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u/IcarusRisen · 18 pointsr/funny

I'll just leave this here.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

u/CockGobblin · 8 pointsr/funny

What you do is go to an interview and take a bottle of hair conditioner with you. Shortly before going into the room, put some conditioner along the edge of the web area between your index finger and thumb. Shake the interviewers hand as if you had no idea you had jizz on your hand, then have a super awkward interview.

You can also do this with friends. A great "it's just a prank bro" is to get some custard and some cookies from a bakery, then put a little bit of custard on the edge of the cookie and hand it to your friend. They'll think it is custard ... then hand them this book after they eat the cookie. (By reading this comment, CockGobblin cannot be held responsible for any ruined friendships caused by this prank.)

u/ZachDaniel · 7 pointsr/funny

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

Amazon reviews were a joke long before Steam started allowing user reviews. I think one of the first and most popular being the Three Wolves Moon shirt. As you can see, the top rated post is a joke from 7 years ago. Steam user reviews have only been around for a year and a half-ish.

You'll find that no matter where you go in the internet, if people are allowed to contribute to a website, they will make silly tired jokes and other pre-pubescents will upvote them to saint-hood.

Anyways ... good luck with your future endeavors listing shit on amazon. I wish you the best.

u/drfre · 1 pointr/funny

Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting

The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem


Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

u/zrizza · 2 pointsr/funny

Amazing. I love the Internet community. If you liked this you'll definitely enjoy the Amazon reveiws for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife. Oh, and also this banana slicer. I have both pages bookmarked for rainy days - the reviews are that funny.

u/PressEveryButton · 3 pointsr/funny

Is there a subreddit for reviews like this? I run into some well written reviews occasionally and would like to find more.

While searching for Ant Bait I ran across this review, and got a good laugh out of it. Obviously the classic Three Wolf Moon shirt is fun to read. But is there a sub for this?

u/Tabdelineated · 1 pointr/funny

If you liked Safe Baby Handling Tips available from amazon, then you'll love
Safe Baby Pregnancy tips (read it here), also available from amazon

Seriously, if you like it, buy it, who knows when someone you know will get knocked up, and you'll have the perfect gift!

u/J4K0 · 2 pointsr/funny

Even they don't advertise it as an "accessibility product" on their Amazon listing (where this review was found):

> Scroll, select text, type corrections, or make deletions, without moving your hand back and forth between keyboard and mouse
>
> Hold documents in one hand and type them in with the other hand
>
> Users of Desktop Publishing, CAD, Photoshop and other graphics software can change tools and issue commands on the Half Keyboard, without taking their hand off the mouse or stylus
>
> Increase productivity, lets you keep your hand on the mouse, stylus, pen or joystick at all times
>
> It uses full-size, high-quality laptop-style keys for excellent typing comfort and speed

Edit: Their website includes all of these as well as one bullet point related to disabilities - "One hand incapacitated? Type with the other! A Half Keyboard is ideal for someone with a hand injury or disability." - but that point is not included in the Amazon listing.

u/WrenInFlight · 28 pointsr/funny

Then returned with two hookers and a cooler full of beer.

But my personal favorite:

> Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.

>Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

u/TheBeardedMann · 8 pointsr/funny

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

u/Pazzam · 18 pointsr/funny

Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

u/Beer_Is_Food · 3 pointsr/funny

Possibly the most related and hilarious set of amazon reviews ever. Scroll down and read the reviews if you have a few minutes. Pretty fuckin' funny.

u/Negative1 · 7 pointsr/funny

You can also use the format amzn.com/ASIN where "ASIN" is the Amazon Standard Item Number, found in the original URL or by searching the product page for "ASIN". In this case the URL would be http://amzn.com/B0032HF60M

Not funny, I know; just thought it would be helpful since friggin Amazon uses mile-long URLs by default and we often want to share them, especially this time of year.

u/mrpoopiepants · 2 pointsr/funny

The picture is from the very funny book called Safe Baby Handling Tips.

Safe Baby Handling Tips https://www.amazon.com/dp/0762424915/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_vlCnub1SC51BM

u/Swailem95 · 2 pointsr/funny

If you want good amazon reviews, take a look at these reviews of this $120,000 TV


> "After selling my family into slavery I was able to afford this great TV! All and all with the amazing graphics and screen it was a great deal!"

