(Part 2) Best bidet seats according to redditors

No you dont you can buy a bidet of ebay or Amazon for cheap since youve been to Japan Im sure you can afford this https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Elongated-Stainless-Steel-Nightlight-Oscillation/dp/B074MLZR3Y/ref=sr_1_21_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1537410589&sr=8-21-spons&keywords=bidet&psc=1

This is the one I bought. It's on sale at Amazon for $37 bucks.

https://www.amazon.com/SlimGlow-Attachment-Electric-Install-Internal/dp/B07M9CQR2N/ref=sr_1_4?gclid=CjwKCAiAh5_uBRA5EiwASW3IasSKsVqpLwEK2FWN1Mml8sjjFiZ3IN6OA0Wx7TJ27wI4ayyQLPdN-hoCKz8QAvD_BwE&hvadid=390248493726&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9023616&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=b&hvrand=2268375684162787913&hvtargid=kwd-837278785897&hydadcr=11779_10174754&keywords=slimglow+bidet&qid=1573444372&smid=A1TB9RAXR3DV1E&sr=8-4

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007HIKR7O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_SzrNDbQSVGDRK

Bought the biobidet a 6 months ago. Money well spent. Heats the seat, water, air. Am a male, you will love this as a female.

I know they are singing the praise of the $35 bidet.

But this is amazing and blow dries your butt plus different temps, spray patterns, spray widths :) programmable for 2 users... night light... soft close...
if you can splurge... do it!

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Stainless-Steel-Nanotechnology-Sterilization-Nightlight/dp/B06Y32FG2N

Toto makes one that’s over a grand... it’s more modern looking and sleek...but it’s fabulous too! (Used it at a hotel stay).

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B006515ZZI/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

the lotus branded ones are quite good and doesn't break the bank like the Toto ones. They're also headquartered in California

https://smile.amazon.com/Lotus-ATS-500-Advanced-Temperature-Controlled/dp/B01DAWVVDY/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=lotus+bidet&qid=1573627644&sr=8-1

I bought a toilet seat with integrated ass / privates jet cleaner and installed it at home, I'm very happy with it I never looked back! When I need to swipe at work I just feels retrograde and I also don't feel as clean.

You can retrofit this into any toilet, given you have a fresh water source nearby. It's doesn't use electricity as the cleaning nozzle pops out with water pressure to cleanup your parts. It has an handle with two modes: ass clean and lady's clean. The lady's clean will show up a longer nozzle to .. (you get the idea). You can also regulate the pressure with the same handle, ranging from tickly water spray to colon deep clean.

I totally recommend!

PS: I still have toilet paper, except I only use a square to dry up some excess moisture left.

EDIT: something like this: https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-5900A05G-020-Non-Electric-Elongated/dp/B01ERU55D0/ref=mp_s_a_1_31?keywords=toilet+bidet&qid=1562352917&s=gateway&sr=8-31

Clean Anal technology

I got the $300 Swash by Brondell. It’s heated so the water is warm, has an air dryer and deodorizer setting. Even the seat stays warm and you can adjust everything. Similar to the Toto which I tried a few times in hotels. Life-changing.

Got mine at Costco for $299, but here is the actual model.

Brondell Swash SE600 Elongated Bidet Seat with Air Dryer and Stainless-Steel Nozzle | Nightlight | Deodorizer | Remote Control https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074ML6THR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_Gn9OCb67C57MP

nice, but don't they use bidets equipped with warm air dryers nowadays?

edit: here is a similar toilet paper holder: https://www.amazon.com/EZ-CECOMINOD021717-EZ-Load-Toilet-Holder/dp/B001ONT90Y

or a bidet with warm air dryer: https://www.amazon.com/BATHWA-Temperature-Controlled-Posterior-Installation/dp/B079GT6CV2/

I got something like this at Costco on sale for like $300. Worth every penny. Functioning perfectly for 2 years now. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06Y33TTR7/ref=sspa_mw_detail_3?psc=1

I won't lie, it isn't cheap.

