(Part 2) Best funny erotic books according to redditors

"Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought": https://www.amazon.com/Oregon-Patriots-Occupied-My-Butt-ebook/dp/B01A7F2XFW/ref=pd_sim_351_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CSGWM32GE67EJBPYWBFQ

https://www.amazon.com/Dabbin-Cam-Newton-Erotic-Romance-ebook/dp/B01B61DSYG

Conquered by Clippy: an erotic short story

By the same author:

• Fingered by Twitter
  
• Taken by the tetris blocks
  
• Invaded by the iWatch
  
• Coaxed by the Copyright page
  
• Rammed by the Reviews for this book
  
• The minions in me
  
• Pounded by Pluto
  
• And more...

I tried it with a furniture story. Woman buys a futon to furnish her new apartment, the futon had a spell cast on it. She ends up getting fucked by the futon.

Fondled by the Futon

It was fun writing it and I have several more planned out. But it had no success like A Gronking To Remember, etc...

These are a problem for me too. I don't know what's wrong. Female by Magic which I published nine days ago still has no page count number. :(

It's nice people report that there's no KENP dropoff for them, but for those of us who write longer and so a higher page count is a selling point, this hurts and sucks.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X18CXPP

and 3

Do you have sexual fantasies or any sexual experiences that stimulate you? That's a good starting point.

Develop a simple blueprint for your story. Start with the end and work backwards. Keep it short and sweet, no need to write a whole book.

In my erotica saga, "Tales from a Thousand and One Arousing Nights," I compose short stories based on fantasies and and past experiences. Then I wrap them into a moving story that's engaging.

Where are you stuck?

Oak Channing Erotica

Rising Uphill

“Right from the start, this book grabs the attention of the reader and doesn't stop until the unexpected ending. There are lots of twists and turns along the way, with great characters, hot sex, and a mystery to boot! If you are looking for a page turner, this is it!”

Synopsis:
After surviving wrenching heartbreak, Melina Rose’s life as she knew it was forever changed. No longer was she living the life of the perfect family that she had carefully crafted – attentive mother, dutiful wife and successful executive. Melina now walked through her days with an emptiness that she never thought could be filled – until she has a chance encounter with a very sexy stranger.
Thinking she had a onetime fantasy come-to-life, Melina’s world is rocked when Lucas Hart, a gorgeous consultant, makes her his next project to conquer. A man who doesn’t take no for answer, Lucas pursues Melina and breaks through her defenses to make her feel things she didn’t know she could ever again.
But things get troublesome when a secret from Lucas’ past catches up to him and Melina’s ex-husband, Jack, decides he wants her back. Melina is torn between her two worlds, and as she struggles to decide what she wants, she finds her life in danger from an unknown threat. Melina must choose between an exciting, yet complicated and uncertain, future with Lucas or the security and familiarity of her past with Jack, all while trying to determine who is out to harm her and why.


https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31439750-riding-uphill?ac=1&from_search=true

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01LW3QKYH?ref=aw_sitb_digital-text

Hey :)

Is it OK if I asked for a bit of feedback for one of my shorts, too? I'm quite happy with the blurb (though still, any critique is welcome), but not sure about the actual cover:

https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Little-Fetish-Revenge-Corporate-ebook/dp/B01LC2HMEG#nav-subnav

Many, many thanks in advance!

Update: the ebook will be available June 21, and is available for pre-order via Kindle.

I'm looking for a handful of people to send the ebook to for free in exchange for a review. If you are a reader and want to take advantage of free stuff, let me know!

https://www.amazon.com/Heart-Hydra-Mangina-ebook/dp/B01H82GK5G/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1466251506&sr=1-1&keywords=the+heart+of+the+hydra

Kinda boring, actually. I am reading this book though, and it is spicy AF!

If that's not your style, you could also try Dirty Love in a Doomsday Shelter, an even more neglected work (zero Amazon reviews) which includes pictures.

How is your Trump story going so far? Mine is a satire that I just published the other day. Sales so far aren't good.. only three units! All of my other stories started off with more than that. Maybe Trump has hit saturation or maybe I am just way off the mark. Would love to know about your success with it.

Trumped From Behind this is mine :D

Just published, sold 2 right off the bat, amazing for me. Appreciate any constructive comments: The Nude Deposition

I would suggest watching Predator

Actually in my screenplay I have a character who is tripping on LSD talking to a Predator Card Board Cut Out.
Josh should sound like Marty McFly, and The Predator should sound like Dainel Plainview


Josh then turns to the Predator cut-out, which morphs into a talking Predator hallucination.


JOSH

And you! How have you been doing?


PREDATOR HALLUCINATION

I’ve Been doing pretty good. I picked up a pretty good book.


JOSH

What?


PREDATOR HALLUCINATION

It was “The most dangerous game” by Richard Connell.


JOSH

What is it about?


PREDATOR HALLUCINATION

Its about this man who gets hunted by his fellow man. A man falls off a
Yacht, and ends up in an isolated Caribbean Island. He is then
hunted by a Cossack man.


JOSH

Sounds good, and right up your alley.

PREDATOR HALLUCINATION

It was.



https://www.amazon.com/Jamaican-Day-Weird-People-Arizona-ebook/dp/B01AU8S7YC

https://www.amazon.com/LeBron-James-Stole-Boyfriends-Virginity-ebook/dp/B00T8IBZJA

Yeah, there's even a book or a movie about this:

https://www.amazon.com/Goldilocks-Three-Bears-Erotic-Parodies-ebook/dp/B00UVLQOVC

It wouldn't be the first time political events have inspired erotic fiction:

https://www.amazon.com/Casino-Kremlin-Towering-Romance-novella-ebook/dp/B0191WUKKM