Top products from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
We found 46 product mentions on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid. We ranked the 53 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Kid Galaxy Amphibious RC Car Morphibians Killer Whale. All Terrain Remote Control Toy, 27 MHz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 19
Go Anywhere: Powerful RC amphibian 4x4 car drives through water, dirt, mud, sand, pavement and grassWinner “Oppenheim Gold Seal Best Toy Award” for outstanding new product that enhances the lives of childrenSplash Through Puddles: Paddle wheel treads rip through water. Sturdy all terrain tires p...
Show Reddit reviews2. Long Grain White Rice - Bulk 50 Pound Bag
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Gluten-free and non-allergenicRich in minerals and B-complex vitaminsA complex carbohydrate food that is easy to digestOnly 108 calories per half cup serving
Show Reddit reviews3. Dont Touch Wildlife Deer T-Shirt
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Dont Touch Wildlife Deer. Funny Saying for American Wildlife HunterThis Is A Big No No Around HereLightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Show Reddit reviews4. amscan #3 Flat Molded Candle |Birthday |Anniversary
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Measures 5.5 inches x 3.5 inchesWax, white"3" shape, blue outline, colorful starsMatch with our other candles to personalize a birthday or anniversary cake
Show Reddit reviews5. Penn Plax Aquarium Decoration With Moving Treasure Chest, Floating Diver, and Bubble Action 4 Inches High - 065
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Aquarium ornament has live action when the treasure chest opens and closes. The driver floats around the trunk and holds on with this chain.Air bubbles rise from the treasure chest aquarium ornament helping to oxygenate the fish tank. Watch as the jewels get revealed everytime it opens.This aquarium...
Show Reddit reviews6. EZ-Sweetz (2.0oz - Liquid Sweetener 800 Servings/Bottle) (Original, 1 Pack)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Zero calories, zero glycemic impact, zero aftertaste, and zero worriesSuitable for entire family including diabeticsCompared to ® packets. Tastes like sugar, and is suitable for hot and cold foods2 drops per serving. Compact design offers a lot of servingsMade in USA
Show Reddit reviews7. Forum Novelties Black Bat Eye Mask
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
1 Per Package
Show Reddit reviews8. Swiss Navy Premium Silicone Sex Lubricant, 16 Ounce, MD Science Lab
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Non-Staining, Non-Absorbable & Easy to Clean: Using the highest grade of silicone available in the market, the molecule in it, is too big to be absorbed through the skin. Our product offers to lay on top of the skin and the easiest cleanup than any other sexual lubricant.Size Range: SWISS NAVY Silic...
Show Reddit reviews9. Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Tool
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Shrink-wrapped
Show Reddit reviews10. Tedco - Pet Tornado - Shake and Watch - Realistic Tornado Kit
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
ATTENTION-GETTER - Great for if your child enjoys the study of weather and wants to display it for othersSIMPLE - An effective way to inspire an interest for tornadoesEXPLORATION - Explore the weather conditions that bring about tornadoes or study the damage of tornadoes (F1-F5)SCIENCE - Perfect way...
Show Reddit reviews11. Sony MDR7506 Professional Large Diaphragm Headphone
Sentiment score: 2
Number of reviews: 1
Neodymium magnets and 40 millimeter drivers for powerful, detailed soundClosed ear design provides comfort and outstanding reduction of external noises9.8 foot cord ends in gold plated plug and it is not detachable; 1/4 inch adapter includedFolds up for storage or travel in provided soft caseFrequen...
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13. GC Waldom Degaussing Coil, 9317, For Color CRT, Hi Power
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Eliminates magnetic fieldsSafe to useMade to standard industry specificationsUL approved
Show Reddit reviews14. Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage & Wine Chiller, Silver
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Electric machine chills cans in 1 minute and wine bottles in 6 minutesBeverages rotate while being sprayed with ice water; also heats baby bottlesAutomatic touchpad features preset times, extra-chill setting, and add-ice indicator lightRemovable lid for long wine bottles; no-spin option; auto-off wh...
Show Reddit reviews15. Game Boy Printer
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Thermal printer accessory, compatible with Game
Show Reddit reviews16. Fisher-Price Brilliant Basics Corn Popper
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Balls strike plastic dome and create a fun Poppity-Pop sound and actionSturdy design for beginning walkersA classic toy to keep your baby engagedPopping with colorful balls to entertain and encourage walking, as well as counting and visual trackingA must have for all toddlers
Show Reddit reviews17. The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist: A True Story of Injustice in the American South
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
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Gob bless my mom then. As soon as I first asked she brought out the book Where did I come from Then she answered any questions I had. She also took time to point out while sex isn't wrong some people will do and say things just to get it. She taught me to not do anything unless I was ready regardless of what the other person wants. Her openness allowed me to have a appreciation for sex as well as, the wherewithal know to respect myself and to make sure those I sleep with respect me as well.
I use EZSweets, which is like a liquid concentrated splenda. One bottle lasts me like 6 months to a year.
If you get a drop on your finger you'll want to wash your hands. It only takes licking it off your finger once to teach you to never do it again, but it's pretty great stuff otherwise.
