(Part 3) Best men costumes according to redditors

Might as well save on S&H fees

Yeah I've had great success with this one. I used to hike in a button-down shirt and short shorts but now I exclusively hike in my suit.

This is the only acceptable camo uniform in the serious sport that is airsoft.

Skip the shield. get this.

NSFW, but I can do that, too.

Here's that first santa suit (SFW)

Here's mine (SFW, I promise)

Those boots would go pretty well with this suit.

thoughts?

Oh phew! I thought you were mad at me or something!

I bet you were watching Spongebob/Foster's youtube vids, weren't you? ^^Don't ^^worry, ^^I ^^was ^^too.

You should totally dress up as Spongebob for Halloween! I'll be Sandy then all we need is a Patrick! Or if we have a lot of people we can do Mr. Crabs and Squidward too!

(If anyone reading this wants to get in on this, PM me!)

Always Goku, plus you gain awesome gym clothes

Dude aint nothing wrong with a goku shirt, just a full out orange gi at the gym haha

https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Mens-Tarzan-Costume-Cloth/dp/B002D3KTGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481177003&sr=8-1&keywords=loincloth

The loin cloth.

I think it might be a regular body suit with a different mask, this is the closest I've found and honestly I think it's the one aha

I'd love to have this as my costume this year but cant afford it :/

hopefully this helps!

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Skeleton-Multicolor-Standard/dp/B0091K5YWY/ref=sr_1_6?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1539214855&sr=1-6&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=Men%27s+Skeleton+Costume - SUIT

https://www.amazon.com/JIUSY-Skeleton-Balaclava-Cosplay-Halloween/dp/B076JG83M7 - MASK

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M4P2ACJ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_OewWBb03WYR8E https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0091K5YWY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_afwWBbGQ7FP3M
Here you go

If you are ok with them not being knives you could get these and paint them black.


*Also found this.

I think if you start wearing a chicken costume it would greatly increase your visibility.

There is a 50 percent chance I would want to even i you wore this

And you don't even have to make the armor! Someone's got it up on Amamzon for pretty cheap!

Hmm... Oculus Touch doesn't come out till later in the year. I think out of everything, we need our feet the least.


With this in mind I have searched for the best outfit most suited to our survival. Striking terror into any who stumble upon us while immersed in our virtual worlds. Utilising exaggerated, yet durable lower extremities....


It's perfect

Could always get something slightly cheesy like:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inflatable-Costumes-Cowboy-On-Horse/dp/B000RZI82K

In fact. A quick Google search and voila https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costumes-Beetlejuice-Adult-Costume/dp/B003O86AYU

Ha really? Fair enough.

Buy this instead.

Prison suppliers?

or

Amazon?

Amazon: $23-30

Item which would most make you seem like an old posh Englishman: Fountain Pen

Most "oh god, I would never be seen with this in public" looking item: Totoro kigirumi

Most phallic looking item: Giant banana suit

Most geeky item: Probably the Millenium Falcon repair manual

Item which would most help you achieve a goal: A new camera lens

Best item to bring to a deserted island: A ukelele and some coconuts.

ok retard how bout moving out of mommys house you little twat. dont forget to pack this b4 moving out https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Haunted-Collection-Dotted-Costume/dp/B000HAPK8A/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=clown+outfit&qid=1562690931&s=gateway&sprefix=clown+out&sr=8-3

check this out, and this. I hope it explains things. Basically white people have historically used dressing up as minorities to ridicule and disempower them. "poking fun at stereotypes" is in line with "it's just a joke!". also the "poking fun" is always done by white people toward PoC/minority people (aka GSMs and women and classism.) The only thing I can think of right now where poking fun at stereotypes works is dave chappelles humor and the boondocks where black people analyze black culture through humor and satire.

TalkingRaccoon wrote:

check this out, and this. I hope it explains things. Basically white people have historically used dressing up as minorities to ridicule and disempower them. "poking fun at stereotypes" is in line with "it's just a joke!". also the "poking fun" is always done by white people toward PoC/minority people (aka GSMs and women and classism.) The only thing I can think of right now where poking fun at stereotypes works is dave chappelles humor and the boondocks where black people analyze black culture through humor and satire.

I posted this like up thread but there are these colored suites all you need to do is get some friends and buy one in every color. You can either be jelly beans or put a big S on your chest and be skittles. Run around doing dances. Convince people they are hallucinating.

Not sure if this sub will let me link Amazon stuff.

This is the one I'll be wearing, kinda lame but I went cheap.

And my friends got this one before it was sold out.

However, I wanted to get THIS real Chicago Bears onesie but it was too expensive for everyone to realistically get for the game, so we went with the cuddly bears.

For people who are interested in the suit.

http://www.amazon.com/RG-Costumes-Bailey-Bear-Brown/dp/B008D4TUAG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1413896205&sr=8-2&keywords=adult+onesie+bear

Funko!. Be the coolest BatKid. Weapons!

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!

Ahem.

morph suit dope socks another pair nickel board
nba 2k13, holes, scubs, breaking bad, gta

hell yeah i love high fives man

1. My first instinct would be to get something like this but after seeing the amazin dress meowbabymeow picked out I would decide to compliment her best by wearing something like this
   
   
2. the evening would start off with me and /u/rightfootedglove picking /u/meowbabymeow and /u/bubblybreath up in the limo we worked 3 weeks of overtime to afford. I would surprise my date with flowers and have an extra bouquet in the limo in case rightfootedglove forgot to get his date some. We would stop in a meadow or field with bright green grass and beautiful flowers for photos. We would get back into the limo and open a bottle of champagne and i would make a toast to the glamorous night ahead of us. after arriving, and getting settled as she suggested we will watch all the drunk people dancing. We will then hit the dance floor and bust out completely in sync choreographed dances like this and this. Then she would walk away to get something to drink. a slow song will come on. i'll walk over and extend my hand. "may I have this dance?" ill ask shyly. We will walk onto the dance floor, and slow dance. Just as the song is about to end I'll look in her eyes, Tell her she looks beautiful and thank her for the lovely evening. Then we will probably leave early cause we are way too cool to stay the entire time. Maybe get some food, watch a movie, mini golf, laser tag, i would let her control how the rest of the evening went. (wow reading this over again its really apparent now 10 years later how bad i actually wanted to go to prom)
   
   
3. Sent
   
   
4. Hickory Dickory

http://www.amazon.com/FunWorld-Templar-Knight-White-Costume/dp/B00445UP16/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1416450177&sr=1-1&keywords=knight+templar

I found his amazon wish list


https://www.amazon.com/FunWorld-Templar-Knight-White-Costume/dp/B00445UP16/

Dude go for Beetlejuice!
https://www.amazon.ca/Leg-Avenue-888735-Beetlejuice-Costume/dp/B003O86AYU

I have a banana costume you can have. Here it is

Try looking for an orange jumpsuit, You can roll down the shirt part "gangsta style." You can usually find one in prisoners outfits for cheap.