Best canned & jarred onions according to redditors

In addition to the Monster Munch, get your hands on some Twiglets. Usually can find those at World Market. Roast Beef Hula Hoops are amazing. Prawn Cocktail crisps are great, fight me.

Kroger or Meijers around me usually have both McVities Digestives, and Hobnobs. Also Jaffa Cakes and Jammie Dodgers. Five stars for the last three.

Pickled Onions.

Some good at-home things you can try:

Scotch Eggs - Meat-wrapped hard-boiled eggs that you can either fry or bake.

Toad in the Hole - Misleading, is actually frogs buried with ~2cm of coverage, and a small campfire cooked on top. You eat them in the morning after the fire's burnt down, as a healthy wake-up. A++

Shepherd's Pie - As mentioned on the recent show. Nice on a cold day. If you're too hungry for the final step, you can always just have the filling over mashed potatoes for a Mess.

Sausage Roll - It's sausage meat (not in casing), wrapped in puff pastry. That's basically it.

Steak and Guinness Pie - Another good one for cold days. All of these are good for cold days. It's cold a lot in the UK. The food is basically made to make people that are coming in from cold rain feel better.

Mince Pies - Good around Christmastime. For those that don't know, mincemeat is basically just fruit and spices, no actual meat involved.


Everything except maybe the first and last listed also need generous helpings of gravy with them. Preferably Bisto.

This is the Dirty Gibson from Keto Happy Hour. It has 2.4 net carbs according to Cronometer. For any of you interested in the Cronometer custom recipe you can find it here.

The links for the ingredients I used are linked to the text of the ingredient itself.

Ingredients

Gin (2 oz, or 1.5 oz plus another .5 oz)

Vermouth (Dry, .5 oz, make sure it has no sense of humor)

Cocktail Onion Brine (.5 oz, if it smells like butts you have the right thing)

Garnish

Cocktail Onions (2, they look like little butt smelling pearls, so bleached butt pearls)

Recipe

1. Fill a Beverage Discombobulater (Cocktail Shaker) and a Martini Holding Device (Martini Glass) with Ice (both separately). We are trying to freeze the taste out of hiding.
   
2. Add the ingredients to the chilly discombobulater.
   
3. Use the discombobulater for its purpose and discombobulate the beverage until the bobulater is frosty on the outside.
   
4. Strain the dizzy beverage into the Martini Holding Device.
   
5. Take a sip of the drink.
   
6. Decides it tastes like frozen butts and dump out the rest.
   
7. Drink something else to get the taste of butts out of your mouth.
   
8. Cleanup. Make Mr. Rogers proud because you are an upstanding member of the community.
   
   Taste
   This tastes like Gin mixed with butts. For an objective taste, it taste like the evergreen taste of Gin with the dry taste of the vermouth and a hint of the salty? (I can't quite describe the taste) of the cocktail onions.
   
   Notes
   
   If you like a Martini or similar drinks, you should try this one. Personally, I won't be having this again. It was pretty gross.
   
   Previous Drinks
   
   Blackberry-Basil Gin Fizz
   
   Rum Drinks
   
   Vodka Drinks
   
   Next Drink
   
   Gin Rickey (You can't be a drink Ricky Bobby)

If you are brave enough let me know.

Top your rice and fried egg with fried shallots and sweet soy sauce Typical Indonesian breakfast (caveat: am not Indonesian).

Or, a pretty basic fried rice is rice, egg, scallions, and whatever meat you like (Spam works great if you’re looking for cheap!). You can find all sorts of heated debate about the best way to make fried rice on Reddit and elsewhere on the internet.