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We found 1 Reddit comment discussing the best roller derby skates. We ranked the 1 resulting product by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
I know you’re probably a ground side Marine, but if I may share a game for our air wingers forward deployed....
Flightline batsuit racing.
Step 1: Find a stash of the old 2 man Army tents.
Step 2: Take said stash to Flight Equipment. Bribery may be necessary for step 3.
Step 3: Fold the tent portion like a poncho, cut hole for head, cut and size tent poles to poncho “wings”. Bribe Flight Equipment to sew tent poles in to poncho.
Step 4: Buy these
Step 5: Bribe forward deployed PMO (Best bucket of protein powder exchange ever)
Step 6: Await Sandstorm
Step 7: Don cranial, batsuit, and roller skates AND contact PMO and tell them to bring a radar gun.
Step 8: Set up at end of Flightline, open batsuit, goggles down, let 60-90 MPH wind catch batsuit and proceed to make you and your team hit 41 MPH (radar confirmed) down the flightline on skates.
Step 9: Make sure Gunny doesn’t try to kill you after your morale boosting flight of glory.
Not that I would know.....
Also if you’re in the field in like 29 Palms, catch a wind scorpion and a regular scorpion, throw them in to an empty cooler, shake it up, open lid, place bets.
Edit to add: Nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned field fuck too.