detergent Cleaning Concentrate 4 lb. Container -- $30.30
  
• Scilogex 86143101 Model MS-H280-Pro BlueSpin LED Circular-Top Digital Magnetic Hotplate Stirrer with Ceramic Coated Plate, 100/240V -- $200
  
• 2 x Bel-Art Scienceware 371100138 PTFE Octagon Spinbar Magnetic Stirrer Bar, with Integral Pivot Ring, White, 1" Length, 3/8" Diameter -- $13
  
• 3 x jugs isopropyl alcohol
  
• Propolyene Gylcol 300
  
• Lockable Medical Storage Box -- $44.50
  
• Horizontal Laminar Flow Hood 48" x 24" -- $1,900
  
  
  Which Bottle Top Filter?
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• Millipore Hydrophilic PVDF Stericup-GV Bottletop Filter Unit, Radio-Sterilized, 0.22µm Pore Size -- $225
  
  Or
  
  
• 2 x Beaker Filters -- 150ml Nalgene MF75 Bottle Top Filter - 33mm neck (Qty. 12) -- $145
  
  
  Which Pipettor?
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• VWR Ergonomic High-Performance Pipettor -- $267.02
  
  or
  
  
• BRAND seripettor* pro Bottletop Dispenser - 1-10 mL -- #296.30
  
  Money is not an object. I'm not the type to do things cheaply or in a half-assed way. Lets set up the dream home brew lab now. I'll post pictures.
  
  What to buy?
  
  

So I figured out why my bottle top filters wouldn't hold the vacuum, and it was simply because it wasn't airtight. I had to push the top against my thigh to get an airtight seal and only then did it hold a vacuum.

So basically, how do I make the top airtight? It only came with these crappy plastic dust covers. I've got these filters specifically, if it helps.

*Also, the filters are plastic, which I didn't factor in when I decided to buy them. Are they still good to use, considering they'll be under pressure? If so, how much pressure can I safely use?

> instead of eating a few cups of rice since I simply do not have enough time

Buy a rice cooker. This is a great one for the money, and you can set up to a 15 hour delay on it. It will also keep the rice warm pretty much indefinitely (although the manufacturer recommends no longer than 24 hours I believe).

White rice takes ~12 minutes to cook, brown rice takes a bit over an hour.

This is some mighty tasty brown rice.

No excuses.

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For example:

http://www.amazon.com/Scilogex-86143101-MS-H280-Pro-BlueSpin-Circular-Top/dp/B00AYGIFCA

To illustrate what BST said...

Bottle Top filter example: http://www.amazon.com/Corning-430049-Polystyrene-Membrane-Diameter/dp/B005J5BVBI

Media Bottle: http://www.amazon.com/PYREX-500mL-Round-Storage-Bottles/dp/B004XR5TUM/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1421326439&sr=1-1&keywords=borosilicate+media+bottle.+45mm&pebp=1421326442468&peasin=B004XR5TUM

For autoclaving, in college we would just cover the top of the bottle with a small piece of aluminum foil and secure it with autoclave tape (which will also indicate when a specific temp has been reached)

Tape: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoclave_tape

I don't know if it matters. I just have a $4 bottle of Now soy lecithin (100) but some people say sunflower like this is better ($11 for 200)

sounds silly because I have bought them all separate but I got this on amazon and the active ingredients are basically just a mix of what everyone will suggest: https://www.amazon.com/Cycle-Support-Nutrition-Protection-Capsules/dp/B007HP04UM/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=cycle+support&qid=1566394408&s=gateway&sr=8-3

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MIZ5O4M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_FwezzbXZ2EHT0

Does this not ship to you or something? I see tons with free shipping around this price per pill.

$55 and more than enough tudca for a full cycle.

Dude you know the homebrew vacuum pump in the wiki is like $40 right? :b

Edit: $20 Here

Buy these. Use a castle soap like Dr. Bronner's

Anyone have experience or can recommend this product while on blast?

https://www.amazon.com/Cycle-Support-Protection-Nutrition-Capsules/dp/B007HP04UM

Home brew pump and filter question: I'm going to be using the follow pump and filter combo. Do I need a valve to reduce pressure? I'll let the oil cool to Luke warm before filtering.

http://www.medical-and-lab-supplies.com/nalgene-nylon-membrane-complete-unit-150-ml-count-1.html

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005CO9FDW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

As for whether I still have the symptoms...I think so, largely. But if so then maybe it's not Low T because those second results came back great from the hospital (except FSH maybe?). I do wonder if the Low T clinic faked my bloods for business, or if a small amount of Test Cyp kickstarted my gonads, or if its a natural cyclical thing, or if the Test Cyp created a reverb/rebound effect.