Fucking. Classic.

u/misterchief117 · 3 pointsr/funny

There's a used one for only $18,000 dollars. I'm no financial expert, but I'd say that's a pretty good deal considering it's roughly 85% off...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00L403O8U/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

http://imgur.com/YZ5c9rQ

u/Dugen · 2 pointsr/funny

Dear kids... amazon links only need to be amazon.com/dp/[ASIN] like this:

> amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M

This should help shorten your letters to santa.

u/usarmy973 · 1 pointr/funny

Probably the best $20.28 I've ever spent... just be mindful, they didn't really factor in your ability to see when they created the mask

u/joshfaulkner · 1 pointr/funny

It's from the Safe Baby Handling Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762424915

I would also recommend a Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762428430/

u/PonderousFrogfish · 1 pointr/funny

Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!

Really good one in the style of Poe.

u/Hedgerow_Snuffler · 3 pointsr/funny

I have twice bought copies of this and left it in a visible place (like their bathroom) at the start of a friends housewarming party.

edit: A female workmate has STILL not noticed she has a copy of this in a prominent place on her hallway bookcase.

u/allsurface_nofeeling · 3 pointsr/funny

The rest of the reviews are also pretty cool, occasionally i like people!
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/justanearthling · 1 pointr/funny

Not sure is there a UK version of this but this one is the best of all: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

u/mattomic · 1 pointr/funny

This MUST get more upvotes to help it rise to the top. The ["view and share related images"] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all) is priceless for the humor alone. God, I miss Halloween.

Edited for link.

u/fancyhatsociety · 1 pointr/funny

It's from here. Go there. Look at the other reviews. Now you won't have to spend the rest of the day on Reddit. You'll spend it on Amazon, but you won't buy anything.

Look at the suggested products. A lot of them have hilarious reviews as well.

u/zaffle · 4 pointsr/funny

Dear God, its a real book. And it looks like Reddit has just found it..

> Only 5 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).

u/phd_dude · 2 pointsr/funny

Nice, almost as good as The Mountain Three Wolf Shirt on Amazon. You should totally read the reviews, it will make your night.

u/Nemesis02 · 1 pointr/funny

Kid has a nice choice in toys and it's pretty cheap, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

u/hells_cowbells · 1 pointr/funny

My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.

u/Bobbert_Flinton · 2 pointsr/funny

This one might actually be the original. Much funnier.

(See top comment in link.)

u/seismichippo · 1 pointr/funny

Here is my favorite. Makes me giggle out loud every time I read it.

u/RAGING_VEGETARIAN · 7 pointsr/funny

40 lb bag of marshmallows: $198.56/64,799 calories = $0.0031 / calorie

Human body: ($8.70 + $13.99 + $2.42)/81,500 calories = $0.00031/calorie

human body win every time

u/BigChinoDon · 1 pointr/funny

So much Reddit love that the price is up to $575.
We did it Reddit.

u/psqjqa · 1 pointr/funny

If we're talking best, let's not forget the three wolf moon reviews.

u/Implausibilibuddy · 1118 pointsr/funny

What's weirder is how the sub-letters are reversed in order. My guess is it's some sort of ill-conceived 'efficiency' keyboard, trying to be the dvorak of onehanded typing. I bet it costs a bomb too.

Edit: Oh Jesus.

>Revolutionary Design

>Fast one hand typing using your existing touch typing skills

>Ultra compact

>Increase productivity, lets you keep your hand on the mouse, stylus, pen or joystick at all times

All for $575.00. Fucking bargain.

u/tolurkistolearn · 7 pointsr/funny

If you are interested in urine candy, you might also be interested in: This

u/Prae7oriaN · 1 pointr/funny

This comment was also take from a different, and much more awesome, knife. http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ

u/Chyndonax · 2 pointsr/funny

For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.

u/dsmithpl12 · 37 pointsr/funny

You should get him diabetes in a box.

Great photo btw.

u/tarmmmmm · 7 pointsr/funny

Like this $120,000 one? The joke customer reviews are priceless.

u/XXS_speedo · 3 pointsr/funny

The rest of the reviews are funny as well.

u/incapablepanda · 6 pointsr/funny

I believe you will find this relevant to your interests.

