Reddit reviews HEINZ PUDDING SPONGE SPTD DICK, 10.6 OZ

Where's the Spotted Dick?
https://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Dick-Pudding-9-4/dp/B000FP5K0U

Pretty sure that Coyne slot (nyuck-nyuck) will be filled for the 500.
How do you feel about sponge pudding? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FP5K0U

He never specified what kind of 'dick' he was going to eat, he only specified it would be 'his' dick. He might have a few cans of Heinz Spotted Dick in his prepper stash for all we know.

1. Well, I'm in the same boat as you. A few days ago I got turned down for a REALLY awesome job and I cried on the kitchen floor and told myself I was never gonna get hired and that I was fated to live in my parents house forever and ever until I died. Then my puppy came up to me and started kissing me and I talked to my boyfriend who was like "really". And he straightened me out pretty quick. My advice? Grab a beer and some chocolate. Or go practice for your marathon!!! My school loans aren't anywhere near $100,000 (I settled with my school and shouldn't have) but it's still terrifying when you're jobless and have a degree that is almost useless unless you know someone. (Film and TV) BUT I don't stop. I apply for jobs every day. I work freelance which THANK GOD starts up again this weekend. So don't fret, you'll get by. Sooner or later your break will come.
   
   
2. Heintz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding .....WHAT?! lol
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. As I said, you'll be fine. Student loans ARE terrifying. Graduating IS terrifying. I've gone through it all. Trust me love, you'll be okay. There's always the Disney College Program!!! (You can enroll at any college, pick a class and then drop it, you only have to be registered at the time of the interview). So listen, I freaked out right before graduation too. My boyfriend and I almost broke up because I was so unhappy and stressed out. Once graduation hits, it all goes away. That sense of pride doesn't really ever fade either. Job or not at least you DID IT.
   
   
5. I trust you'll find something to my fancy! lol <3333
   
   

I was expecting a can of spotted dick.
https://www.amazon.com/HEINZ-PUDDING-SPONGE-SPTD-DICK/dp/B000FP5K0U

I mean I'm hoping the same, but at the same time there's the consolation prize of this poor guy having to chow down on one some of this.

https://www.amazon.com/HEINZ-PUDDING-SPONGE-SPTD-DICK/dp/B000FP5K0U