(Part 2) Top products from r/ketodrunk

This is the Dirty Gibson from Keto Happy Hour. It has 2.4 net carbs according to Cronometer. For any of you interested in the Cronometer custom recipe you can find it here.

The links for the ingredients I used are linked to the text of the ingredient itself.

Ingredients

Gin (2 oz, or 1.5 oz plus another .5 oz)

Vermouth (Dry, .5 oz, make sure it has no sense of humor)

Cocktail Onion Brine (.5 oz, if it smells like butts you have the right thing)

Garnish

Cocktail Onions (2, they look like little butt smelling pearls, so bleached butt pearls)

Recipe

1. Fill a Beverage Discombobulater (Cocktail Shaker) and a Martini Holding Device (Martini Glass) with Ice (both separately). We are trying to freeze the taste out of hiding.
   
2. Add the ingredients to the chilly discombobulater.
   
3. Use the discombobulater for its purpose and discombobulate the beverage until the bobulater is frosty on the outside.
   
4. Strain the dizzy beverage into the Martini Holding Device.
   
5. Take a sip of the drink.
   
6. Decides it tastes like frozen butts and dump out the rest.
   
7. Drink something else to get the taste of butts out of your mouth.
   
8. Cleanup. Make Mr. Rogers proud because you are an upstanding member of the community.
   
   Taste
   This tastes like Gin mixed with butts. For an objective taste, it taste like the evergreen taste of Gin with the dry taste of the vermouth and a hint of the salty? (I can't quite describe the taste) of the cocktail onions.
   
   Notes
   
   If you like a Martini or similar drinks, you should try this one. Personally, I won't be having this again. It was pretty gross.
   
   Previous Drinks
   
   Blackberry-Basil Gin Fizz
   
   Rum Drinks
   
   Vodka Drinks
   
   Next Drink
   
   Gin Rickey (You can't be a drink Ricky Bobby)

This would add extra nogg flavor, you can find ingredients on the website. Click on eggnog then label. I believe only maple has sugar. I tried their Bavarian. I was highly impressed that it tasted amazing. I put 6 drops in about a cup of heavy cream. It tasted like the inside of an eclair. I just sprinkled cocoa on it. Lorann Hard Candy Flavoring Oil Eggnog Flavor 1 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00373O62K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_O6t1BbR1967MY vendors on Amazon sell combos.

https://www.lorannoils.com/eggnog-flavor-0420-larger i believe they sell droppers. Their flavors are strong.

Trace Minerals brand

When I make an electrolyte drink I use a teaspoon of this, but then I'll also add a few shakes of this potassium salt so that i get a good 10-15% of my recommended potassium in one drink.

There’s also this one. I have another one of her cookbooks and it’s great.

Recipe as follows:

2oz Vodka (unflavored)

1.5 oz Ocean Spray Diet Cranberry

1 oz lime juice, fresh squeezed

1 oz Monin Sugar Free Zero Calorie Triple Sec


Combine, stir with crushed ice, strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish optional.


Diet cranberry juice is 2 net carbs per 8 oz, so its 1.5 oz volume impact is negligible. Lime juice is about 3g per oz. The Monin Triple Sec syrup is sugar alcohol so it’s about Zero net carbs. It’s non alcoholic which is why I recommend the 2oz of vodka instead of 1.5.

I mix
https://www.amazon.com/DaVinci-SUGAR-Irish-Cream-Splenda/dp/B000UI3A0E
Whipping Cream
Whiskey

https://www.amazon.com/True-Lime-Dispenser-Count-2-82oz/dp/B005ECLIUA

Try one of these babies! I bought one a couple of years ago to use as a wrist exerciser. As destructive as it is beautiful.

https://www.amazon.ca/Estwing-B3-3LB-Drilling-Hammer-Handle/dp/B00002N5NI

This.

Or a single drop of peppermint extract.

found this out by accident, as i bought this stuff because my leg cramps get so bad sometimes and often nothing works: lyteshow

tl;dr: drank way too much wine on keto, put this stuff in my water bottle and drank it before bed/through the night, woke up fine

Wtf is bai. Where can I get it

Edit: is it this? https://www.amazon.com/Rainforest-Antioxidant-Blueberry-Clementine-Dragonfruit/dp/B0088MXS6U#

I use activated charcoal. Take about 4 pills just after you start drinking and then another 4 halfway through the night. I’ve never woken up with a hangover after taking it. Just be warned, if you drink enough that you puke, it’s going to be black, and your shit will be almost black for a couple of days.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006LCQ4Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jdyMDb9RBJE6H