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u/ThatBLChap · 2 pointsr/talesfromcavesupport

Get different old berry juice and mix with lat-tey. Jup hear good things come when mix wjth Bae-lees: https://www.amazon.com/Baileys-Irish-Cream-Liqueur-Proof/dp/B00GIAZUZ6

Make spooky time good.

u/goatcoat · 4 pointsr/talesfromcavesupport

ELI10000BC: Gorp tell story. All cave people need strong bone like rock for run, hunt mammoth. Many, many moon ago, cave people all live one valley, eat dark green plant, get tiny rock pieces from plant, and sun help move rock pieces from plant to bones. Make bones strong. Moo juice make every cave man sick. Never drink. No reason!

Then some cave people go next valley. Then next valley. Then keep going. Soon some cave people live in valley where no many dark green plants. Eat few small rock pieces. Sun low in sky all day and no help move rock pieces from plant to bones. Cave people get soft bones. Bones break. Many cave people die.

Some cave people in far valley get very hungry, drink moo juice even though all know bad idea. All cave people get sick...except for Lactoog! Lactoog strong spirit make moo juice okay. Better than okay! Lactoog get rock pieces and sun magic from moo juice. Lactoog no need many dark green plants. No need sun. Still have strong bone. Lactoog have many children in far valley. Children get Lactoog magic.

Thoonk child of first valley. Drink moo juice, get sick. Thoonk friend child of Lactoog. Drink moo juice, no get sick.

Thoonk have choice: Thoonk eat green plant, get sun, get strong bones, no drink moo juice, no get sick. Or, Thoonk go to next tribe, trade shiny pebble for magic rock, eat magic rock when drink moo juice. Magic rock have Lactoog magic inside. Make Thoonk not sick when drink moo juice.

Use eyes good: Gorp story just story! Gorp no have medical degree. If take Gorp advice, maybe Thoonk get sick, go blind, have other problem. Gorp no know. No blame Gorp. No go to good talk cave man, get lawsuit, take Gorp shiny pebbles and cave. If Thoonk want know what do, Thoonk talk with real shaman.