But God DAMN if I don't feel like a king and it makes my place seem so much more luxurious than it is every day.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I5SDRPS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WA0yCb6VAASNH

Yes. You want to search for either "Electronic Toilet Seat" or "Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat" or "washlet.' There's a range. Fair warning: They're typically not cheap. I got this one at Costco for $200 a few years ago, which is definitely on the low side for one of those, especially with that feature set. It's not available anymore though. A comparable model could be about $400-$500. This one is reasonably priced at $250, but it doesn't have an air dryer feature like the intelliseat. I also had an opportunity to use this one when I was in Japan, and it gets a nod of approval.

It seems like a lot to spend, but as others have said, once you get accustomed to it, you realize it's worth every penny.

>flushable wipes

There is no such thing, despite what the package may say.

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2019/4/4/1_4366274.html

Trust me I get it, there's nothing like a clean bum. But you really shouldn't be flushing your wipes. If you use TP for the initial mess then just finish with a wipe you can just fold up the wipe and toss it in the trash.

Better yet, for less than $100 you can get yourself a heated bidet seat with a night light!

Fyi, you can get a bidet cover for a toilet for less than $100, and they have pretty good reviews
$330 TOTO SW2024#01 A200 WASHLET Electronic Bidet Tolet Seat with SoftClose Lid. Elongated, Cotton White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0165UFOOA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_mJn6AbP3940TV

$35 Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CJn6AbAR9M0K6

I got this one.

It was expensive, but it's awesome. The heated seat makes getting up in the middle of the night during winter a pleasant experience instead of something to dread. The bidet water is heated and it has multiple settings. It's not too complicated to install.

I seriously cannot recommend it enough. My fiance got it for us over a year ago around Christmas and I made him promise it was my Christmas gift because there was no way he'd be able to get me something better than that bidet is.

Only the best for my bottom:
TOTO SW2043R#01 WASHLET C200 Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with PREMIST and SoftClose Lid, Round, Cotton White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R37RZFK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Hna2DbBS8E8H3

As u/DevilDog1966 points out, commonly available bidets with a warm-water option all have a heating element and need to be plugged into the mains.

I have the Bio Bidet Ultimate BB-600 in one toilet, and the Brondell Swash SE400 in another. That's how both of them work.

These are the two I have.

Plain cold water one. Great first bidet, doesn't need power or to be near sink for hot water. Cheap.

Hot and cold water. Toilet needs to be near sink, I had to drill a small hole in cabinet to put hot water line from bidet to sink.


My dream bidet. Dries your ass, night light, user profile settings and more lol

Invest in the things you do daily! Love my bidets and good mattresses. Big quality of life improvements .

This is the exact one I have, but there's a whole range of prices and models depending on what you want and what you're willing to pay: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074MMWZYQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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That's a fantastic list - thank you for collecting.

\>None of them please you?

Honestly, I'm fine with that tank-less, one piece, wall-mount look but my partner isn't. They want something more "traditional" in appearance (aka two piece with molding and floor mount 🙄) so as not to throw off the rest of the decor. I can't find a single "traditional" "two-piece" smart toilet.

Current option is to take a Toto Promenade and combine it with the Toto S550e retrofit smart-lid. It will end in tears.

WOODBRIDGE Toilet & Bidet Luxury Elongated One Piece Advanced Smart Seat with Temperature Controlled Wash Functions and Air Dryer, Toilet with Bidet. T-0737, Bidet & Toilet https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H7PXT6C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ipaRCb4YW2XP7

Check this out. Seems pretty worth it.

SmartBidet SB-2000 Electric Bidet Seat for Round Toilets, Electronic Heated Toilet Seat with Warm Air Dryer and Temperature Controlled Wash Functions, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GLHM8D2/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_rJTizbFW5ZQ7A

Welcome your anus to the future!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01BKNZCBC?psc=1&ref=yo_pop_mb_pd

If you felt like a bidet is a good option, you could always go with a portable travel one until you move into your own place.