Top products from r/talesfromcavesupport
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1. Lactaid Original Strength Lactose Intolerance Relief Caplets with Natural Lactase Enzyme, Dietary Supplement to Help Prevent Gas, Bloating & Diarrhea Due to Lactose Sensitivity, 120 ct.
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
120-count bottle of Lactaid Original Strength Caplets to help prevent gas, bloating and diarrhea associated with lactose intoleranceWith 9000 FCC lactase units in each serving size, these easy-to-swallow caplets work to break down milk sugar and help reduce discomfort from dairy sensitivity due to l...
2. Baileys Original Irish Cream Liqueur, 750 ml (34 Proof)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
One 750 mL bottle of Baileys Original Irish Cream LiqueurCombines the flavors of vanilla, chocolate and Irish cream to create a decadent tasteRanked as the world’s number one selling liqueur and cream liqueur brand34 proofPerfect for sipping on its own or in cocktailsA special confectionary additi...
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ELI10000BC: Gorp tell story. All cave people need strong bone like rock for run, hunt mammoth. Many, many moon ago, cave people all live one valley, eat dark green plant, get tiny rock pieces from plant, and sun help move rock pieces from plant to bones. Make bones strong. Moo juice make every cave man sick. Never drink. No reason!
Then some cave people go next valley. Then next valley. Then keep going. Soon some cave people live in valley where no many dark green plants. Eat few small rock pieces. Sun low in sky all day and no help move rock pieces from plant to bones. Cave people get soft bones. Bones break. Many cave people die.
Some cave people in far valley get very hungry, drink moo juice even though all know bad idea. All cave people get sick...except for Lactoog! Lactoog strong spirit make moo juice okay. Better than okay! Lactoog get rock pieces and sun magic from moo juice. Lactoog no need many dark green plants. No need sun. Still have strong bone. Lactoog have many children in far valley. Children get Lactoog magic.
Thoonk child of first valley. Drink moo juice, get sick. Thoonk friend child of Lactoog. Drink moo juice, no get sick.
Thoonk have choice: Thoonk eat green plant, get sun, get strong bones, no drink moo juice, no get sick. Or, Thoonk go to next tribe, trade shiny pebble for magic rock, eat magic rock when drink moo juice. Magic rock have Lactoog magic inside. Make Thoonk not sick when drink moo juice.
Use eyes good: Gorp story just story! Gorp no have medical degree. If take Gorp advice, maybe Thoonk get sick, go blind, have other problem. Gorp no know. No blame Gorp. No go to good talk cave man, get lawsuit, take Gorp shiny pebbles and cave. If Thoonk want know what do, Thoonk talk with real shaman.