(The benefit of the liquid sucralose is that the packages of splenda actually have carbs in them, because they need some kind of powder to bind the sweetener. This makes splenda counter productive to keto, and other carb restricted diets. The liquid doesn't have the carbohydrates that splenda does, so it won't throw you out of ketosis, slow down your weight loss progress.)
If you want headphones that have a very balanced sound that you can then change with the EQ in iTunes or whatever you use, these are fantastic and they're only around $80: https://www.amazon.com/Sony-MDR7506-Professional-Diaphragm-Headphone/dp/B000AJIF4E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1549523567&sr=8-3&keywords=sony+studio+headphones
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They are meant for accurate reproduction of sound though, so you'd have to set your EQ levels to how you want them. But they also are good if you need to ever record video or work with audio.
The funny part is he didn't need all of that link. Simply putting https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ would have worked just as well. The parts after that aren't necessary.
It’s a candle in the shape of a number, but we’re seeing it from the back. My guess is the number ‘3’. They’re fairly common in the US. Something like this.
Nah, nothing can beat the classy plastic treasure diver
Yeah, don't they teach kids about amazon shortlinks in school these days?
amzn.com/B0032HF60M
It would have been a lot easier to just write amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M
the 3 people above me should do themselves a favor and get this book
He can be content with a bat mask I'm sure.
https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Black-Bat-Mask/dp/B002M09ELM <Good, simple example.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/rekcs9_hps_bw_g21_ir03?pf_rd_M=ATVPDKIICXODER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rdr-1XWq42FH1K03Y7BMWQNM&pf_rd_+=101&pf_rd_p=1328901592&pf_rd_1=6579
Not a bad choice, kid.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M
Works for me just fine and I didn't use all the extra digits
Actually only the w matters
Actually, only the first 6 digits matter.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032H
Can also be shortened to https://amzn.com/B0032HF60M
You can actually get away with just the part after /product :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M
The rest of the URL is optional, it contains things such as the vendor, session IDs, language, the displayed picture, etc...
Can double check.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ihavedepression
Here you go mate amazon com
You could just type in https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/
You don't even need the item name, you can just use https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M
Swiss navy silicone lube is my favorite
It is really slick
www.dictionary.com
or
https://www.amazon.com/Merriam-Websters-Collegiate-Dictionary-Laminated-Cover/dp/0877798079
You should pick up Radley Balko’s new book. https://www.amazon.com/Cadaver-King-Country-Dentist-Injustice/dp/161039691X
> Toy Lawnmower
Close - this is it: Corn Popper Toy
Still from video
Poorly built, but they do exist for beverages
Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage & Wine Chiller, Silver https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0000U3CIW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_MuT8BbX5ZY3PS
you degaussed the screen. there are products out there specifically made for that purpose
https://www.amazon.com/Waldom-Degaussing-Coil-Color-Power/dp/B00011UYJU
Have you tried this 50 pound bag of rice?
https://www.amazon.com/Long-Grain-White-Rice-Pound/dp/B0007NKC80
What about this?
Relevant album
Can confirm.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/poopybutthole
Both. Giving an exact product reference is an inventive way to get the exact right present from a vendor which sells it, neatly ruling out the possibility of asking for something Santa might be unable to find (or which might not even exist), or getting the wrong version of, and that's a bit genius. Including all the gumpf beyond the product code is a bit stupid, though. At best, it's totally unnecessary, and at worst, it'll put Santa off from typing any of it altogether, putting things right back to square one.
If anyone's curious, btw: https://www.amazon.com/Kid-Galaxy-Morphibians-Killer-Whale/dp/B0032HF60M
You could have stopped the link with https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M
And, you can actually drop the "product" subdirectory if you change the gp to dp.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M
stupid, because all he needed to write was:
amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M/
Just in case Santa didn’t know the whole hyperlink was not needed to find the product, because that just seems like a pain in the ass to type out.
Kid Galaxy Amphibious RC Car Morphibians Killer Whale All Terrain Remote Control Toy
Uhhhh, Game boys had all that stuff too.... Just in janky 5 coloured pixels aside from the later GBA Internet
Nintendo was always trying out weird shit before it was cool.... Or feasible. LoL Virtual Boy. Their VR was so bad it actually killed the poor guy that designed it! RIP Gunpei Yokoi! Even had a pseudo wi-fi where game boy colors within 5ish miles of each other could find one another with an attachment. Later, it could connect to SNES systems using Xband and SatellaView too! There was even a special Zelda cart (BS Zelda, or broadcast satellite) put out that was like their first half assed attempt at an MMO (basically plays like Four Swords, if it lagged horribly) Had to feel bad for them sometimes, they'd launch something that failed spectacularly only for someone else to make a billion dollars off a near similar idea 5 years later. (In this case, two someone elses, Cold Tea with Fantasy Online and Toonslab with Graal Online, which had quite literally ripped off a ton of their sprites from both NES and SNES versions. They both moved their HQs to China so as to avoid prosecution. Fucking ouch, man!)