(Part 3) Top products from r/ploungeafterdark
We found 9 product mentions on r/ploungeafterdark. We ranked the 50 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 41-60. You can also go back to the previous section.
41. TENGA Easy Beat EGG Mens Portable Pleasure Device, Male Sleeve Stroker EGG-001 Wavy
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Stretches to fit all sizesExcellent for solo use or with a partnerIncludes a packet of lube
42. Post Waffle Crisp Cereal, 11.5-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pack of four, 11.5-ounce, total of 46-ounceWaffle-shaped, sweetened, multi-grain cerealProvides 10 essential vitamins and mineralsExcellent source of six B vitaminsNo high fructose corn syrup and no artificial color
44. Anal Trainer Set
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Begin training for a great anal experienceStart off small and work your way upPrepare yourself for a wonderful sexual experience
45. Nair Hair Remover for Men, Body Cream, 8 oz.
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
SmoothClean-Looking SkinLonger Than Shavingexfoliates and moisturizes
46. Sterling Silver "I Love You To The Moon and Back" Pendant Necklace, 18"
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Sterling silver necklace featuring two-piece moon pendant engraved with loving message of "I love you...to the moon & back"Box chain with spring-ring claspCrafted in .925 sterling silverImported
47. Doc Johnson Mood - Naughty 1 - Silicone Anal Plug - Large - 4.9 in. Long and 1.3 in. Wide - Tapered Base for Comfort Between The Cheeks - Large - Black
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Measurements in inches, Total Length = 4.9, Insertable Length = 4.5, Max Width (Diameter) = 1.3, Max Girth (Circumference) = 4.082Made of Firm Yet Flexible, Body-Safe, Non-Phthalate, Velvet Touch finished, High Quality SiliconeNarrow Tapered Base helps keep this toy where it belongs and makes it...
48. Doc Johnson Mood - Naughty 1 - Silicone Anal Plug - Large - 4.9 in. Long and 1.3 in. Wide - Tapered Base for Comfort Between The Cheeks - Large - Pink
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Measurements in inches, Total Length = 4.9, Insertable Length = 4.5, Max Width (Diameter) = 1.3, Max Girth (Circumference) = 4.082Made of Firm Yet Flexible, Body-Safe, Non-Phthalate, Velvet Touch finished, High Quality SiliconeNarrow Tapered Base helps keep this toy where it belongs and makes it...
If you're looking at around-the-house objects, you're not gonna find what you want. You're not even supposed to use a run of the mill waterproof vibrator up your tailpipe because they're made of hard plastic.
What you're looking for is something soft. Your body moves and squeezes and gives, so you need something small or something with body-safe silicone, preferably both.
Ebay's got plugs for $5 or less, with free shipping. There's really no excuse to not do your dang research and find something for you. Heck, there's places online where you can get all sorts of different toys if you save up for a bit.
And you're going to want lube to go with your new toy. Use a water-based lubricant, because silicone based lubes may interact with your toy and screw it up. Also, you're almost certainly going to want toy covers and cleaner. You can use cheap condoms as toy covers; just pull them over the toy when you're ready to play, have your fun, then peel the cover off and throw it away. Easy.
It's also really easy to try this in the bathtub, as the hot water helps you relax and makes clean up much easier. You'll need to relax and go slow your first time. Don't rush; you'll get there. Listen to your body and don't stress about size at first. Start with something reasonable.
If you try something small, make sure it has a base or a cord so you can't lose it. The same is true with small, egg-shaped vibrators; always get one with a cord instead of the cordless so you can always get it back out. Losing something inside yourself is not a fun trip to the ER. It's mortally embarassing for you, just another aggravating Tuesday night for them.
Back to clean up for a moment. You can usually wash most silicone toys in the dishwasher, but I'm guessing you're young and share your home with your family, so this may not be an option for you. Boiling your toy will kill anything you may get on it, but make sure you use plenty of water. If your toy touches the edge or bottom of the pot, it may melt a bit before you notice. It's not good for the toy or the pot, and here again is a good reason why it's smart to start small.
Now, assuming you order discreetly online and go pretty bargain basement about it, you can order a basic plug, lube, and possibly a lube shooter for about $15 total. If you want to get latex gloves and lube to try fingering with, that's even cheaper.
But if you're really looking for the most amount of bang for your buck, try a Tenga Egg instead. They're usually around $7 or less, you can order them for less on ebay, most sex stores carry them, and they are amazing. They're easy to clean, reusable to a point (they do stretch a bit after a while), and they come with enough lube to get you started. They feel wonderful, and you can masturbate with all of the regular techniques your body is already used to, or you can mix it up a bit and try something new. They're also small and easy to hide. I don't know why parents don't just hand these things out to teenage kids and let them go to town with 'em. Seriously, get a Tenga Egg. Don't shove it up your bum.
So, to recap:
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Edit: Hell, you can make your own pocket pussy with two sponges, a rubber glove, a cup, and some rubber bands. There's plenty of tutorials online, and you can get supplies for those at any dollar store. You can even soak it in warm water so the sponges make it feel nice and warm.
No lube?! So I haven't tried BD lube (Though I want to), but I have tried J-Lube. J-Lube is pretty good stuff. Mix it yourself to your tastes.
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
Not really into panties, but those are nice. I think I may order this and some other stuff...
In Other News:
I'm gonna be getting this for a friend of mine as soon as I have money.
Mood Naughty by: Doc Johnson. One if the most comfortable plugs I've ever used. I prefer the 1 but they have three different types.
And yes, a hidden spy wall safe for toys would be boss as hell.
fucking Waffle Crisp yo
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003JI4Q50/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
http://www.amazon.com/Nair-Hair-Remover-Body-Cream/dp/B004X8JNZS
Here you go.