(Part 2) Best clutch handbags for women according to redditors

I thought I would share one of my favorite brands: Bungalow 360
I have the otter one because, otters :) P.S. GOLD

otters

But heres a few penguin ones too. They come in a bunch of different sizes are vegan, and last ages :P

penguin clutch

penguin satchel

jellyfish

I have this wallet in pink. I have a love-hate relationship with it. The color is really lovely, a bit more pink than in that photo (you can find better representations if you google it) but not obnoxious, and the leather is very soft. It fits everything, including a checkbook, which I thought would be useful but since I only use checks for rent, it's kind of a waste. It's also quite big, which isn't a problem with a large purse, but when I go out I have to downsize, which is kind of annoying. For that I have a tiny red leather Dooney & Bourke thing that I got at TJMaxx that literally only holds a credit card, ID, and a bit of cash. So there are many things I love about my wallet, but I'm looking to get something more universal.

I carry everything I need for work, including my lunch and laptop, in my backpack. When I'm not going to work, I take what I need from my backpack and move it into another bag. My wallet (Baggallini Tessa) converts into a wristlet or crossbody bag, so I can either throw it into a handbag or just grab it out of my backpack and go.

1. I've used three different bags in the past three days: backpack, vintage Coach crossbody bag, and Osprey crossbody bag.
   
2. I switched because I was going out in the evening after work and didn't want to carry my backpack with me.
   
3. I forget things in the other bag (usually my train pass) or wish I had something that I didn't move to the current bag (like hand lotion or gum).
   
4. I move things from my backpack to a handbag and back multiple times a week.
   
5. I keep one handbag next to my closet, and it's the one I switch to most often. The rest of my handbags are in my coat closet, and I use them less often.
   
6. It takes me 10 seconds to move my wallet into the new bag. If I'm going out for the day, it might take me a little longer to get a pouch from my backpack, make sure I have tissues and gum, get my water bottle, etc.
   
7. I like this system because my backpack is the best way I've found to move my stuff around while commuting. The rest of the time, I find that I don't carry around a lot of stuff I don't need.

I was a Dexter fan and more than anything I would love something with blood splatters(not real blood!) on it. Be it shower curtains, aprons, mats,coasters. You did mention it was a "he", otherwise THIS would have been perfect.
http://www.amazon.com/Cleaver-Hatchet-Kreepsville-666-Halloween/dp/B00BPNFRD6