Reddit reviews MegaDeal 2" Spring Metal Clamp Wholesale Spring Metal Clamps (20 Pack), 2"

A few ideas to reduce "through the door" noise.

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1. The AcousticDoor - it's a rollup baffle and insulation you install over your door and drop it when you want to make teh shexy. The outer layer is reflective and the interior core is designed to attenuate (block) 30 dB of sound, which translates to approximately 87% of sound, depending on what the sound source is - low and sub frequencies are more difficult to block but the shriller more treble stuff is easy . Figure your screaming wife is approx 90db which is a train whistle at 500ft and this knocks it back to 60 which is an electric toothbrush - now 45 bells is still enough to wake someone (in close proximity - same room) and this is still 15 over that so additional steps may be necessary. See # 2.
   
2. The Muzo - active soundfield generator that cancels and nullifies noise coming through the wall , door, ceiling etc - it uses reverse phase tech to detect and analyze the sound coming through the wall and puts out sound 180 degrees out of phase and cancels out the sound. You put this on the other side of your door , wall or ceiling.
   
3. A cheaper version of the above is to hang a thick comforter on eyehooks or alligator clamps like they use in photo studios to cover the entire door and frame, a thick towel under the door and rainy mood or similar "white noise app" on your cell phone or small bluetooth speaker midway between source of screaming and your door. If necessary, use multiple phones and speakers using different types of rain or white noise about 6 feet before the door - maybe even even some complimentary music as the "final stage" filter but it's all firing directly AT the source. Then pull up netflix on a tablet or other device and fire those speakers directly into the door from a few inches away or even have the device actually leaning on the door so the sound transfers directly to the wood of the door and causes the door itself to vibrate - you don't have to overdo it - just enough so you can hear the "TV" through the door 3-5 feet away on the other side. Should do the trick. If not, add another white noise generator on the other side of the door, run it low so you don't hear it more than 6 feet away but that will kill any residual noise coming through the door.
   
4. If not - just fucking gag her and really do some next level Dr. Demento shit on her - I suggest a Hitachi Magic Wand. On second thought ...yeah - do that anyway. I read in a friends Cosmo mag that the white tip (little bigger than a golf ball) fits PERFECTLY nuzzled just inside and then you ramp it up towards the back of her belly which stims the Gspot and the entire "roof" of the area which also stims the clitoris from behind. Keep it on low until she's screaming into your hand/gag whatever and then flip it to high and hang on.
   
5. Tell her Reddit says HI.

I'd recommend something else. i bought those and the stupid orange things break off real easy and make the clamp useless.

I use the metal ones with the rubber caps, the rubber things can slide off and get lost leaving you with something kinda sharp that might rip your tapestry when wind or rain put strain on it but still useful and can be repaired with duct tape

Not sure how necessary they are but I use 4 of these:

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P00KIJI/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Also, use a z shim:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:440022

My glass is 1/4 inch thick.