Best cheese spreaders according to redditors
We found 14 Reddit comments discussing the best cheese spreaders. We ranked the 10 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 14 Reddit comments discussing the best cheese spreaders. We ranked the 10 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
A collar will be a good start. It gives you a more controlling hand in bed, and you can also use it for breath play (choking). You should go shopping. Bondage seems like a good next step. But you are new to it, so use the restraints they sell. I think she might like something like this https://www.amazon.com/Frisky-Spreader-Bar-with-Cuffs/dp/B00GTQILD2/ref=pd_sbs_121_6/138-8280626-7740606?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00GTQILD2&pd_rd_r=fae85fa8-7e10-11e9-b4c5-ef907af3647f&pd_rd_w=87yal&pd_rd_wg=JOvNo&pf_rd_p=588939de-d3f8-42f1-a3d8-d556eae5797d&pf_rd_r=T1SM3VZXPN5E9WM82VMN&psc=1&refRID=T1SM3VZXPN5E9WM82VMN
or this https://www.amazon.com/Restraints-Restraint-Bondage-Position-Support/dp/B075L5V4NW/ref=pd_bxgy_121_img_3/138-8280626-7740606?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B075L5V4NW&pd_rd_r=fae85fa8-7e10-11e9-b4c5-ef907af3647f&pd_rd_w=IaApi&pd_rd_wg=JOvNo&pf_rd_p=a2006322-0bc0-4db9-a08e-d168c18ce6f0&pf_rd_r=T1SM3VZXPN5E9WM82VMN&psc=1&refRID=T1SM3VZXPN5E9WM82VMN.
Gives you total control, and you can use your fingers or toys to make her beg, since you said keeping your cock out is harder for you. Depending on your penis size, I would also look into this https://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Spider-G-%C3%82G-Mouth-Breathable/dp/B07R5PYCBT/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=spider+gag&qid=1558694903&s=hpc&sr=8-1
It keeps her mouth open and you can shove your dick into her mouth at any point.
Once you get more experience, look up shibari, and learn a lot before you try it, so that it is safe. That will include rope.
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How high is her pain tolerance?
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Also you can try having her strip naked, use some restraints ( a real pair of handcuffs is like $12 and she won't be able to get out) and leading her to a public-ish area of the apartment. Tie her to a piece of furniture or something so that she is fully exposed. Then leave. Then every once in a while, come back with a vibrator and get her close, then leave again. If you have a dildo, hold it below her, rubbing it along her pussy, push against her vagina like you are about to insert it (all while having the vibrator going so she desperately wants something inside her) and just hold it up against her pussy but don't let her get it inside her. When she is begging and can't take it anymore, pull out your cock, get hard, slapping her breasts, or slap her face for begging too much, and tell her you will decide when she gets cock inside her. While stroking your cock, feel between her legs to "test how wet she is," then put your hard dick against her clit. She will be aching for it. Start to choke her, then bite her, and say she isn't wet enough yet. Use the vibrator really quick, then walk away again. Come in, tell her you are going to test her wetness again. Her legs will open so you can feel. Slap her and say to spread her legs wider. Choke her again to distract her from you pulling out your dick (wear elastic shorts or something), and you have made her open her legs enough for you to slide your dick in and pound away.
Also pinching nipples, slapping her breasts, ect. is also something that can feel good. Slapping her pussy (not hard) can also feel good. Even doing little things like telling her to spread her ass for you during doggy as you pound away, then grabbing her hair and pulling her up by her hair to your face so you can bite her is hot. Then slam her face back into the pillow again. If she is more vocal, tell her to beg for your cock, but tell her you can't hear her, because you are holding her head down into the pillow. Pull her back up, say dirty things, throw her back down. Scratching works as well.
I love this! I had to have that cute little cheese board. Found it on Amazon for a couple bucks cheaper and with prime shpping if anyone is interested. Thanks for sharing, great picture!
the trick is a skinny spatula...
it's a nylon spreader with a fat blade
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Nylon-Spreader-7-Inch/dp/B000OQAW62
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of you can heat two of them and flip it from one to the other. 8)
Get your grandma a butter bell for Christmas - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AC7ZQH8
May I suggest a PB & J spreader?
You can get leather cuffs that are permanently joined like this, I've seen stuff like the first link on aliexpress but can't remember what they called them.
On the second thing I made a spreader bar using a wood dowel and a pair of wire eye straps to hook a single ankle cuff to each end. The eye isn't on the end of the bar so it sits behind the leg where it's comfortable.
EDIT: found this on amazon looking for other things, this is what you wanted right?
As somebody who has used both, I find that where a spoon falls flat is in distribution.
It is good at getting the ingredients out of their containers, but their bowl shape keeps the spoon from evenly distributing those ingredients across the bread. You can push it into every corner, but you will inevitably end up with uneven PB density.
The addition of jelly to this equation creates pockets where jelly will accumulate. This jelly pocket not only disturbs the delicate balance of flavors between PB and J, but now has become weaponized as a jelly landmine. These big pockets are vulnerable to movement under pressure due to jelly's gel-like nature. One poorly placed bite could result in a jelly catastrophe on your plate, on your floor, or worse-- on your work clothes. Now you are the laughing stock of the office because of your faux pas: "Got some shirt on your jelly there, Kevin?" "Did you forget to put on your bib, Diane?"
For proper distribution of sandwich ingredients I always recommend a straight icing spatula or similar high quality spreading tool.
I use one of these bad boys which totally get the job done. It will change your life man.
I use goo gone...wait a while...another application of goo gone...wait some more...then get after it with an old super dull cheese spreader. Like this one:
https://www.amazon.com/Chef-Craft-21233-Spreader-Stainless/dp/B00440D3NS/r
Okay, I wasn't able to find NSFW items, but I did find these apple spreaders and this apple cutting board. And this apple scarf could be used in creative ways! (Blindfold, restraint...use your imagination!)
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Thanks for the contest!
I bought it at Paper Source in Milwaukee and they have it on their website. But there's a cheaper one on Amazon.
Here are a few I've purchased so far...
11 gallon tubs (for drinks)
Card box
Cake cutting knife set
Lace tablecloth (for cake table)