Reddit reviews The Satanic Rituals: Companion to The Satanic Bible

This is excellent advice.

I use the rituals as described in the books The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals as inspiration, but I don't follow them step-by-step. What might feel empowering to one person might feel... a little silly to another. Likewise, the things I do would probably seem a bit understated compared to what many might expect from a Satanist.

You may want to start with this, xd kidding i only know the guy because of the profile pic he uses and the quote, i talk with riot support quite often, it's like my home now lol

Next time they stop by, hand them pamphlets about atheism. Or even better, buy some copies of this and give it to them. Guaranteed to have them never come back. Might get you lynched, though.