Reddit reviews Dragway Tools (4) 12in. Hydraulic Car Wheel Dolly & 1500 lb Capacity

Heh just acquire some Hydraulic Wheel Dollies (or just three buddies with hydraulic jacks), and pickup and move the truck a small enough distance to not be considered grand theft auto, possibly move it to be blocking in a different asshole, or such that he has to get in from the passenger side.

Rather than destroying the car as many of the posters here seem to be encouraging why not just move the car.
Using a set of hydraulic wheel dollys you can simply push the car out of the space.

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if this is a common problem get a set of these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003W0F33O/ref=sxbs_sxwds-stvp_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2972357942&pd_rd_wg=GH1F1&pf_rd_r=5B6V402C319QEFT49CKC&pf_rd_s=desktop-sx-bottom-slot&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_i=B003W0F33O&pd_rd_w=XNfsN&pf_rd_i=car+wheel+skate&pd_rd_r=B9FS8X3X491RXZ3ZA380&ie=UTF8&qid=1500773830&sr=1

or these if you already have a jack: https://www.amazon.com/Pentagon-Tools-5060-Tire-Skates/dp/B000UAGDTC/ref=pd_cp_60_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000UAGDTC&pd_rd_r=G2VYWZS4ZMTQPH50PQWR&pd_rd_w=YwRpg&pd_rd_wg=AYZOP&psc=1&refRID=G2VYWZS4ZMTQPH50PQWR

Roll their shitbox out of your spot and then call SFS for a car being left in the middle of the road.

There are dollies (I have also heard them called skates) that some places use to move cars around.

These make it so you don't have to run the car with exhaust, noise and tire marks inside buildings/showrooms. This also allows you to position it in places that would be tougher or perhaps impossible to drive to. You can push the vehicle horizontally and you can spin it around in place. It would be time-consuming and a bit of work for the crew, but this would be my guess as to how they solved this problem. Have a few sets of those dollies, and have a few teams push the cars around in different areas.

It is also possible that these dealerships have things that are even better and easier nowadays. It has been over 10 years since I worked at the dealership, so it is possible things have gotten better. Also, I am sure this Porche dealership has more money than the Ford dealership I worked for. So they can afford to spend more money to move their more expensive cars.

Keep a set of these in your Tesla.. https://www.amazon.com/Dragway-Tools-Hydraulic-Positioning-Capacity/dp/B003W0F33O/ That way you can move their car for them.

You just need a set of these to fix problems like this.
http://amzn.com/B003W0F33O

If it's really daily as you say, a set of these would be a great investment.

https://www.amazon.com/Hydraulic-Wheel-Dolly-Wide-Hoist/dp/B003W0F33O

Hopefully you don't live on a hill.

These are a better time.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003W0F33O/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_HCT6ybRKH120J

If there's no ice, get a set of these http://www.amazon.com/Four-1500-Hydraulic-Wheel-Dolly/dp/B003W0F33O/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1413183280&sr=8-4&keywords=car+dolly and you can push the offending vehicle where ever you want.