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I'm gonna copypasta a few of the comments with advice about anal stuff I've posted in other places in the past. hope it helps:

> Some bullet points on anal prep:

• Diet matters more than anything, make sure you're getting a good bit of fiber (but don't overdo it)
  
  
• Poop beforehand, if you're getting adequate fiber this is basically as much work as you have to aside from washing your butthole. Your rectum is self-lubricating and only contains poop when you're feeling the urge to go. If you have soft stool, you should either expect more cleaning or skip anal.
  
  
• Douching is only to clean your rectum, deep-cleaning enemas are meant to clean your colon, which no average-sized penis will be long enough to get to. You don't need much water, just enough to knock out any lingering bits that may be left.
  
  
• Only use clean water to douche, don't bother with over-the counter prepackaged stuff which could contain chemicals with unwanted side-effects. Get ahold of one of these and use about half of its capacity with each douche. Remember, you're only trying to flush out the rectum, not deep-clean. Also, douching should be the last resort, not the first thing you do. Frequent douching is bad for your rectum.
  
  
• Do the "cake test" with a finger before/after cleaning. if you feel any bits, a penis will probably encounter them.
  
  
• If you have any doubts about your cleanliness, skip anal. Not only is it a pretty good barometer of how clean you are, but anxiety really makes the whole act more difficult in every respect.
  
  
• Accidents happen. I've had plenty of buttsex and only one real "mishap", which both my partner and I were able to laugh off(which is a sign of a really great partner, btw). Keep a good sense of humor and recognize that sometimes, shit happens.
  
  >About Stretching
  
  >There is no "quick way" to prepare, rushing things will only lead to damage in places that you'd rather not see a doctor about. Take things slow and work your way up, depending on your experience it could be days, weeks, or even months before you're ready for bigger toys.
  
  >Seriously though, don't rush things. It'll just leave you sore and frustrated. If you do end up with even a minor anal tear, you won't be able to do any butt play for several days at least and pooping will be a nightmare.
  
  >Work your way up nice and easy, get a medium-sized butt plug like this and work it in a little more each session, very slowly, until you can take a large diameter with ease. Then start working on a bigger plug or tapered toy and repeat until you can take the goal size you want.

https://www.amazon.com/Novelties-Shane-Diesel-Black-Realistic/dp/B00A5JBXNY

Its a lot bigger than I thought it would be, but holy cow it's amazing. I only bring it out on special occasions because of how much it stretches me out.

Im hoping to find a Danny D next, and Ive started a savings for one of those dildo machines.

Thanks! What do you mean by production value? I have a profitable pornhub channel if that's what you mean.

I use a Panasonic Lumix DMC-GM5 with a Sigma 350963 60mm F2.8 DN, and the primary reason I use this camera is its wifi viewfinder with full exposure, aperture, and focus control. In my hand is a Galaxy S7 used to monitor the captured footage.

What's the significance of your account reference?

He said it was real but as a joke, the friend was Wally Cox(he had gay rumors).

The image is from a book, Brando Unzipped, I think.

He also wasn't ashamed of his homosexual experiences and he had a lot of rumors back then about his Hollywood female conquests(e.g. Betty Davis), his male conquests(e.g. Rock Hudson) or even both at the same time.

Although looking at it now, he fits more closely to being a bisexual than a homosexual.

EDIT: elaborated more.

I'd love to hear what this community thinks of this book.

https://www.amazon.com/Not-Gay-between-Straight-Cultures/dp/1479825174

To add in, I just got this I like it so much....

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2040-BodyGroom-Pro/dp/B0037HP9OA/ref=pd_sim_sbs_bt_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=16MSV3JQBN1FSHKD0RPJ

My calves look so much more defined now, but I destroyed my bush because I didn't know what I was doing. Oh well, it'll grow back, then I can get it right the second time.

There's a dice game out their that has different suggestions on one die (kiss, lick etc) and the other die has a location on the body.

Edit: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000E368LS?pc_redir=1414057678&robot_redir=1
like this ^