Reddit reviews Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

My wife was reading a story about 2 animals that were dating. It was a squirrel and a mouse or something like that. The squirrel asks the mouse "do you like jazz?" and the mouse says "yes!" but secretly doesnt know what jazz is. She later freaks out, concerned that jazz may have been code for anal sex, and she had been so excited in her response.

edit: this is the book: https://smile.amazon.com/Squirrel-Seeks-Chipmunk-Modest-Bestiary/dp/0316038407

edit: here is somebody reading the story, but i believe they change 'anal sex' to 'ritual suicide': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94A245q7O4Q

[This] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316038407/ref=mw_dp_img?is=l&qid=1368158313&sr=8-9) is a book you should read.

I don't even know what to say o_o

Could I have this $4 book from my books list and this $3 book from my digital list?

Or if you'd like just one item, can I have these keyblades in my $5 - $10 list?

Thank you 0_0

334 dollars!!

Used!