Reddit reviews Ben Folds Live At Myspace

1. I am a husband and father of one handsome little man. I am an engineer. I play ultimate frisbee. I used to play video games, but I gave that up to pursue a side business of selling things on Amazon.
   
   
2. I own three white water rafts and a pole vault setup. I am a part time inventor of kitchen gadgets, and my dog helps me keep prototypes clean with her tongue.
   
   
3. I love board games and music. I'm a homebody, but love having friends over. I watch Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones (finished book 3 of A Song of Ice and Fire last night), Impractical Jokers, and my guilty pleasure TV show will always be The Joe Schmo Show. Ben Folds has been my favorite musician for nearly a decade. A little over 6 years ago, I got to be one of ~40 people to play guitar with him in a concert that was held in his Nashville recording studio and broadcast live on MySpace. I made the cover of the DVD (I'm in the blue shirt).
   
   
4. At one of the "You can find DIAMONDS!!!!11! here!" places in the midwest, I found a 1.84 carat diamond. Not bad for a $7 adventure! I had a chance to go with a friend to his friend's skybox at the Super Bowl a couple years ago, but I passed it up to be with my wife as she gave birth to our son.
   
   
5. At a live televised wrestling show about 10 years ago (NWA:TNA), I got a full screen shot of one of my signs. It said "Jerry Lynn says, "Jerry Lynn is a sex god!'" The sign was inspired by a conversation with him the previous week, and when he saw the sign, he pointed at it and gave me a huge thumbs up and smile from the ring. About 7 months later, I brought the sign to a different live show and a friend of mine talked him into giving me a kiss on the cheek while I was holding the sign. The picture still cracks me up.
   
   
6. I'm allergic to peanuts and gluten, but luckily my son doesn't have to worry about that. It's made life a pain.
   
   
7. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Except Tom Bergeron. I can't stand him.
   
   
8. I have a 20 year old goldfish in my bedroom. I won him at a carnival when I was little. His name is Mr. Peepers, and no one expected him to live more than a couple days. I will be seriously crushed when he finally dies. He can't talk back to me or cuddle with me, but he's been an emotional rock during tough times.
   
   TL;DR Odd numbered paragraphs have only true statements, even numbered paragraphs have only false (or mostly false) statements.
   
   Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Karma level?
   
   Thanks for the contest!

That shirt is hard to miss on the cover :P. I looked it up on amazon. Lol