Reddit reviews Fake Cigarettes - Pack of 6

Take up the habit of smoking or vaping and follow them on their smoking breaks. If they won't allow you on outside with them because someone has to watch the kids, answer "And who better than one of the parents?" or "You just triggered me into smoking, I might as well smoke inside. Thanks for being understanding."

If you choose to stay in, show the kids how to "be just like daddy and mommy" and introduce them to fake smoking with one of those.

No more impromptu babysitting.

EDIT : My tone wasn't tongue-in-cheek enough for some people, so let me assure you that it was a joke. No, do not take on a bad habit to prove a point. No, do not teach a smoking habit to children, even as a joke. No, you do not have to go to your sister's and come up with plans to deal with her carelessness, you just need to not go there.

You should just start holding one of these fake cigarettes in your hand and go on breaks too.

https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Cigarettes-Pack-of-6/dp/B002M0F9YI?th=1&psc=1

I used these for my GR Halloween costume:
http://www.amazon.com/Forum-60616-Fake-Cigarettes-Standard/dp/B002M0F9YI/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1449512322&sr=1-1&keywords=fake+cigarette

Here you go