Top products from r/transgendercirclejerk

We found 21 product mentions on r/transgendercirclejerk. We ranked the 30 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top comments that mention products on r/transgendercirclejerk:

u/[deleted] · 3 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> Thank you for giving me the free feels of what it is going to be like when I visit you there! Immersion ftw!

You're so very welcome!!! Have I told you about this yet? and this?

That was a delicious giggle! Thank you! Thank you!

u/blynng · 17 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

I would recommend Next Generation^® Universal Semen Extender. Just check out some of the reviews:

> ★★★★★ Husband loves it
> By Corso Chic on February 19, 2016
> Husband thinks it works great. Worth the 5 stars. Now you too can have fresh semen anytime... just not quite the shelf life of milk, but close! Seems to work well on dogs too if that's your thing.

u/TheGlasshouseEscape · 4 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

This is a well done relatively easy to digest primer on the subject if you’d like to learn a bit more. It’s definitely a bit tinted by starry-eyed futurism, but it’s worth giving a read.

u/Courtesan_Hypatia · 2 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

Ummm, I mean I dunno. I fangirl on OPI.

Try this:

Base

My current goto red

Top

1 base, 2 color, 1 top, then in the mornings reapply top - make sure to round tips and backsides.

u/phoenix_at_45 · 29 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> Dr. Seuss would be proud

You remind me of that delusional little bird in the Dr. Seuss story who thought a steam shovel was her mother

u/_sutego_ · 3 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> I'm gonna make you insta-wet, despite you got those ugly bits! Watch! /wand_wiggles!

...

I might have noticed that too. I may or may not have made very sexual stories, too. :D

EDIT:

You need this book boo.

Now excuse me while I faint =)

u/VyrCossont · 7 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

How a man deals with his own blood loss is his business. Tape a pad on it and go about your day.

/uj two words: styptic pencil. There's some nasty aluminum compound in these things that stops bleeding and seals shaving cuts instantly.