Reddit reviews Inflatable Party Sheep- Black by Bewild

>I just spent my life savings paying my husband's bail. It's no biggie, I would've spent it on stupid frivolous things like shoes, home decor, and my future children's college educations anyway.

You . . . had money of your own?

Nope, sorry. I'm starting to doubt the validity of this report. Any self-respecting emotionally beaten down Red Pill Wife would have allowed her Captain to squander her life savings on inflatable party-sheep and chest plates.

I was going to comment on how I thought this was fake but brings up a real social issue (sexual predators infiltrating careers where they can be close to their prey) but then I read the actual amazon comments and they are hilarious!!!!

Full inflatable black sheep comments

Here's my favorite for the lazy -

"The white sheep is shy and demure. Her name is Lady Penelope Peppridge Featherbaaatom. The black sheep is aggressive and naughty. Her name is Foxy TNT! Together they make a combination that can't be bleat!

P.S. you don't need to save these just for parties. They're good for anytime you need human contact but you're just plain sick of people( Customer Service Reps take note!)

P.P.S.-Sadly after a long holiday weekend(Go Columbus!!!) I have to downgrade the durability rating to 1 star. Best buy a spare, party people!"

1, 2, 3, one I want,alternative. Thanks so much for the contest!

What about this one?
You'll still have some money left!

linked to from the drive-through: http://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Party-Sheep-Black/dp/B000SM53XO/ref=pd_sim_dbs_misc_1