Reddit Reddit reviews Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, Right

We found 3 Reddit comments about Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, Right. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.

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Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, Right
Waterproof, multi-speed massage gloveVibrators at the tip of each fingerSends approximately 45,000 vibrations per minute at full speedBattery compartment in pouch at base of glove; uses 3 AAA batteriesThis item can not be returned to Amazon.com; contact the manufacturer for service or replacement requests
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3 Reddit comments about Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, Right:

u/cynicallyenhance · 3 pointsr/aves

What? No pop rocks? For shame :b

Get Menthols if you're getting stoge

Edit: Also, if anyone knows how to do it, eggdrops and resets are fun. So are airplanes and this thing you do when someone clenches their hands together. If you're a chewer, get a binkie or magnesium.

Edit 2: If you want to dish out the money: This. My friend has one and it is epic. Just to put that in to perspective, I have not used the word epic yet this year.

u/tetral · 2 pointsr/sex

Here's some she sent to me.
>I miss your big rigid cock thrusting in and out of my tight little pussy, can't get myself of as easily without you pounding me out. I want your bod. ;y

Notice the little emoticon? that's our personal emoticon we only use for each other.
>Who's got the wood that delivers the goods? who's got a body like a mazurati? who's got the arms and the charms? and makes me swoon under the moon? that fox who works the burrito shop. I love him like a good swim and I can't wait for our next date :y

Context: she's a big Harry Potter fan:
>Something sexy: I love playing with your basilisk, having it explore my chamber of secrets and whomping your willow.

Yee!
>Food for thought: it's been too long since I've gotten to enjoy you fully even kristin's dogs could smell me slowly soaking through my panties :y

Next one's a little...graphic, but isn't that what sex and love are all about? Acceptance?
>You fucked my period into existence and I'm so swollen a tampon was nearly impossible. but it was totally worth it. the air is so much fresher at your farm.

If you want a girl to love you, get her one of these.
>and this glove is phenomenal. wow. wow. wow. but is even more fun with you involved.

That's a selection of some of my favorites. Hope you redditors find your match as well.