Reddit reviews Prairie Wings: The Classic Illustrated Study of American Wildfowl in Flight

Listen up, kiddies, because I'm here to shove some science down someone's piehole. I know I'm late to the party, but gather around for some pure logic in this cesspool of illeteracy and disinformation.

You all need look no further than their website to know they are great chaps, altruistically looking out for farmers, big and small. They brought us useful chemicals like DDT, PCBs, Agent Orange, and recombinant bovine somatotropin.

This wholesale factory of human kindness was founded by the man named John Francis Queeny (note /u/JF_Queeny). Saint Queeny married the lass Olga Mendez Monsanto and birthed Edgar Monsanto Queeny, who ironically was a conservationist bird watcher / author.

Currently, the flagship of modern technological ingenuity and compassion is helmed by Hugh Grant, whose earnings cleary and rightfully place him at an elevated state above paying taxes. Might I add that Lord Grant was placed as CEO of the Year in Chief Executive mag.

If one needs information about the benevolence of Monsanto, let it be known that many fine executives have given up high bonuses to slum it with the dregs of the regulatory world.

But as my kin so elequently wrote in this thread, show me any evidence of their wrongdoings? Alas, the FDA, EPA, and USDA has written exhaustively on the absolute safeness of their products through tireless and exhaustive clinical studies replicated in 100% unbiased labs the world over.

Those countries, nay billions of misfortunate people, who chattered incessantly about precaution, and pandora's box, and crop contamination are ill-informed nay-sayers, forever delegated to the filthy obliette of illiterate uninformed emotional repose.

Little do they know that the bastion of human perfection, and the total and plentiful agriculture awaits them if only they'd look up to the sun, and allow the holy saviour of monsanto to shower them in the warm, pale glow of scientific salvation.

Whose son was a noted conservationist, author, and general bird-watcher. Ironically, under his chair of Monsanto, they produced hundreds of thousands of tonnes of DDT.