Reddit reviews Pecker Patch Sour Gummy Candy by Hott Products Unlimited

For future reference, these are a Prime-eligible purchase.

There is no Christmas tradition besides baking so many cookies the night before you hate everyone the next day.

alt: Ham

alt 2: I'd like to make amends with my ex- hahaha, fuck no, I may send her a bag of dicks though.

On Amazon, of course. ;) https://www.amazon.com/Pecker-Patch-Hott-Products-Unlimited/dp/B00XIPOXHK

I will eat a dick if Diego Valeri leaves Portland for anther MLS team.

Edit: you got me, fucker. This is a top quality shitpost while also being potentially relevant. Well done.

Or if you don't want to be ripped off by an overpriced gimmick, you can just buy the bag for $8 Prime shipped from Amazon.

Or also $6 Prime shipped for the sour patch kids variety.

You can find those here.