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Greg (Onision), is that you?^(1)

^(1)For the love of god, save yourself the agony of reading his books and just pretend I never made this joke.

I write short stories and I was a breakout success, so I think you should do what I did. Specifically, BBW rock star erotica serials. Other than that short stories suck and you should avoid writing them. My next book is going to be the next great american novel, though, so plz don't write that b/c I am already writing it and that's plagiarism.

Deep breathing / meditation in tiny segments. 2-5 minutes of deep breathing before a writing session, or at random when you get stuck. Constantly centering yourself will let you get wild with your manuscript, inventing (or accessing) higher dimensions and very abstract ways of thinking about spacetime.


"Going meta" is an art that can definitely be applied to writing. I reference this text as proof, it's an 11-dimensional anti-narrative. Also a legit sci-fi novel.



TL;DR: meditate 2 minutes at a time; read zany SF.

>I am interested in mystery and reality.

I got you covered.

I'm gonna write a whole book about clouds cause clouds are cool.

Edit: Ah man someone stole my idea https://www.amazon.com/Book-Clouds-John-Day/dp/1402728131