Best animal calendars according to redditors

It is going to be pooping pooches.

I scanned pig 101 with amazon app and it recognized the pig! it brought me to a German calendar with 2 pictures, one of the pig and the other is behind the calendar with some barcodes and ISBN numbers. Not sure if it may help but hey you never know! here is the link thttp://www.amazon.com/Schweinereien-Author-Wolf-Jan/dp/3660853151
Also noticed the name of the calendar is in GREEN "schweinereien"

this is something straight for "fish n chix" (https://www.amazon.com/Fish-N-Chix-Calendar-2018/dp/1532350902)

don't ask me how I know that's a thing.

I suggested this in another post, but having to display this creepy sequin nicolas cage pillow could be pretty funny.

some other ideas- pooping pooches calendar, this weird jeff goldblum shower curtain

Day after day, he watches you, his gaze intense and never yielding. You allowed him in your personal quarters, so this intimate exhibitionism is far from unwelcome. On the contrary. You paid for it.

And yet you play coy. You go on with your life, ignoring his steely, loyal stare. Once a day, you look back at him, carefully surveying his features and the details he has to offer. He is flawless, and tells you exactly what you want- no, need- him to.

Every once in a while, you give in. You touch him, flipping him over and having your way with him. Sometimes, these occasions are so rough you end up with cuts. It isn't shameful to you. In fact, you would be more ashamed had you not indulged your needs.

After you do so, he seems different to you, yet the same. His gaze is the same, still dedicated to watching you, beckoning you, yet something has changed about him.

Still, day after day, month after month, you allow him to observe you with a quiet intensity, seeing every delicious moment you allow, giving you your money's worth.

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