Also it's quite amusing that "People who viewed this item also viewed Dancing with Jesus: A Collection of Miraculous Moves"

u/FutureSomebody · 1 pointr/funny

I found this on the Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought List. xD

u/walrusman0 · 1 pointr/funny

This also has excellent reviews.

u/ungus · 6 pointsr/funny

If you're looking for a banana slicer, you should check out the 571 by Hutzler. It's the pinnacle of fruit puck perfection. Check out the rave reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII?pc_redir=1405944855&robot_redir=1

u/LadyBugJ · 18 pointsr/funny

No it's not. I just got this from Amazon last night. Source So if someone posted something similar in the past, then okay, but I literally made this post myself.

Edit: As a redditor defending my honor and I demand a link to this repost accusation! Added my link.

u/socokid · 1 pointr/funny

There are some other nuggets of comedy gold in the reviews as well, and goes on for pages.



u/MadPooter · 1 pointr/funny

Yes, this is actually a real thing. At least, the recipe book is. The reviewer may likely be joking.

u/Outrageswift · 1 pointr/funny

The brand we all know and love is Arcor I believe. Don't be turned off by the weird packaging. These are the same candies that normally reside in Grandma's glass jar of assorted candies. http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Juice-Filled-Strawberry-Kosher/dp/B004TNVSDW/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1367828861&sr=1-1&keywords=arcor+strawberry+candy

u/Rentiak · 23 pointsr/funny

You clearly need The Drop Stop

No really, I put them in my car and they're great.

u/Jobeanie123 · 1 pointr/funny

And at a mete $3.69, it was a steal!

Do be sure to read those reviews. They're awesome.

u/xxiCPTN · 2 pointsr/funny

If you havent already some reviews for this stuff on Amazon are hilarious.

u/InfinityCircuit · 0 pointsr/funny

Best reviews ever, IMHO. Only a Saudi prince could really afford it, but apparently our credit companies are lending to own this.

u/heakboy · 1 pointr/funny

Actually, the creatures with horse heads and human body are living peacefully and symbiotically with full homo sapiens as observed here.

u/JoeW88 · 6 pointsr/funny

I had to search Uranium Ore, to check it was true. It is indeed, however, under the "What do customers ultimately buy after viewing this?" heading was this. Has Reddit got WMDs? :O

u/Finnegansadog · 48 pointsr/funny

In case it helps anyone, you can remove any search terms in an amazon URL and replace with "product" (as the child did here) and you can also remove the "ref" section completely, so this one would end at after /B0032HF60M/

u/russellvt · 4 pointsr/funny

I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.

u/Lyonize · 1 pointr/funny

I always found paper straws to be much more enjoyable to use than plastic ones.

u/stml · 26 pointsr/funny

Here's a link for the one and only actually verified purchase review and the guy actually gives a good reason to give it only a 1 star out of 5.

Turns out some of the knives are too long to actually be closed and you can't actually close each knife. I would also be pretty pissed. If something is so expensive, they might as well make it possible to completely close the thing.

u/pumpkinrum · 1 pointr/funny

The Haribo reviews and the Veet for Men reviews are my two favorite ones.

u/PwmEsq · 3 pointsr/funny

My all time favorite one link

u/Quarth · 103 pointsr/funny

For those interested in buying it... AMAZON!

u/J_Serr · 26 pointsr/funny

These?
Edit: link updated to actual candy thanks to dizneedave. Sorry I haven't checked reddit all day to fix sooner.

u/MrSquicky · 2 pointsr/funny

They stole that image from this book.

It's a good, cheap baby present, in case people are in the market for that.

u/Fionro · 2 pointsr/funny

You guys might like

[Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch](http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_1?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1394910679&sr=1-
1&keywords=zenith+defy+xtreme)


and the Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer's reviews.

u/musicman1188 · 31 pointsr/funny

Or just buy this book. None of that printing out and covering another book bullshit.


Upon further thought, typing "huge penis" into Amazon search was not one of my proudest moments.

u/Damarkus13 · 17 pointsr/funny

Clearly, someone has not read the review for the "Three Wolf, Moon T-shirt."

u/PM_ME_THE_NUMBER_112 · 5 pointsr/funny

Link. There are loads of hilarious reviews.

u/Itsnotironic444 · 1 pointr/funny

Here is a link to the TV that the reviews are from:

Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L403O8U/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_i0eyub02C1Y9T

u/fatalillusion · 2 pointsr/funny

Amazon

Although, I find the pig one funnier

u/I3iGbizzle · 3 pointsr/funny

This is almost as good as the Three Wolf Moon review

u/Kalkaline · 1 pointr/funny

Hey OP this is part of a book, you could at least give the author credit. here

u/nlaw22 · 1 pointr/funny

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
http://amzn.com/1481227041

u/the_tch · 19 pointsr/funny

I like these, also check out the vendor list

u/dizneedave · 14 pointsr/funny

Reverand Lux Newman had this to say:

I bought these candies because I thought I recognized the colored wrappers of the strawberry candies we were used to as children... the ones that have been around for about 50 years. These are NOT the original candies. These candies are imitation ones made in Columbia. The same wrappers are used to deceive people into thinking they are buying the originals. These candies from Columbia are dried up on the outside. The papers stick to the candies. Most importantly, this Columbia brand does not have the strawberry gel filling that the original candies have. If you are looking for the originals, they are by Arcor. Don't settle for this substitute. They don't compare.

I found the originals on Amazon, if anybody is interested.

u/penelaine · 89 pointsr/funny

"Q: Does this tv come with composite hookups? I want to be able to connect my VCR."


This whole Amazon page is fucking gold https://www.amazon.com/ask/questions/asin/B00L403O8U/ref=ask_mdp_dpmw_ql_hza?isAnswered=true#top

u/Shane01638 · 2 pointsr/funny

Now you need the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Be sure to read the Q and A. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DNKKzbDAF4BXP

u/acepiloto · 68 pointsr/funny

I thought this looked pretty cool, until I saw the $575 price tag.

Matias Half Keyboard https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00006IZIL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_27.8yb1SYEZ6H

u/Thinandbony · 11 pointsr/funny

How to Live with a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1594743061

u/kikikills · 10 pointsr/funny

Paper straws have made a comeback via Pinterest. You can find them in most gift shops, novelty stores, Etsy. Kikkerland has some too on Amazon.

My favourite review: “The straws soften, but I guess thats what happens with paper straws.”

u/LurkerOnTheInternet · 45 pointsr/funny

Amazon link

There is only one real review which says it's basically not even functional and was created only as a display item to demonstrate the various tools in their catalog.

u/lnnerManRaptor · 0 pointsr/funny

I love this thing. It sprays your cat using a remote sensor, so the cat starts to fear the environment, rather than being wary of a person with a spray bottle.

Video of it in action: http://youtu.be/zP5gx6Bw7v0?t=49s

u/_cs · 84 pointsr/funny

Here's the link to the Amazon page these reviews are on!

According to camelcamelcamel, it sells for between $853 and $1400: Link

u/Putinator · 11 pointsr/funny

Don't worry, you can get one refurbished for nearly double the price!

u/YellowMoose811 · 9 pointsr/funny

I found the bag in question: here

As of viewing the page the question is the top question on the page

u/unclejimmy · 14 pointsr/funny

Put one of these up there, cats don't fuck with these.

u/youra6 · 8 pointsr/funny

Here is the actual Amazon product link.

u/MSkog · 1 pointr/funny

This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.

u/bsmfaktor · 72 pointsr/funny

When I bought a Geiger counter Amazon suggested Uranium to me...

u/foxmetropolis · 1 pointr/funny

if you do feel yourself growing self-conscious, throw on one of those horse head masks to shift focus

u/Sachyriel · 1 pointr/funny

The whole idea of the button down shirt is that it allows you to wear an undershirt, like the Thee Wolf Moon shirt, which would be worn with the outer shirt open for maximum wolf.

u/BowlOfDix · 1 pointr/funny

I hope this is less than that half of a keyboard. That POS was nearly $600. 600 for half a damn keyboard .



This POS was posted a few days ago

u/acepincter · 9 pointsr/funny

Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk

u/TooShiftyForYou · 13 pointsr/funny

Another user's answer:

MyFitnessPal estimates 7 grams of dried marshmallows to be 25 calories.

That makes this 40 lb bag 453,592.5 calories.
If you are watching your diet at about 2000 calories per day, you could eat nothing but marshmallows from this bag for the next 226.8 days.


Source

u/scottbob3 · 2 pointsr/funny

For all that don't understand:A link

u/Rexono · 1 pointr/funny

maybe its a call back to an old 2009 meme about the 3 wolf moon shirt? something about the shirt being magical based on user reviews

u/Jesus_H_Muhammad · 1 pointr/funny

For those who haven't seen it, another good one