I have a WiFi scale that tracks my weight for me, I'm 6'0" and stuck between 160 and 170 for the entire past 12 months (95% of the time in a 6 pound range). Measure weight every morning after pooping, before any food/fluid intake. I have not yet done a detailed food log.

Nailing down my diet and lifting plan now. Food scale will be here tomorrow, and I supplement with protein shakes that include oat flour/powder for extra slow carbs. I'm aiming for 480g slow carbs (primarily oat and rice), 100g fat (primarily canola/olive), and 170g protein every day (whey/eggs/chicken/beef/pork/milk). Not quite hitting macro goals yet. Food log + WiFi scale should answer questions about weight gain difficulties.

I'm going to get training on lifts and programming from Andy Baker in the next couple months. I've got a power rack in my garage that I've had since college, and use it 1-2 times/day (morning or evening). Lifts are abysmal, please don't ask. Form is pretty good though. Had to do yoga for a year to get the hamstring flexibility to deadlift, only achieved that a couple months ago and I'm very happy with my flexibility now.

Fatigue isn't as bad anymore but I've been supplementing modafinil which helps a ton, and focusing a lot more on my daily schedule, diet, workouts, and staying away from alcohol.

Anxiety is still quite bad, stops me from being as productive as I need to be (paralyzing worry), and makes me (internally only) "jump" at sudden noises/movement. It's very annoying.

Amazon? http://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004NRHAZO/

Starting Strength

This is the one I use:
(https://www.amazon.com/Olympus-Labs-TUDCA-Tauroursodeoxycholic-Bottle/dp/B00MIZ5O4M/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473009327&sr=8-4&keywords=tudca)[https://www.amazon.com/Olympus-Labs-TUDCA-Tauroursodeoxycholic-Bottle/dp/B00MIZ5O4M/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473009327&sr=8-4&keywords=tudca]

http://www.amazon.ca/Anabolics-E-Book-Edition-William-Llewellyn-ebook/dp/B005II5Z7M

Here is the mobile version of your link

Would this be suitable enough for a gear box or should I look for something bigger?

https://www.amazon.ca/SentrySafe-CB10-Small-Cash-Black/dp/B000Z8W7I0/ref=pd_cp_60_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=13MFAAPP7KAESR19PGT5

I need to keep everything hidden, so this would store all the vials/pills/needles/etc.

Good thing Christmas is coming up.

I take Naringin as a supplement daily which is what's found in grapefruit to lower RBC and hematocrit. Both are always in range on blast with hematocrit never going high than 48-49%. On a cruise it drops down to 45-46%. This is what I take https://www.amazon.com/Swanson-Naringin-500-Milligrams-Capsules/dp/B0017OFS0K/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1536155296&sr=8-2&keywords=swanson%2Bnaringin&dpID=51QoVWxZ26L&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&th=1

Anybody else into period sex? It blows my mind how many girls I talk to who are like "yeah, my ex wouldn't fuck me on my period". Like wtf, are that many guys really that afraid of blood? I fucking love it, granted I've got a blood kink and most girls aren't willing to cut you/get cut. I thinks its because I hate when people try to pretend sex is something civilized, trying to dress it up in dating apps and waxing and condoms and all that shit. Once there's blood involved, you have officially stepped of the Making-Love train, you are now FUCKING, like animals. Its the shit. Also if pulling halfway out and seeing your dick covered in blood doesn't make your heart race, you're a fucking sociopath.

Also quick shoutout to under-mattress restraints like these
https://www.amazon.com/Sportsheets-Under-Bed-Restraint-System/dp/B000VHH5DW
Super quick and easy if you're in a hurry and don't want to tie a bunch of fucking knots. Picked some up and tested them out on my fuckbuddy who does circus/acrobat shit. I'd been backpacking in Glacier for a month and was too exhausted to jerk off most days, I came so hard i was actually worried my dick was going to explode. She texted me later saying "If you're going to slap me around and make me cum a bunch of times, we can't fuck before I go to work, I'm literally retarded right now" lol. Stay frosty lads

> vacuum pump I have is a 1.5 cfm robinair vacumaster

Is this it? http://www.amazon.com/Robinair-15115-VacuMaster-Single-Stage/dp/B005CO9FDW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1404918357&sr=8-2&keywords=vacuum+pump+1.5+cfm+robinair+vacumaste

Did you get the little valve thinggy too? Would that work to regulate pressure? I mean, pretend, for everyone's sake that I am a 5 year old....

I've heard good things about this one and this one, but I personally just use a sharp chefs knife and have no difficulties cutting the small pharma Asin pill into quarters if needed.

This is the one I got.

Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_HbAtBcYKEFmk4

It works, but it hits my asshole at such force that the spray shoots out from my ass, under the seat, and down my legs. This is on the lowest pressure setting too.